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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31399
 12.06.2010
Nick-471: I realized that I fell in love with her when there were 30 minutes left to restart and I asked if we could get the shoes? The answer was the phrase "yes how to send two bytes"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31398
 12.06.2010
From Women’s Blogs:

Ladies and gentlemen, help me!! to
I don’t just need to write that it’s harmful and all that it threatens and so on. I know and have read!!! to
The question is, who was in charge of the man when he was in charge of himself?? to

The AAA:
There is one correct way. It is for the most courageous.
You must find a living frog, and in the night of the thirteenth, tear off her tongue.
Wrap it in a white linen cloth with the curls of your hair and throw it on the threshold to the one you love.
When the young man goes out of the house and lean to see what is in the cloth, you need to squeeze him with something heavy on his head,
Then take him to the countryside, cut off his legs there and tie him to the pudding giraffe. Now he will always be with you, 100% inf!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №31397
 12.06.2010
Q: Do you remember the news about the mint who scratched his nose with PM and shot himself?
WOW : Well.
I was told here in the tirade: one muddy cock scratched himself with a 22nd caliber...
WOW: And what? It is :)
Oh yeah no no. One egg was saved. Fuck too, the curve is now mysterious in its shape. They say, deffki prusa and in line to him :))))
I am so happy! ?
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Slogan: Shoot the shit - become an urban legend! and ?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31396
 12.06.2010
MeatWad: on yandex maps: Walk around Chelyabinsk without leaving home
MeatWad: Is this a advice? :D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31395
 12.06.2010
News: In July of this year "AutoVAZ" will start the production of cars Lada Kalina, which will have a standard (!) The musical system.

Santeich: Completed with a car bonus offer to choose from: bass, guitar, and fans of classics - violin...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31394
 12.06.2010
Today at 02:57
XXX is

Hi beautiful woman! Let us meet!? to

Tomorrow at 03:20
YYYY

Hi to. I am running away from this site. Soon I will be here % dating site%. There is a camera and more honest photos. This is forbidden here. My nick is gentle. Find me there. We can meet if you like it.

Today at 03:29
XXX is

I’m disappointed...you’re not that little girl with a flat stomach, but a bot created by a sling-coder, in a stinking old sweater that can’t find a normal job..100% you’re lucky to sit down and think you’ve fucked a bunch of slingers..but that’s not true(!).. I know that you are now watching the house/gamayev la2 (well or other mmo, because their doha) / you are drinking cheap beer / sleeping... in short, don't fuck the brains of me and other drunkers and find a normal job and you will have a profit!...

Today at 03:33
YYYY

O_O


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31393
 12.06.2010
The female logic:
I will go to him.
Why? → You sent him a message that you don’t want to see him anymore.! to
I’ll go see if he got it...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31392
 12.06.2010
from Google

Phake08: Prove that the number 12317 is not simple.
WHO NEEDS: If it were simple, I would remember it.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31391
 12.06.2010
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“Well, Russian rapper, stop squeezing the culture of the blacks, stop playing impotent rap and be a laugh at yourself! We black people do not dance in cockroaches with ballayks your Russian dances! It will look funny!!and "

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31390
 12.06.2010
Will Russia ever have a World Cup in football?
YYY: I hope not
Don’t be ashamed ?
yyy: the first time the country-organizer of the tournament did not even hit it :D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31389
 12.06.2010
by 12.06.10
I saw a blue child in the maternity.
The Indigo?
X: He knows it. He was born half an hour before we arrived - blue
This is normal, the doctors said.
YYY: Must be born red and white
YYY: The celebration

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31388
 12.06.2010
Okay, I don’t have to print that ton here.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31387
 12.06.2010
If you are an extremely lonely person, and you have not been called on the door for more than a year, you can have no doubt that the long-awaited bell will ring at the moment you are sitting on the toilet.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31386
 12.06.2010
Kordon: and you know, by whether a person wants a pelmeni or not - it is immediately determined whether he lives with his parents, or alone...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31385
 12.06.2010
He and she spoke on the phone for a long time. It is time to say goodbye:

She: I’ve already done all the things that could be done with one hand.
He: Yes, and I too...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31384
 12.06.2010
Do you know why the camera shakes in porn movies?
It is uncomfortable to shoot with one hand.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №31383
 12.06.2010
My brother washes.
Mother for Compound:
Vanya, someone is writing a message to you here: "I am in shit!"
Brother: Write "And I don’t" and put a sad smile...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31382
 12.06.2010
The C Forum:
Does anyone see the difference between the French national team and any African national team?
- in the French national team of Afro-Frans, and in any African African?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31381
 12.06.2010
She is:
I want to talk
She is:
at least
She is:
And in general, ideally, he would be lying around this hour, speaking all kinds of pleasures and touching those places where girls usually have breasts...))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31380
 12.06.2010
Yesterday I went to Venice :(
YYY and how?? to
XXX is a doctor.

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