Take a picture, mother
I made the most icons.
Why didn’t you put it where I was?
1 by EM
by Kat
I increased it.
You are not there.

Mary (14:11:27 15/07/2010)
Oh, I had a joke yesterday... I stand in a tight room in a line to report, and I have a very good hearing on the phone, here my girlfriend calls with the words: Man, what size of breasts do you have?

Mary (14:11:30 15/07/2010)
The turn fell.

Mary (14:15:12 15/07/2010)
What I replied to her: "Well when the line fell the second time and I meant that different firms had different sizes

H7: Visitors to the “Raket” attraction in St. Petersburg hanged at a height of 70 meters
redplait: visitors to the car attraction still stand in traffic jams on Leningrad

Senya such I drive and such at 2/6 speed proudly drive out on the highway people on the station in auhuye where is such a hatchback in a white shirt and steep hips riding on a hardtail?! to

The cars are jealous of the lights.

I am King Road.

And here the cock is blowing my wind!

have to humbly brake, uncomfortable to unfold the wheel, to raise it, to scratch it...

Shame and shame

From the comments to the discussion of the price of the road Adler-Red Polyan:
But $ 6,780 per 1 square meter - it is serious, probably to build from nanobetons, mined by virgins at midnight on the top of Everest and on the crust of intercontinental missiles delivered to the construction site, where super-secret nanorobots lay it on the road...

Q: What do you think about beach volleyball???? to
I: I do not belong
D: to whom or what.
I: "How do you feel about beach volleyball???and "
I love it!!I had a bit of time to burn when I was playing.)

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YYY: I won’t tell you that on your fingers, you have to look at it.
XXX: Fuck, I would recommend you.
Yyy: I advise you to show me a beer and take me to the store.
xxx: fucking, yes, I need urgent advice... Satri Miha, I eat variants of classical and there are acoustics....but they say that it is possible to install nylon on the acoustics....and they are now cheaper....I want a guitar!! to
yyy: Fuck Andrew blindly this is now roughly from this series:
I am offered 2 cars, one green and the second machine, but I was told that they can put aluminum discs on them!
I want a car, tell me which one to take.
By the way, I’ve heard that in the stall in the greens are usually square bearings, is it true?
XXX: This is how it is from the side.

No, I will not go anywhere!
Leah: What is it?
My stomach hurts, shit! The work makes itself known!
Oleg: "Don't tell which video card is on Windows XP Professional?"
I am sorry :)
Oleg: "Can you do it?"
Tagged: smells
Oleg: "Shorten me a megabyte please, or he will not get me anywhere!"
Tagged with: ><
Oleg: "Do you have a paint for ink?"
I mean 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
Oleg: "Do you have for discs..... how is this...? SPACE?"
Tagged with: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Oleg: about the names in general I am silent: YAHUCHO... BORST... SMETANKO...
Fuck me, so I won’t go anywhere! The stomach!

I worked as a film technician. Ppc, during the day, every 20 minutes you need to put a coil with a film. They smashed a few kilograms. Now I understand the meaning of the phrase "heavy film" like no one else.

The sphere:
The highest characteristic of skill is the ability to finish simultaneously with a porn actor in the video viewed.

How do you make these women’s lips?
I mean, it’s actually a nail...

The Torment Line. Characters that have a hundred speeds less than the enemy, can not beat him. And enemies can have animals that can always be beaten.

17:42:03 [Kain] I am angry that I can beat some animals! There is such a feeling that around war, tanks destroy settlements, warriors scream and go to death, bombs explode, on the thin end... and I lie down and tick my teeth in a rubber mango!

I went to the zoo on the weekend with my wife, and there was, among other things, a valley with winegrowed goats. One of them (the most mastite, colourful, with a beard) liked human attention very much, and he constantly leaned to the fence to be scratched. And here appears on the horizon a man aged under thirty, of a faint appearance, apparently already pumping a beer under his ears, sees this goat, and loudly with such a loud voice: "Here is a goat, here is what I understand." He approaches the valley, begins to lick the goats, and even louder:"Good, brother!" The people around exploded, no one listened to his further whisper.

XX: By the way, what is your macco culinary masterpiece? has succeeded?
YYY: Oh, everyone praised, and I didn’t have time to try.
XXX: Looking for him chewed in the chair

XXX is
Why do guys watch porn?

YYYY
by EM

YYYY
Do not fool me in this!

YYYY
I am drinking Nashville now!

XXX: Going to Predators
YYY: how
XXX: Very Medium
yyy: had to read reviews, they say that he rides only with friends and under a beer
Well at the entrance friends and beer did not give, so it didn't come in.

She: I thought of you all day...of you and the condoms.
Did you think I was Gandalf???! to

Half of the trouble in Russia begins with the words:"That’s a shame to him!?", and the second half with the words: "Half of trouble in Russia....".

About the "School Netbook"
I want this netbook! You need to get a child urgently.
Ergil: I tried, from the fact that you have a child such a netbook does not appear

XXX: The Words
xxx: only now I realized, of us three living in the apartment, only our cat is really a moscovite!
YYY: O_O
YYY: Do you want to ask him for a license?