The golden rule when moving: the router is turned off first and last.

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I am so fucking) :
Damn, I can...

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"Love yourself, sneeze on everyone, and success awaits you in life" (c) Chart number 13.
Yes, and the generation grew up and only this phrase from the cartoon and remembered.
And I liked the eight there, he was nice and loved sugar.

News "In China, BMW makes unmanned Baidu"

The comments:

xxx: I hope that in the title the emphasis on the first slang, rather than the phrase “unmanned Baidu” will have a second meaning.

YYY: What do you have against the unmanned bayda?

zzz: The unmanned bidou has already been patented in Rosnano and will soon start production at the plant in Tolyatti.

Another pearl of marketing.
A box with a remedy against cockroaches, such round black pieces. On the box the inscription: "Regulator of the breeding of cockroaches". Immediately imagined a spin with divisions and inscriptions "more" and "less". And cockroaches interact with a given frequency. And the buttons "out" are not! How do I develop it now?

XXX was O_O. I get my laundry clothes out of the laundry, and there is a socks. Not my unknown shoe. It turned out, of course, my own, but it is a feeling as if the washing machine has finally begun to GIVE, not just take...

My favorite said:
Her friend on May holidays quarreled with her husband, gathered things, the child and left the house. He now lives in a rented apartment. No phone calls from my husband since May. One day, my friend calls me:
My husband sent me flowers.
He wants to reconcile...
In the shuffle, it is crazy!!! to

"A new guy in the area! You need to break the guy that how" - so probably think some moms on the site. They surround the victim with a predatory smile and strike them to death with questions like, “How much is yours?” Have you already gone? He speaks? Sitting on the pot? Do you have a doctor?"

The new man resisted the attack and calmly:
"I have no child at all. This is my hallucination"
And then quietly, the most obstinate mom: "What, do you see him too?"

Roman Rosengurt

A familiar Israeli man, when he quarrels with someone, speaks in Arabic. It looks scary.
I wonder where he learned such an enemy language.
and nowhere. I know nothing Arabic except Salami.
When are you fighting?
It is just a set of sounds. I improvised. Israelis think I’m an Arab, Arabs think I’m a fool. Both are afraid to connect.

Roman Rosengurt

The overwhelming majority of teachers, staff and students of Samara State University support the creation of a unified Samara University on the basis of SamSU and SGAU.

Student: Since there is no majority of faculty and students sincerely supporting the association (although I know a couple of people who, in general, are not against this strange initiative), the rectorate seems to speak of the overwhelming majority in the meaning of the majority managed to suppress it.

Basically educational.
Three sisters can be married. Russian law prohibits marriage only with cousins.
The question of childbirth is resolved by consultation in the medical-genetic center. In the end, they can be adopted.
My mother, yes, I will not understand. Decide for yourself what is more important to you.

If all the points of a square are equally distant from the center, it is a circle. It is no longer a square.

Most of all, in church stories about shepherds and sheep, I find that sheep do not know what will happen to them next.
And the shepherd takes care of them, so that they can be slaughtered and eaten. It seems to me that Jesus was another troll.

What does the diet lead to?
Time to eat, I open the refrigerator: oh! The Oak! I take and here I understand that it is already sick from cucumbers, I put back.
I’m standing and thinking: what to eat! The Oak!
I close the refrigerator and I get to...

What people went:

Only a girl should take a shower before going to the bathroom with a guy
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In fact, everyone, according to the idea, should go into the shower before the bathroom, so as not to smell the entire washing machine.

This and all the other hernia:
XXX: A little about my work
XXX: Stepler is so interesting arranged...

First of all, such a job. And secondly, FAKVAŠUMAT, people!! Have you ever heard of the existence of books? One single smartphone can load an entire library, and never, NEVER! Do not miss!

I would like to buy a Xiaomi bracelet.
YYY: What is the meaning?
xxx: generally for the function of a smart alarm. Begins to wake up at a favorable moment for you, so as not to walk later broken.
YYY: The second day?

I love my three-born sister, she loves me too. We want to spend our whole life together and have children. How do we explain this to our parents?? to
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It’s hard to explain, for example, when I had to explain to my daughter that thank you very much for the compliment, but I’m not the best candidate for her first lovers. So that she did not get offended, did not disbelieve in her attractiveness and did not rush to the first encounter on the principle " once it didn’t get what I want, it doesn’t matter who".

And what you are saying... twenty years ago I came to my parents and said that in the afternoon I get my diploma, that in a week I go out for a new full-time job, that a couple of days ago I rented an apartment with this girl and tomorrow I am going to carry my things there. I don’t see what prevents you from doing the same and allowing your parents to get used to this thought as much as they want.

And before you talk about the one hundred and twenty-eight things that are disturbing you, read again that first paragraph - I'm going out for a new job.

Are you back at home again? Do you work at home?
I put her on the fuck. No, I am not doing it :(