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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №31445
 13.06.2010
Diarrhea tormented, did not sleep all night
Fuck the sugar.
Q: What does it help?
The ass is going to slide.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31444
 13.06.2010
What does the ointment help?
She is so cute)))
The whole body?
He: I will not do it alone.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31443
 13.06.2010
She: these chips have already expired.I will not be surprised if there is a mouse in the package.

He: Everything is fine. even if she was there, the chips had eaten her for a long time.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31442
 13.06.2010
I go, I don’t touch anyone.
(A – a face that looks like an alkasha; I – well, it’s obvious)
A: There are no cigarettes?
I do not smoke...
A: You need it!
... O_O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №31441
 13.06.2010
Nikita: This is a collie
[0:22:28] Tatiana: is the shake of the col? and eeeem.
[0:22:33] Tatiana: in detail
Nikita: Well, now I’m a collie
Nickelodeon: What is it?
Tatiana: Where is the sun?
Nickelodeon: It was going to go (

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31440
 13.06.2010
XXX> tell me to graduate...
XXX> not transcribed in Skype
YYY> Do not copy on Skype
YYY> buy the website)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31439
 13.06.2010
I live against compassion. and yesterday:
Shall you prejudice?
Are you Peter?
D. No, I am not...
That is the norm!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №31438
 13.06.2010
Review of ASUS Eee PC 701:
Disadvantages: Small operations and all! Those who write that the screen is small are mistaken, there are special woods for curling!

[ + 58 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31437
 13.06.2010
I went home yesterday, time deep later.
I walk past the stack of hops in the courtyard, listening to the conversation:
Here are the Romans, fucking fucking! Well, look, Carthage was destroyed!..."
O_O
Not Peter, only Minsk

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31436
 13.06.2010
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: The Horseshoe
YYY: How is it?
XXX: It was on the floor.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31435
 13.06.2010
I am the most humble ?
Mustakarhun: Treasure is straight, not a wife =)
It is yours ?
Even though my mother doesn’t agree.)
Mustakarhun: Nothing she understands in treasures.)
And probably ?
Mustakarhun: And if the treasure will behave badly - plant it in a box and bury it =)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31434
 13.06.2010
I want a beautiful wedding, a wedding, and all that.
Yes, in the case of a divorce, you need to divorce.
You are pessimistic! Let him love and not give up.
Who said he would leave?? to

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31433
 13.06.2010
From the Pickup Forum:

Banana:I have a question about how to sweeten the cushion before cunnilingus, or do I not like the smell very much?

Vodar Pavetra: It seems to me, this question should have been asked by the author at a forum of Korean-Chinese cuisine. They are there probably knowing how to sweeten, salty, and surely to crack the snail. You don’t want a chicken?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31432
 13.06.2010
Wifi with Nick Fisher. We wait for teaching, let us go to the store, the aunt handed out the delivery of chops chops, we come to teaching everything is not, chops sweetened... The chops came and looked at us and cuddled out: what, guys, are we preparing? Let us enter one by one.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31431
 13.06.2010
Per the most famous fan of Kasabian is Arnold Schwarzenegger: he admitted that he loves to get under their music, especially prefers the single "Club Foot". With the members of the group, when they came to California, he was introduced to his daughter, Catherine. However, Arnie was terrified when he saw the musicians, pale and untrained: "They all weigh as much as a normal man should weigh," said the governor of California.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31430
 13.06.2010
Karlaša: I’m sitting on the parapet next to the store today, where a barrel of quas stands. Well, my invisible accordingly in turn. Everyone is there – one half in a row, the other with the kids, I just sit on a ice cream hammer.

Sally and I?))

Karlasha: so that’s what I’m doing)) I suddenly have such an Aztec laughter behind my back, like from stupid films, such "ha ha ha ha!!I’m jumping – there’s a four-year-old boy, laughing, then starting to argue with some Japanese (!Then he is caught by some young mommy and begins to scream, which is more, I quote: 'Then you won't get it!'

It’s a joke! ?

Polyana: well what I was) this boy was still a long time after the orals of the Japanese matyuhalniki, his hands waved and roasted when his mom couldn't catch it)))))

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31429
 13.06.2010
Damian (00:14:09 13/06/2010)
Fuck, Kostyan I fuck, the current of our monks to go on a sex chat and asking how our Argentine played, commenting:"This is fucking!!!" to collect the dohuya plus!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31428
 13.06.2010
Marcus
Do you drink?
Redangella
Nemo...
Redangella
by Nemo
Redangella
July
Redangella
fucking
Redangella
* a little

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31427
 13.06.2010
Talk about theft in the company
Q: Do you take any preventive measures?
Of course, we are injured! They’re going to drink and they’re going to drink!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31426
 13.06.2010
HH: I am studying in the military university.
XX: At the faculty building (and this is a little more than 500 burned students) the colonel gives out such a phrase-"You that, I am a fool keep it??"The reaction of the system does not transmit...
A little later he also reports us for smoking-"I myself do not smoke and my wife does not take in my mouth!!It is a bad life for a man.

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