Why the fucking, why? I am sick at home, in my room, I watch Naked Breakfast on Berrouse’s motifs... Mom goes in, the fox, the only time, at the moment of the only bed scene. What a homophobic scene!! The temperature goes up and off.
Emily, what are you looking at?
The movie is Mom!! >_<
Mom: about what? O_O
About the Writer, Mom!!! to
Yesterday I told my younger brother a story. He sits and looks at the TV: "How did I get this ad!". I: "But when I was a kid there was no advertising at all". I felt like a dinosaur.)
He is:
What can you see through the mouthpiece?
She is:
by happy coincidence
It’s time for vacation...
I work as a publishing editor in inform. The agency. The phone calls:
I am allo.
Interview with Hello. You are worried about state control. Have you received a package of oil?
I honestly admitted and honestly admitted that I didn’t get anything like that.
Interlocutor – Strange... (and after a minute of silence adds) Now we’ll send it again.
I am – and why?
Interview – Why? (and proudly says so) We send them all!
Putting the phone I shocked to smoke, and when I returned to the computer, I saw a new letter in the postcard:
Authority: State Control
Subject: Press Release "Contact with the Oil "..
Time for vacation...
from Wiki about Stahanov
Interesting fact: at the birth of Stahanov was named Andrei. When documents were sent to Moscow about his record, the name was not indicated - only the initials. The next day in the newspaper "Pravda" published an article about the miner, not knowing the real name, the hero was named Alexey. When the error was to Stalin, he replied: “The truth cannot be mistaken, it was confused with the passport.” A day later, Stakhanov was issued a new passport with the "right" name.
Remember, in “Friends,” Chandler had a friend who, when surprised and doing this, said, “Oooo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo?”))
In Russia, with such an intonation and expression of the face, we usually pronounce: "aaaa-huu-eyeet. 0_o and"
Analysis: T
What about you, baby?
I am scared (
Do you give it to reassure?
Better than two. With beer.
Q: Did the HD happen?
I was scared (
Who dared to dare?! to
Analgin: Upsurge some (( I go home in the evening - from the corner fall three. One - in a Scottish shirt, golf shirt and a shirt with some type of collar hero
Tagged with: o_o
See also: UGU He still had a rod in his hands, wrapped in foil, and some kind of puddle from a tree tree) They saw me - and ran after me. I am from them. Nietzsche was caught. After them another cloud fled, and then stood up in the side. So here’s this ue... still with a stick, hairy like Ashot from the market, with a whirling bass, well, like a dinosaur spoke, wandering in half-streets: “I carry peace and justice in the name of the moon!” and throwing me so with this stick on my shoulder. Then he turns to the spire that stood on the side, and says, “This is the tenth, give me the key!” and calmly the whole crowd leaves. I didn’t even get into my trousers.)
Newtic: no, I won't give you a snail until you wash up, shit)))
Analogin: Well I don’t have to, I’ll smell, let’s be afraid.
Come here 😉
If I’m honest, I want to live apart from my parents.
Yyy: Alone or...?
xxx: Just one.But that sometimes comes this "or" :D
X: well, it is gradually cleaned up :) Then leave 2-3 protocols and everyone will be calm :)
Y: I will tell my grandchildren how it was possible to save a picture on the Internet without entering a credit card number, roaming in asske was free, and porn banners followed you on the page. And they will believe in it about as much as we do in an ice cream for 5 kopecks - it probably was, somehow fabulously, far and unbelievable.
Help me to choose a photocopy! So that all functions are... Well, so that the hands don’t shake.
Borsch: You have to stop drinking. Or soften softly.
Lena: Yes no fuck! My eyes are not red!! to
Borsch: The same advice.
I sit with a friend and smoke.
He: Fuck, we need to write to the customer why we delayed delivery. Need a good reason.
I: Write that you have 50 centimeters.
He said, “I’m serious!
I: What could be more serious? Such a hernia can be killed.
From the hub (Google will launch a paid movie viewing service):
NickolayStrahov: And pirates will have a new type of movies: “GoogleRip”
XXX is hello! HOW AR YU?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I am Ryu!
The girl with the dredd is ugly. The boy with the dragons is ugly.
What about Bob Marley?
Bob Marley is dead.
By the way, if you pick up water in your mouth and try to say "good night", you will accidentally get "go to the mouth".
The morphema “x%y” will be removed from the wording. As explained by the Institute’s leading researcher, academic Natalia Vavilova, today the morphema “x%y” in Russian language from the point of view of linguistics is a “parasite word”. That is, it is used without context and often mechanically.
Stop stop stop stop
If we cancel the word x%y, where will the academic Vavilov go?
You are in a deaf forest, around no one. There is nothing with it, only the phone is enough for 10 minutes. And then suddenly this phone connects to the internet in 2060. Your actions?
YYY: I’ll find that websites weigh half a terabyte and I’ll split the phone around the pine.
XXX is
Why did I get you so good?
YYYY
and hz. Random on the move :D
Andrei (21:25:36 30/08/2010)
He’s like rehearsing all day, but cool, I’m crazy, I’m like that at 6 p.m. I think I’ll fall asleep, I’m asleep despite what he plays, then I hear the standard melody Nokia plays, I thought that I didn’t open my eyes and touched the phone, I pick up the phone – silence, I remember that I don’t have a Nokia, but Samsung, opening my eyes, and I see that the neighbor plays a Nokia melody and all that happy looks at me, and it’s crazy, it’s crazy!
Andrei (21:26:19 30/08/2010)
I started rubbing and fell out of bed))))))))))))
The main thing is that the hole on the shoe does not coincide with the hole on the socks)))