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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №32319
 30.06.2010
The Chinese brigade painted the facade of the building. For the painting of the upper floors, a super-pupper-wrapped elevator (the operator of the elevator Russian) was specially pressed. After another violation by the Chinese of the technique of blamelessness, the operator issued the phrase: "I, crazy, I understand, of course, that you are 5 billion, but the security technique must be observed!!and "

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32318
 30.06.2010
I had a clear boy at the reception today.
I ask "how do you feel now"
Answer - "sweet"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32317
 30.06.2010
XXX is
Well I ho on foot tattoo "forevere yang"
YYY
on the hole of the fire " descent into the mine is prohibited without means of individual protection"
XXX is
of the fox!! to
XXX: Offline

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32316
 30.06.2010
The xxx:
Last week’s chance of meeting fell by 50 percent.
YYYY :
What about currency and oil prices?
YYYY :
Is it related to the fall of the dollar?
The xxx:
F is fucking.
With the fall of the fence :-)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32315
 30.06.2010
XXXX:...do you remember Andrew’s yesterday’s Alkas minor? I have such a list of officials, all by names of surnames go and this joke is registered with the nick "On the back of the shoulder- on!"...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32314
 30.06.2010
Conversation with admin (spoken by porn banner)
I - but it would be crazy if the viruses all got into a specially created folder (well type, so that they can be removed more easily)
admin - you won't believe such a folder is called Windows
I am 0_o

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32313
 30.06.2010
XXX: Listen... what is it called when he ate and immediately run fucking?and (
YYY: HD reactive traction
XXX: The Dog ((

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32312
 30.06.2010
xxx:I want to listen to one song,performer good,roman rhin
YYY: Who is this?
XXX: Roman Rain
yyy: spasibo, tak gorazdo luchshe =D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32311
 30.06.2010
With volley:

xxx: The true meaning of the phrase of Trall from Warcraft "Spirits do not know fatigue" I only understood in the army. and. and.

and c)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32310
 30.06.2010
>Download Master
Call me the Lord of Zakaček, slave!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №32309
 30.06.2010
1: I became a bad guy in Fable 2)) My horns grew up))
2: Usually it happens.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №32308
 30.06.2010
XXX: I am interested.
Only in Russia "Rest in the country" means to hike to loss of pulse? It is :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32307
 30.06.2010
I met my boyfriend, I met him yesterday.
Xxx, what a shit.
Two words cannot be connected, and if the mouth opens...
XXX is instantly swallowed.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
We walked for 15 minutes...
XXX and where to go.
XXX is what I need.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx grit..."we will be ibatso?"..
XXX I am in shock.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32306
 30.06.2010
Water cream - 300 rubles
Package for picnic - 1000 rubles
Package of condoms - 200 rubles
A two-day break at the World Cup is invaluable.
Young people, we miss you.
Your girls

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32305
 30.06.2010
xx: I sit down, I drink yogurt, I almost stumble. read on the box "WITH THE TASTE OF PERSICA".
Yy: Is that so?
XX: Yes, my cat is Percy.
XX is called. He died two weeks ago.
XX: Here is what I presented.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32304
 30.06.2010
Iolanto4ka (20:46:30 29/06/2010)
I was alone in the heat in the bus.

Iolanto4ka (20:46:38 29/06/2010)
Anyone who drinks beer

Iolanto4ka (20:46:40 29/06/2010)
Who is

Iolanto4ka (20:46:48 29/06/2010)
Do you know someone drunk?

Iolanto4ka (20:47:02 29/06/2010)
Breast milk 0.5 through a pipe

Iolanto4ka (20:47:08 29/06/2010)
Jake directed him.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32303
 30.06.2010
XXX I even invited him to meet.
XXX but his next question...
XXX made me change my mind.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Grid, can I take you?
YYY O_O

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32302
 30.06.2010
Datura
I have a wonderful bilateral bucket. On one side the seven, on the other the anime. He walks on his hands. In diverse circles of people
Datura
The guy asked for a short one, set a seven. This is a harsh uncle. He comes back and tells O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32301
 30.06.2010
Her neck hurts.
He: from what?
I sleep not properly.
He: Is he alone?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32300
 30.06.2010
Friends, what are you doing on the weekend?
I come to you to congratulate you on the holidays.
He is with which?
I am your wife’s birthday.
He is fucking right!! thank you ))

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