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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25964
 13.02.2010
XX: We need to change the type of activity. I hear programming ends badly for me.
yyy:aga becoming a sanitary - I saw in German porn - work record

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №25963
 13.02.2010
The newspapers:
The Orly Electoral Committee has restored the right to vote to mentally ill criminals to support "United Russia".

From what...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25962
 13.02.2010
Oh, how would you explain... He’s such a man... If the shit could hide, then his product would be him.

[ + 79 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25961
 13.02.2010
In Hanai-Mansiysk there is no limit.
Mr. prIzeden appointed a new governor in the district, a woman who had been able during his arrival as mayor of New Urengoy to ruin him so fucking. She is also one of those who prepared and implemented the law on legalizing the sale of forest territories and also the law that all information related to these sales fall under the state. The secret, i.e. Likewise, her husband is a Chechen by origin, a drug dealer in the case... She was previously under Medvedev’s administration when he was a watchmaker for Russia’s gas giant, Putin.
The only of the economically free districts want to ruin to the last penny in favor of Moscow...

Bring it to the craziest, it may cause outrage in the public capable of stopping the arbitrariness of the highest...

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №25960
 13.02.2010
Medvedev’s arrival in Omsk.
by Anika Skovorodkin:
A couple of hours before Medvedev was to be transported to the oil plant, someone paid attention to the poster of the Ermolaeva Theatre. The announcement of the fairy tale was as follows: "We were waiting for you, good gnome!")))) according to eyewitnesses, the poster was almost dismantled with a blitz speed.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №25959
 13.02.2010
of the news.
Taxi drivers in Goa attacked a Russian businessman. One of the offenders was hospitalized.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №25958
 13.02.2010
We were sitting in a group on a pair on genetics, before (p) showed X-rays of various developmental abnormalities, we wavered and scared, and here he gives another:
A picture of the skull.
We are: a nightmare, what a horror, the sadness of a child...
P: with an indiscriminate voice.

[ + 99 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25957
 13.02.2010
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Draw a shit, more elaborate!! to

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25956
 13.02.2010
I want to become the demon of the dam with a devastating snow cleaning cage and tear away all the idiots on the road!
Is it possible to kill you with a silver eye?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25955
 13.02.2010
YY has a temperature.
...
xxx: nihua is not difficult, your brain is fused
My brain works like Swiss cheese.
YYY: millisecond clock

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №25954
 13.02.2010
From the book of complaints and proposals of the film search:

"V: How to remove yourself from Movie Search?

A: You can unsubscribe from CinemaSearch by clicking on the corresponding link in the “My CinemaSearch” section. At the same time, you will lose all your reviews, ratings, friends and meaning in life.

PS Someone is afraid, and someone is smiling (:

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25953
 13.02.2010
Olka: What to expect from men on a day when Valentine’s Day coincides with the Day of the Lovers, the Day of the Father, and the Forgiven Sunday? Sorry, I changed you, but I still love you. Eating a Blythe" XDDD

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №25952
 13.02.2010
He burned to Matthew:
2, 4 and 5 are the solutions of the equation and are the numbers.
Three seconds later
Who will say about Cap-killing?

She seems to have been hurt...

[ + 41 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25951
 13.02.2010
I am wildly uncomfortable, but I will ask: guys, and you have the farm in the pants where you hide: in the pants or so fit? Just ask not who at the moment, and I am bustling and I am very interested suddenly became.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №25950
 13.02.2010
I live in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky. Three years "unicorns" with a pump built us a sports complex. Slowly he started working. Children’s Centers have been operating for a month. A senior official visited us. The authorities decided to bend again and forgive the official opening ceremony in his honor. They came, the red tape was quickly stretched, and the children were driven out of the hall through a black walk to the backyard.Well, he cut the tape, walks, looks, comments gives.He went and asked:"What are these children worth?" Someone from the accompanying says, say, these are local children, just look. It is suitable for children with the appearance of a benefactor:
Hi you kids.
and greetings.
What are you standing here?
We’ve been here for an hour, like fools in chairs and kimono on the snow.
You should have seen the man’s face!!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25949
 13.02.2010
I will give a gift of fish. There are 2 scalary for which my aquarium has become narrow. If anyone is interested, let me write in good hands.
Do you know how to cook yourself?
3 Are they delicious?
I borrow a cat with a fun mood.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №25948
 13.02.2010
xxx (19:02:43 12/01/2010)
I have to confess.
xxx (19:03:20 12/01/2010)
I know, maybe we will stop communicating after that... it’s probably even worse than confession in an unconventional orientation.
xxx (19:03:22 12/01/2010)
but
xxx (19:03:27 12/01/2010)
I will still say.
xxx (19:03:44 12/01/2010)
I’m not very fond of polyethylene with puppies.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25947
 13.02.2010
I discussed my plans for the weekend with my friend.
I: With whom? Where and how many times?

Orhidea555 (13:14:05 12/02/2010)
First at home, we will be baking clothes with different fillings, then we will go to the forest to burn clothes....it will be necessary to dress beautifully so as not to be confused! )))))))

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №25946
 13.02.2010
Yabba Dabba Doo! (13:06:55 12/02/2010)
Before yesterday, my father and I go back home, we go up in the elevator, I forge the key from the apartment in my nose thinking so. Then I pull out. Dad asks "closed?" I was hysterical.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №25945
 13.02.2010
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Hallucinogenic wheat has caused a “chicken epidemic” in Sudan

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A strange disease is spreading rapidly in the Sudanese province of Kordofan, where the experimental wheat grown in the neighborhood has hit: the attack begins with an unreasonable hysterical laugh, followed by fainting, writes the website Masravi on Friday.

fnk
What with him?
Yes, in a pissed hole.

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You hear, man, is there a ch?
Honey sir!

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