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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №118428
 13.09.2015
Announcement from the VK:...I will give in good hands the LITROVU BANKU SMORODINNEGO VARENIA. Varenje tasty, sour, educated, does not bite, does not swallow, does not pull out the snail, bread does not dissolve, does not contain alcohol and does not consume. He does not smoke, nor does he smoke.
The reason for giving: the relatives pulled, and I don't like him, tired.

It was :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118427
 13.09.2015
XXX: I now bring the kitchen cabinets.
Lego for Big Girls (The Sims in Real Life)
xxx: and so on! I will collect them only in a week or 1.5, when the salary will be).
YYY: And the weak oneself? It is so interesting: to screw the screwdriver, to put on instructions...)))
xxx: I can collect it all myself, but I can't overweigh it myself, because there is no drill to make holes in the wall for the attachment)))
YYY: What about the firm’s female watchful look? You look at the wall in emphasis and start to blame) For passivity and unemotionality) The holes will appear themselves)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118426
 13.09.2015
C of Habra:
ivansychev: Later in the 1980s, several business executives died during the Japanese financial bubble, then this kind of death got its name.
Amomum: I even went down, maybe this is the term – “financial bubble”? But apparently not.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118425
 13.09.2015
My dad is a bit strange. One day I go to the bathroom and he washes my shoes with my toothbrush. I say that this is my brush, what is the answer:"yes? I thought it was my...".

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118424
 13.09.2015
In London, tens of thousands of people marched in support of refugees.

PF, what is the problem? Go to Syria and the refugees will take your place. and weak?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118423
 13.09.2015
I caught myself on the fact that I would put likes on iHappes if I only understood what I was talking about.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118422
 13.09.2015
I changed the blanket on the kitchen couch, chose along with the middle daughter, the color is very beautiful - like a rainbow. And the quality of the coating (it is very dense skin) is excellent. Overall, I am proud and happy.
The master came and did it. In the evening, my husband came back and looked into the kitchen.
Oh that beautiful! A beautiful color, I thought. It looks like a Soviet cliché.
I would kill!
The artist is fucking.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118421
 13.09.2015
According to estimates of tour operators in the season in the Crimea holiday women were five times more than holiday men.
Therefore, many women returned from the Crimea restless.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118420
 13.09.2015
Why are you in the corner of Katana?
I open her curtains.
Mmm... Do you hang new ones every night?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118419
 13.09.2015
30 minutes of work in 15 seconds of charging. If they don’t lie, it’s really cool.)
yyy: oh cool) just upset) but the stylus we have not yet charged :D

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118418
 13.09.2015
xxx: Recommendations pop up advertising "Treatment of sexual addiction"
XXX: Opening the page
XXX: There is a recall. 1 by a man.
XXX: I go to the page of a man.
XXX: Photograph of the baby.
XXX did not help.
xxx :D

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №118417
 13.09.2015
(The Meaning of Life)
The point, as strange as it may be, is to ask yourself what it means. Well, and I understand – who am I, from what area am I, and why am I so bold?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №118416
 13.09.2015
here here :
> and >
The Transfiguration:
All that admin does is not noticeable. It becomes noticeable when it stops doing.
< <<
Here is a generation that has grown up, reaching this ancient truth with their brains.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118415
 13.09.2015
Political news

The head of the Central Committee of the Russian Federation Vladimir Churov said that he was dedicated to the junior leaders of one of the northern tribes of Nigeria in gratitude for the restoration of the celebration of the Day of Africa in St. Petersburg.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118414
 13.09.2015
I walk around the city, meet me - a small company of young people. Compared to them, I hear a fragment of the dialogue that made my day:

He is the quietest guy in the world!
WOW : Why?
He never fought with his brother.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №118413
 13.09.2015
gsom
Question to you as a woman.

Svetlanko
Hi to

gsom
Do you prefer men with short but reliable ssh keys or long but less reliable?

Svetlanko
With thick and long ?

gsom
The light! Do you love when the bites are bigger?
To be so strong and powerful... once and authorized?

Svetlanko
well yes
It is so))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118412
 13.09.2015
Visits in the elevator advertisement: "Center for education and testing of migrants" So here are the ones from which they are formed, they are made right away, on the spot, and we are told:"they have gone";

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №118411
 13.09.2015
Money makes a man free, even a prisoner.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №118410
 13.09.2015
I go home for lunch and see my friend meet me. I rose out of the balcony like a Loch Ness monster from the lake and looked at me as a whirlwind, as a whirlwind. I get up, and at home ISIL is full, walking from corner to corner, looking at me like a fascist in a monocle, and herself is silent and turns away from me.
“Hello,” I said, “paint your ass...what happened? Why do you run like Charlie Chaplin?
He is silent, does not respond. I walked for ten minutes, and then I couldn’t stand it, whispering the syrene:
Who are you driving with? What kind of king are you driving?! to
I am in a stall...
What shit do you say, what shit do you do?
In short, it turns out, a kind of “goodwill” called her and that she scanned me in the city with some young woman in the front seat. Talking, driving, laughing, loving all the things.
I’m in a stumbling state, in my head, I don’t understand anything. Panopticum some... From the morning at work, then left, things someone did... Then she took her daughter from school to dance.
I didn’t even drive... Stop to!! to

So my daughter grew up...

by robertyumen

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118409
 13.09.2015
Yesterday, Putin discussed the problems of Crimea with Berlusconi - the old mafia gave several handy advice...

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