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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31704
 18.06.2010
<Lemon>: "The linearity of the plot" - what is it? Books with non-linear story?
<Lemon>: The stick from "B" has gone somewhere. I send separately:

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №31703
 18.06.2010
The Religion. The views:
God has nothing to do here. I talked to him, he didn’t talk to himself.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31702
 18.06.2010
XXX: Good morning How about mood?
YYY is dark.
XXX: What is it?
YYY: I dreamed today that I was sleeping.
Yyy: The reality, as always, is harsh and merciless :(.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31701
 18.06.2010
I forgot the mob at home, I come - two sms:
1st “Ti urod i hmiri, nikogda mne bolishe ne zvoni!”
2nd Izvinite, ya oshiblasi nomerom izza etogo kozla i uroda!!!and "

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31700
 18.06.2010
XX: Where are you going to study?
Yyy: Yes, there is no choice here, I think to go to a warrior or a magician, or maybe a racer. I have to think, where are you?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31699
 18.06.2010
My friend asked me, what is the number today? I can’t stand it anymore today and I say, you, what, you can’t remember the number? She looked at me and replied – it’s different every day!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31698
 18.06.2010
[Case in the OTP MGTS]
Operator: Now you can close all the windows and restart the computer.Restart the Internet should appear if you call again.
Subscriber: Okay thank you.
= calls back =
Operator: OTP and hello.
Subscriber: Hi, I have already spoken to you, the internet has appeared, everything works, and the windows can be opened? It is dirty

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31697
 18.06.2010
I sell through the forum. by 2500. The boy dropped the phone, he himself from another city, the father has to come. Call Dad: "This is about the air conditioner. The Father, so to say, Lucifer"

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31696
 18.06.2010
I’ve recently started to notice why I’m all bitten by mosquitoes after night and my girlfriend isn’t. I honestly asked the girl about this, and she replied that when I fall asleep, she takes off my blanket, waits for my mosquitoes to bite me, and when they all get drunk then she falls asleep.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31695
 18.06.2010
I bought, therefore, a puppet for my cake, well, I put it in the refrigerator in the egg compartment, so that it looks like a sign. Well, in the evening, I see, he went to the kitchen, well, and I say to him - kiss, where eggs are delicious. He looks at me with astonishment, I look at him. He pulls the rubber of the trinkers, looks five seconds deeper, and with the multi-significant "no you more visible" is removed. And you won’t argue...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31694
 18.06.2010
The xxx:
"If you can’t change a situation, change your attitude towards it."

YYYY :
We raise taxes and the state takes care of us.
They do not pay salary - we train in the competent distribution of funds.
The house is a charity.
I stole my wallet and gave it.

"The Right of the First Night"
The occupant is fucking your bride - we are expanding the gene fund.
Your master is fucking your bride, and now you are muddy.

This is a fairy simple:
I paid for Iphone kidney massage in four hands

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31693
 18.06.2010

[0:51:37] Irko: What is it?

Anya: Ukrainian smile of surprise type O_o

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31692
 18.06.2010
XX: He is so boring!! to
It’s not true, it’s not boring.
Q: Why is it not boring? He writes in Google requests with big letters and with signposts!!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31691
 18.06.2010
He: gently lusting the inner sides of your thighs, I am rising higher and higher.
Mmm... and then what?
and then the next article =(

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31690
 18.06.2010
The story is about green. On a no-nibodzastolie, gryna approached the guest, took from the table two bottles of 0.7 of the same grade 45-50 and drank a salve from the throat, and at the same time. At the suggestion of a delightful guest to have a snack with cucumbers, he replied: "No need!Let the baking!Then, a moment after a couple, Grinja got the barbarian and ate it in the eyes of the astonished guest. Then he just fell where he went and cut off. Knowing this particularity of him, the neighbors went to his mother-in-law, and where he lay. She took a two-wheeled car and came after him. With the help of the neighbors, she loaded and brought the rich man home.And if he woke up, then on the road he turned the dule to the neighbors. And he said, “Hello, Mary, and you are here!”!"."Hello to you, Michal Kuzmić! Nate and you!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №31689
 18.06.2010
The worst thing in a girl is her parents.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31688
 18.06.2010
Übirmish (23:59:35 17/06/2010)
Happy Birthday to you!! to

Übermensch (23:59:42 17/06/2010)
The UH! has succeeded! The internet is going to shut down :( :(

Übirmish (23:59:50 17/06/2010)
and goodbye. There is no money :(

xxx (23:59:58 17/06/2010)
Stand up!

ÜMichelle (00:00:02 18/06/2010)
Too late brother.

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[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31687
 18.06.2010
Seeker13: Why when you use a broken screw she says you’re a victim of piracy, if she’s the victim?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №31686
 18.06.2010
I met my school lover in the subway two days ago.
I think I need some kind of clever invite him home, maybe feelings still remain?
I turn on the fool and say that the type of computer is not turned on, and I remember that he could not reinstall the screw before without me.
He makes such a devil’s smile and says:"Aga".
I rush home, I cook myself, I cook delicious.And in order not to be a whirlwind, I turn off the system cover, I just turn off the power unit, wrap and hide all the drills.
Who...Who could have thought he had done it to Sissadin?
Yesterday the whole day I lulled the system, and today it forces me to change the cooler on the chipset (

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31685
 18.06.2010
In Moscow, two cars collided: the Lada of the twelfth model and the Mercedes for 11 million.

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