yopto.. entered in the search engine "mini tabulator" (I think I'll smash the baby).. almost all photos - "Oka".

From the bicycle forum:
Buying a 50+ star
I can offer Allu Pugachev, a star and 50+

The perfect news:

In Moscow during the meeting, Orthodox activists and representatives of the gay movement were annihilated.

What gift to give a girl at the last date? I want her to know that there will be nothing else between us.

A bouquet of cherry blossoms, man. There will definitely be nothing more. :D

The Supreme Council adopted the law "on the insulting of the feelings of believers". Now it remains to legally fix the concept of “faith” and which God is the most important.

"I don’t talk to the pirates!!!"
A girl in hysteria.

Unnecessary proof that military service is usual. No tact and understanding of the intimate mood.

Here is this:
Explain to the implacable...
It is hard to believe, but the world-famous Edward Ruki-Noznica and Willy Wonka today turned 50 years old.
Be forever young with your soul, Johnny Depp!!!! to
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I probably have something wrong with arithmetics... Willy Wonka, 1971, Edward Ruki-Nožnice, 1990...

Just like Zadornov: she tries to think, and nothing!
Johnny Depp was knocked, you were arithmetic.

xxx: a friend at the ACS dogs lived... One fool bit the wheel nine. on the move. So the clock in the rubber is stuck. So he moved along with the wheel. Until the tooth broke. I’ve been lying about cars for a long time. but issued

Exo: What type of complaint book do you have?

The Wall of Crying...

Son of 9 years. He tells us that in the school camp there are twins Vlad and Ruslan... I ask: "Vanjuš, and they are quite the same, how do you distinguish them?!". He says the brothers are not the same because they have different colours of suitcases!

TMMaRMaZTM: At acceleration, the best grip at the rear drive, because the weight of the car at this point is transferred backwards, thereby pressing the rear wheels and unloading the front wheels.
freaky_biceps to TMMaRMaZTM: C why is this "weight transferred back"? GGGG...
Dneppp37 to freaky_biceps: First, the front wheels leave, they are swiftly caught by the engine, then the body begins to stretch flat, the rear wheels are still on the asphalt...
freaky_biceps to DNepp37: The car starts horizontally. From what point does the vertical load on the rear axle "increase" and on the next "decrease"?
freaky_biceps to DNEPp37: Do they have magical guiries from hyperspace? )))
DNeppp37 to freaky_biceps: No, just with a sharp start and wheezing of the wheels, the front amortizers pull out the neck - see what henna, and the rear with the yopanavrot shout sit down and close the ears with their hands.

News of the day: "Pid**s approved fines for gay propaganda"

xxx: Something seems to me that this year I will completely move to iOS.
yyy: I agree with you. Finally done like Android, now you can buy an iPhone.
zzz: The widgets are missing :(
Apple will invent them next time.
(The Habra)

I looked at the statistics of pages visits in Wikipedia. It turns out "anal sex" twice as popular as Chelyabinsk

I went to the cinema at After Earth. In the film on the plot on Earth have occurred geological changes and at night most areas of the earth freeze, except for certain points.

Of course, the main character one day does not have time to run and falls unconscious on the frost. He begins to hide something. Music overwhelms the situation, according to the canons of the genre, the camera does not show the savior, a quiet, trembling whisper goes through the hall - "Who could it be? Who do you think it is?"

And here in the middle of the hall - "Russian". Fantasy has become a comedy.

X: I heard iOS 7, so what about you?
WOW: I didn’t expect Google to shake the layout 2 years in advance.

- Oh these Asians, the main thing is that these girls were not boys in the past =))))
Well, what are these conditions for? The important thing is that they are not there at the moment! =) is

#Haber

He made an offer to his wife for the third day of dating, and he only regretted the lost two days of his life.
Yyy: she gave him on a third date, and all her life she regretted not being on the first date

Sygurd: I don’t know how to tell you, but still...
Jim Parsons, playing the boring but incredibly clever Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory, Zachary Quinto who played Commander Spock in Star Trek and the ruthless maniac with superpowers – Sylor in the series Heroes, and even Ian Murray McKellen who played Magneto in People X and in the image of Gandalf screaming to the demon Balrog “You won’t go through!”
Sygurd: And you’ll have to live with it...
Homo: I hate you

The hardest thing to measure is human stupidity: it is constantly stumbling.