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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89636
 12.11.2013
Tags: lost childhood
My mom has a long-sighted
She taught aviation at an aviation school when I was 6 years old.
And when we were in quarantine in the kindergarten, she took me to work.
I was locked in the teacher’s room for every lecture.
WOW: Did it help you realize the whole sense of life?
I am a curious boy, and there was nothing besides the materials on the debris.
I still remember what a replacement alloy is :((

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №89635
 12.11.2013
Observations on the road confirmed:
They invented the naturalists. Therefore, pedestrians do not use them in principle...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №89634
 12.11.2013
Talk about how to raise a girl in her arms.

I was scared too for a long time. He trained on his brother (~80 kg). All doubts disappeared. =) is
This is, by the way, a great advice and everyone who is afraid of first sex! ? )

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89633
 12.11.2013
XHHH: We talked somehow, having a good time with a comrade in a bar, in a strawberry...
Wow, who would have doubts?
xxx: on the "recepshine" enormous uncle - cashier/securities
Kent broke up, and I rolled my pockets in search of the remains of Babbel.
XHH: I understand that I don’t have enough money, and by complaint, Kent also understands that.
and miserable wickedness.
xx: Kent says the terranovsky "not enough minerals" and was already going to unfold, but... here the huge uncle blinked twice, stretched the "ticket" and with the commander’s voice said "go go go".
Tagged: ahahahah
The most sad thing is that the eyes of the young people around us have remained drunken and unintelligent (the oldest).

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №89632
 12.11.2013
Images of the transmission of the Olympic torch in the open space flew around the world.
And only the Americans from NASA claimed that it was a falsification and filmed in the pavilions of Mosfilm. It is clearly visible the discrepancy of flashes on the astronauts, as well as the lights and shadows on the torch, so it is a set-up shot and it is unlikely that the Russians sent their torch in space at all.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89631
 12.11.2013
CAYPMAN: Well honestly, Blizzard’s games are no longer the same as before. Beauty is impossible, you play happy... the first 3 weeks, and then it becomes just boring. This is 10 years ago, if you sit down, then in six months you are out. None of the last games are flawed. No new WoW, no Diablo, no Hearts of Stones.

I remember the cubes.
It was an incredible year and a half. From six months to two years.
And later periodically reminded of themselves. As the basis for the fortresses in which the soldiers from the "Great Berta" were hiding.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89630
 12.11.2013
“It’s interesting, our friends from Spain will come in three months, can we talk to them? Or I can only say in Spanish "uno-dos-tres", "si" and "but".
It is " but it"!
And that I do not know...
This is "I don’t know"!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89629
 12.11.2013
> the rocket "Satan"... is it also sanctified?
"Satan" is in the NATO classification, and in Russian it is called "Voevoda".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89628
 12.11.2013
My 4 year old daughter complains. She says, “Mom, remember I asked Dad something. He replied, “Now I’ve dropped everything and ran, but I didn’t run!!!” It was ONOBMANNUL!and "

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89627
 12.11.2013
I realized the meaning of the word "wake up" today. The waking days are when you wake up :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89626
 12.11.2013
diak_kuraev> Interesting news from the life of the Moscow diocese I brought today from St. Petersburg.
The patriarch of the Optian suburbs in SPb, Rostislav (Yakubovsky) bought a motorcycle, left the monastery and married. Thank you for not lying. Good luck to you, young bikers!

openhell> But hair and beard for cycling do not need to grow.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89625
 12.11.2013
Natasha- Congratulations on your birthday, short breastfeeding, money and love!
You and you have the same
Natasha is a bitch.)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89624
 12.11.2013
Is Pavlensky an artist?

Who knew the St. Petersburg artist Peter Pavlensky before? Who will remember that there is such an artist? and none. But they will remember that there was some fool who put his eggs to the Red Square. Maybe a week later they will remember.

These artists are so funny. Stir his mouth alone. The other ass. What do you do if you can’t paint?

P.S So the mouth of the same Pavlensky, as I found out, and sewn. A young man. We wait for sewing of the eyes, ears and other parts of the body. Against the bloodshed, of course, as otherwise. Or for peace in the world.

P.S to P.S I tried to find at least one painting of this Pavlensky. I found none! But a bunch of paintings of Pavlensky with his mouth sewn and his eggs broken. and high. High art!

by Alex Exler

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89623
 12.11.2013
Why is he to you? And he is not confused, but completely lost.
WOW, you don’t understand nuts – he’s cute! Who is he, right?
I only know about him that when he shows the hematogen to the guard instead of passing, the guard answers him "Good morning, Anton Valeryevich!".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89622
 12.11.2013
They are here to prove in full seriousness that the earth is not flat! O_O

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89621
 12.11.2013
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89620
 12.11.2013
From Flute to Jazeera:
xxx 7 November 2013, 13:11:37 Local

I started XP on Debian under the virtual. He works fucking.
How are you? =) is

yyy 7 November 2013, 13:31:48 Local
And I am not a fan of onanism in sneakers.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №89619
 12.11.2013
It is time to take your child to the logopedist.

This is my hui. I’m rushing to Hui! (The Role)

Here is my jigsaw. No, it’s not a puppy, it’s a puppy!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89618
 12.11.2013
Imagine my aunt and I go to fur shops looking for a gift for my mother’s birthday. The stuff has gone a bit around already, we see a large "Mechanics" (sic!). They stood, thought, yet decided to go. Come, let’s see, and come to me as a consultant, say, look for something? I, so carelessly looking at the store, give out: “I would have a couple of gigantic human-like combat robots.” Before hiding in the shelter, she still bragged for a long time "How long have you already borrowed" and "How many more such jokes".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №89617
 12.11.2013
A lawyer and a psychiatrist.
Yu - Blind, this week I got rid of two other idiot clients, now only one remains, but this is already tolerable, but I will end with him and only normal will remain.
Q. I am not threatened.

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