M: Aloha... what are you doing?

Do you catch the frogs?

M: What was it? I am at work

I was called a prostitute I was offended I went to the boys and got drunk, vodka

M: I refused, that means...

Question: How do you know what a person thinks about you? But do it so that he doesn’t understand that you want to know your opinion about yourself.

Answer: Stand on his feet. Or drop something on him. You can boil water. Be creative!

Andarty: I’m sitting down, checking out my programming labs. I am studying Klingon.
Hertz is Nah? Startup reviewed it?
Andarty: I said, write what you want. When I was in 9th grade, fucking, I didn’t code in var’aq. Better to write on brainfuck'e. Fans are mocking.

xxx> By the way, why do temples need metal detectors?
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xxx> And can God not stop them?
yyy> So hindered already - revealed to mankind the miracle of death.

Ferio74: The Apophysis of Idiotism. A friend serves in the army, the internal troops of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia. 23 years (he went to the army after universe). I was in town and decided to buy a cigarette. I don’t know how, but we have had some hysteria over the fight against the sale of alcohol and cigarettes to minors in the city for six months. Passports are asked everywhere and always. A friend was in a police uniform, buying a cigarette. The treasurer asks a brilliant question:"Do you have 18?"...
Cigarettes did not sell, although my friend and tried to explain to her that the army is not taken up until the age of 18. We still laugh at the Americans.

Discuss the ArchLinux update on LORA:
Der_looser: I’m sitting in a chair now, pulling tea with lemon. I am afraid to crack over again, so that something will not fall out again! Laura, what is that? Is it time to reinstall the arch?
thesis: "I am afraid to crack over again"
Here is the benefit.
Dogbert is shocked! A 15-year-old boy broke up while updating ArchLinux!

Allona: husband shakes fit... I for the comp... kisses... I say to him: go wash, I will do it to you... and pause... I forgot the word
Allena: then I add: FERVEX (he forgave)...he says, fucking so beautiful start)))

A comment on this:

As an adult child (20+) it is cool.
In the meantime, the mother’s wickedness is still in place of "so far".
"Spring"
© Dasha

You're a snub that's gone at 20+, and my mom isn't better, such a shit has grown up!
A family of degenerates.

Does anyone have a difficult situation at home? Parents without a sense of humor and the child was not vaccinated? Is it jealousy bite? Happy are those families where you can troll parents and they will support the joke, here parents really become friends of their children, and not the miserable nudes, about which the jokes make up.

Today, after a long shopping trip for a dress for tomorrow's wedding to a friend, the wife decided that it would be necessary to do something with tired legs. What do you think she decided to do? Good taste of iodine.

Arranged, fucking a forum, a dating club, already contacts Skype publish.
You know what? Go all the fucking!

My mom will arrive at 5 a.m. on June 22.
Almost as in the forty-first...

to this:

The scene changes, and on the screen appears the inscription "Five years later" and the confident voice of the speaker "11 years later".....

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I watched the movie "Sounds of Music". The first scene, the summer, the sun, the hills green, the heroine comes out and so cheerfully begins to sing: "The hills are like the sounds of music!" - and here comes the melancholy Russian duplicate: "Dear moon! You sing us your songs..." – so sharply the brain hasn’t broken for a long time. I had to look at subtitles.

Listening to Radio:
Testi Ukrainian, 30 years living in Kemerovo. Every evening, as he goes to bed, he turns to his right side – to face Ukraine!

In KDE there is the theme of decorating windows with pink puffy fur[5]. In conjunction with bending windows (aga, composite kwin) It is ruling!) It produces a powerful effect on the blonde, breaking off the upper process clearly.

The boys went to the trailers in February this year. The passenger of one of the a/m was a comrade who recently got married and his wife at his house who barely let him go, because she knew that there would not be without alcohol. The Young Dialogues:
Sasha, how are you there? Your tongue is intertwined!
M: No, I am not drinking. We are now on the trees.

I come to the animal store with a problem.Poppy my cat everywhere, it is small, flies fast and can even fool someone in the flight. I ask the seller if there is no means or if you can somehow train the poppy.The seller says:
As a former owner of the eagle, I can say that you are very lucky.
:D

from the conversation about alcoholics: "I was also afraid that I had a predisposition to eat, because everyone in my family drank, starting with monkeys."

Dickie Dudgeon: Andrew has an extreme degree of surprise - it's crossed "huya*se!" and "I don't believe my eyes!"
Dickie Dudgeon: And his childhood sounds like this: "I don’t believe my own!"
Dickie Dudgeon: I couldn’t help calling him a mutant.

Ohhhhhh We need our superheroes. All of them are Batman, Spider-Man. I propose to make comics about the Russian boy-superhero, and let him be called the Beast!
Oh well. This is my son, a beast. Boy-Beast: How to sleep, so angry, Aki Pavian in a cage.
and zzz. I have a beast. My daughter has me.

Sergejs B yesterday at 01:20
There is no trade in the temple. They are given as donations for the prize. The point. Whoever doubts that the gold is being donated there is the assembly from activists, and five hundred thousand from a state separated from the church.