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How to Name a Ship
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Oh! Are you the same person in the saying that calls a cat a cat, even if you stumble on it in the dark? *___*

I do not even know. Stupidly it works. Hundreds of different models of furniture, clothes, household appliances, while 80 percent are made badly, of poor material, and generally bad.
Per in our saturated age we should slow down.
Phones: 3-4 models with three OS options.
Machines: pieces of five different models in literation, capacity and body type. Public transport and rental.
Wear clothes and shoes only in the studio of the highest quality materials. Mass sewing only shaped clothes, special and "typical" (dozen styles).
Refrigerators, dishwashers, washing machines... several options in size, productivity. Modular furniture construction.
In all options, make it possible to change the color as easily as possible.
Quality products, a minimum of canned and semi-finished products. A working day of 5-6 hours without a break in two shifts. To develop medicine and clean energy sources. Creativity and personal development.
Pepper with a bite in the head. Nafiga and who needs it?

Iphone freezing
A: I did not call
a: a showed me on the screen scratches with the inscription "Awakening"
a: show him a sheet of paper with the inscriptions "charge" and "money"

Q: Which dogs do you like the most?
Which are the cats.

When I announced to my bride that it was in this costume I married the last two times, she threw it out :-)

XXX: Good morning
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
XXX: Okay good day!

Aref: The people! We urgently need your help! The child accidentally pressed something on the comp and now always throws me on the Turkish website of hotels, I can't go anywhere else, only on this site, what to do? Here is the link (..............)
Arton: You don’t even know how to spam, how did you get into this forum then?

There is little help in the street.
xxx: maximum can be counted on vertical video for youtube with your participation

Dialogue in the shop.
She (pointing to the first curtain): Let’s take these?
He said, “No, they are somewhat unrepresentable.
She: Are you taking care of the neighbors from the other side of the house?
He (pointing to the second curtain): Let’s take these?
She says, “They don’t fit into the walls.
He: Well, the wallpapers change periodically.
She is (very fast): When is it?? to
He (pointing to the first curtain): - I suggest taking these...

We went to the forest for mushrooms.

The grapes gathered little.
Looking for a boss in the forest.

XHH: has returned
xxx: the child (13 years) in the country responds with single phrases, "as you order", "ready", "will be done" and so on.
The eyes are slowly filled with blood and now the eyebrows are delayed, all and everyone is suspicious.
xxx: it immediately turns out that nobody did anything to the daughter, but just played in the third part of the aoe for our and now parody the peasant.
xxx: "and why is my mom worried?"
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We hanged a photo of the cat anfas all over the house and with the inscription "The missing cat". But under the inscription on the photo such a rough, that it would be more correct to write "REQUIRED";

As the director of the firm, at the request of the accounting office, he wrote himself a statement on leave.
It was good today, I confirmed. He could not approve...

The regional news site.
News: "Governor of Karelia has tried himself as a bartender".
Comment: Better he would have tried himself in the role of governor)

Leon_spb67: In October 1974, Brezhnev read western and self-published reviews of the “Buldozer Exhibition”: “a monstrous crime against the freedom of creativity... a red boat on the throat of culture... a barbaric outcry... we angrily condemn... the advanced public will not allow... cultural figures protest”...
Leonid Ilyich throws away these papers, covers his face with his hands and angrily whispers, “Wow! Uncultured and scattered! That was performance! The bulldozer that brushes the paintings is an allegorical embodiment of хтоnic horror, an existential embodiment of protest against the aggressive tendencies of the universe! Contemporary art must shock and epithetize!! Oh my God, how senseless and uncultured they are! They condemn...what do these savages mean in advanced actionism?“!”

Work is when you get up at 7 a.m. and you only get up at 12 a.m. A vacation is when you wake up at 7 a.m. and only get up at 12 a.m.

Just for example. My parents, who in the past were fully self-employed workers (at different times workers or masters) in industrial enterprises in a very provincial city, now live for about 50 thousand rubles a month for two. For the non-capital city - very even nothing, at least, do not deny themselves anything. Well, and this amount does not include annual leave abroad, which is paid by a well-educated (educated!) All kinds of gifts and other small things.
= = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
Unknown to accept.
Mother of a lifetime master of high print, pension 8 t.r. Father all his life an electrician, retirement 7 t.r.

The Comrade sent:

We work on the cottage. In the employer, since the summer, the Tajiks have left to winter. The workers are still. But our colds are frozen. Today I give them a task: pour a pellet (looking like a stone, but a very light material) under the fireplace. Half an hour passes. I walk past the Tajiks, I see one standing thoughtfully near a pit with water and throwing there on the outskirts of ceramite and says:
“Japanese Siberia, the stone in the wade doesn’t even sink.

It is naive:

What if on the rear glass of the car to make a LCD screen and in the traffic jams to include some books on them? In order not to violate copyright, these can be texts of classics.

"Flibust" has just been banned for placing "451 degrees Fahrenheit".
One of the Russians (!) The publisher decided that the book belonged to him.

For the certificate:
The book was first published in 1953 (the World Copyright Convention came into force on 16 June 1955);
It was first published in the Russian language in 1956 (After the accession of the USSR to the convention on 27 May 1973);
Thus, under the action of copyright on the territory of the former USSR does not fall on any side (the law has no retroactive effect).
What did not hinder.

I am not "Peter" but I would suggest:
and ==
St. Petersburg MP proposes to ban Russians from vacationing abroad

Peter, are there any of you?
and ==
My friend, you didn’t get that word. Here the main (and true) is a deputy, not "petersky"