She was so stupid that she married me.

In general, what I want to say (or write (it is not essential) is that the use of an excessive number of clips (even when it is justified (e.g. in program code (especially for beginners (although experienced programmers are no exception) or in mathematical formulas) significantly reduces the readability (and therefore the comprehensibility) even for the author himself (not to mention the random reader (who (unlike the first) has no idea where to put the missing clips) of this creation.

Following the new iPhone, I suggest introducing 3D Touch technology in the elevators. The stronger you press the call button, the faster the elevator arrives.

Memento_mori: I went to work yesterday. Rain and nature is beautiful. The rabbits robbed, the rabbits. Next to me was a car, a man somehow pushed out the window: "Girl!" I ignore. She is "Girl!And I’m ignoring it. He is even louder: "Girl!!! Yes, I am not cocktailing - go out of the road, the cyclists will destroy you now!" It turned out, the competition in them, in front of the columns of cyclists, these are the men on cars and motorcycles who pushed everyone out of the road. As they say, I’m a fool. :)

Chapter 1826: How cute you are!
Want - save, and I will bring my wife coffee to bed (on March 8, of course), hand-smelted in a hand-made copper coffee mill and hand-cooked in copper jewelry.
Once a year, you can do it manually.
Who does the other 364 days of the year work with a coffee mill and jizz?

Right under the window, through the megaphone:
- Attention, attention, dear ladies and gentlemen... pause... and the residents of the area.

So, at the same time, down the entire area, it is five.

Woland: 10 thousand difference... I am going to repair and 10 thousand is not a small amount... Is it worth it?
Dominus: Woland, send Korovyev to the bank and do not discredit the office.

But before, parents were afraid of the streets... where the world goes.

Oh yeah yes. So feared that we at 5-6 years of age went for bread and milk ourselves, no one met us from school and brought us to it, we quietly played in the yard of the house for a couple of quarters from our own...

In contact came an invitation to a master class on shooting female naked nature from some widely known in narrow circles photographer. I went for the sake of curiosity to see the work, it turned out to be boring and banal - girls without cowards in the same folded posture on different backgrounds: then in an abandoned underground, then in the forest on a pine, then on the window in a typical block house, plus hellish photoshop with curved hands, for which any specialist would cut off his hands. Under one photo comment: "A man, or learning to photoshop, or dress a girl, or she is blue!".

Termination of State Order
xxx: One state enterprise won the tender of another, and then the first held the tender to terminate the winning tenders. Do I understand the essence correctly?
Yyy: A brilliant scheme!

XXX is all. She put her ass in her ass and took her stuff.
YYY: You were going to get married?! to
XXX: He is a fool.
We went on holiday with him... I thought we would rest - the sea, the mountains, the sun. And what do you think?
xxx: Going to the hotel, he noticed that the wifi in the hotel barely catches and eventually spent virtually the entire vacation with another admin in the box changing some routers and rearranging something there. And in the late evenings, instead of enjoying even the evenings in bed, he lay down and told me with admiration about the work he had done!!! to

On the topic of "cruel methods of motivation". To school my mother (who worked there as a teacher) woke me up with the phrase:"You are not going to school?". In 11th grade I once said "I won’t go". I did not go. :) Mom comes and says "I said you’re sick. Don’t make such jokes anymore"

M: In general, you don’t have a geek.
Q: Did you notice that somehow against the background of recent events in the world, our men began to be terribly proud that they are not in the ass?
There is absolutely nothing else from the merits, hui da ceda, write with mistakes, pgm all the way up, but the very fact that they don't give in the ass - straight became something like a personal achievement.
as if their whole life is pursued by hellish temptation to go into the ass, and they are heroes, will in the fist and not a drop in the pop, not a centimeter in the mouth.
I don’t know what kind of eagles they feel about it, but it looks so disgusting on the side that there are no words.

(Discuss the behavior of Yandex.Navigator in Zheleznogorsk, Krasnoyarsk region)
David: I got this after some update. (applies a fragment of the map) It is worth to go outside of my city - and continues to build routes normally. Where to turn?
Mithgol: Tell me, what geographical name on this map ends in “...the old arasantnik”?
David: Just a “carousel”

The Red Cross on White is Swedish.
yyy: Swedish flag yellow cross on blue background
yyy: Swiss flag white cross on red background
yyy: red cross on white background is an ambulance
Tagged with: wall

We do not know why God created other peoples, but the Russians he created precisely for this: industrial espionage, corporate secrets, hacked satellites, anonymous access through Middle Eastern providers, smuggling of microchips. The future. Russians are made for the future. When the Russians are for a short time left alone by their sad Soviet government, the Russians return to their natural state – the cyberpunk.
SIP

This is:
They say that in the blockade of Peter, it was easier for communists to survive in the frost. Because the 56 volumes of Lenin’s works are warm, very warm.

The collection of Lenin's works in 55 volumes was first published in 1966, the blockade was from 08.09.1941 to 18.01.1943

Fover: Yes, I would have given the data, but I don’t have a passport)))

Gerda has lost? 0 - O

Fover: Uh, a long time ago
Yesterday I went for a new one, today I will write a statement, but the fact is that we in the DDR instead of a passport fucking give someone.
Paper with photo

Gerda is PZDC. When you are asked to sign up on the document, put a cross. for authenticity
You can theoretically travel to another city in Ukraine and have a passport there.
But it is money and time.

Fover: a birth certificate is required
It was in an old passport.
I have already made a new one.
This is PZDC.
all paper in the inscriptions "DPR", "Donetsk People’s Republic"
I am not sure if such evidence will be given in Ukraine.

Birth certificate in passport?? to
Do you put all the eggs in one basket? How did you lose your birth certificate and passport? 0 - O

Fover: You won't believe it
I made copies.

Gerda is fucking))

very educational
>>>In Yandex Direct on the ads would not hinder the button "Just bought"

Few people know, but in general it is there... When you click on the cross "hide an ad" - he asks why you want to hide and there is the option "The goods or services are found". Direct remembers this and no longer offers, verified. Do not thank.

News on sports boxing after the victory of Russia over Liechtenstein: "Russia with one leg in France".
One foot in France, the other at home. As if we were not stuck between our legs".