About mosquitoes in Volgograd:
>> In the center of the evening was in the morning, barely from the entrance to the car ran. They were fighting the glass and looking at me.

xxx: I had one guy in the group who in the middle of the diploma put "SATH, NO ONE IS READING"...
xxx: It was necessary to see his face when the chairman of the commission was asked before him why there were so few formulas in the second chapter.

The evening. My friend and I stopped in the car at the light.
I: Look, the building's lighting has changed from blue to green!
Then it will be red, then pink, then blue again.
I: Did you stand in the block here?
The girlfriend: UGU

The PPC! Recently, my brother M.H. found some printing of leaves on a 150-tractate on the topic of sex (such as some new current in sexology). The first chapter about training and development,so to say, the female intimate muscles))The exercise, which was recommended to perform regularly, was the following-sweep,gm,inside "the stone egg" (judging by the description and picture,healthy such a stone hammer,absolutely smooth)and with it to walk with it.Hren with it,killed note from below- "... if you can not pull the egg on your own or it just stuck, panic, take a deep breath,hop and laugh, sooner or later the egg will fall out".So if you see a cute lady directly put the egg in any place, or it would, it would, just seem, reluctantly press the girl and you will be pressed to the doctor for a long time, you will not be
Nino is

I work in a bar. New summer cocktails. We do work and for one tasting for the waitresses (Girls 19-25 years old). Shaker, ice, ginger, went: rum 3 years extracts, French melon and peach liqueurs, fresh-pressed pineapple juice, mixed and poured into a beautiful glass decorated with pineapple slices and mint leaves. Everyone is happy, try it! -" Emily Just like the original Jaguar!" The shaker falls on the floor, further tasting is meaningless, because compare the spill of Hennessy into the sort.

1 the pork. so juicy, in a vinegar marinade, just from corners, under sauce, mmmm... and with ice water...
2: >:o, *WALL*, *HELP*
1: marinated onions with rings, baked potatoes, river, watermelon...
2 percent)
1: and you are all clubs, crazy, c++, LA, summer has come, plan the weekend right)))

zZZz (11:42:20 2/06/2010)
How is the stick with a chain and a ball with spikes called?

zZZz (11:46:27 2/06/2010)
Fuck to Fuck

pPPp (12:03:07 2/06/2010)
No, just "chestnut" A "black brush" is when the enemy has it and you don’t.

I’m reading about the nervous system.
In animals can cause neurosis if they are put into conditions of influence simultaneously 3 factors:
1 large amount of information to be processed and absorbed (including decision making)
Chronic shortage of time dedicated to such work
High level of motivation in achieving a positive outcome
White Tiger: Did you describe the student session process?

On the website of the city news appeared news: "The roads of Ulyanovsk are marked";
First comment: "Can it be asphalt first?"

Fuck, why when I'm called in guests to reinstall the window, it's a type of well by the way. well, a type for half an hour of running, a beer fucking at the same time.
And when this same person in a week NIGHT I ask you to come and wash the battery (he is a sanitary), it is a nichuya not for beer, but for a bubble, because... he knows why in fact!! to
I too, how could I compare...wind and heating battery!! to

Infernal: Do you know what is the worst spot in the publishing center?
Infernal: This is when after 5 thousand copies are printed on a resolution, a person approaches it, looks at the paper and says "OP-PA".

xxx (23:37:59 1/06/2010)
I forgot to tell you that this happens once in my life.
xxx (23:38:36 1/06/2010)
I go, so after driving school, I get stuck on the stairs and when I smoke, I get on a 4 size chest (or about that). The girl smiled, then it was still raining and she invited me under the umbrella.
zzz (23:39:02 1/06/2010)
The Sniper XD

A magazine for youth.
Articles about relationships, sex, etc. The beginning of the paragraph: "Two people are sitting on the bench before the entrance and doing pitching" Well I think, and suddenly this word and through "e" and through "and" can be written. After a minute I read in the wiki: "Pitting - a type of metallurgical corrosion".

A conversation between two young women:
1) Listen to me! I noticed this pattern: all my guys loved football!
I thought a little about it, and all of mine loved me.

The quiet laughter of people standing at the stop

I have EGE on OBJ, KMS on GRB and PMS. KMP

I just pulled the knife myself.
Wow! it would be difficult.
This is not a female affair.
Graduate writing is not a man.
Men's Service in the Army
I’m better off, I’ll write it...

Quweren
The cat bites.
sweety
Ahaah))
Quweren
Stupidly approached and bitten his finger.
sweety
Marcel is biting me too.
The shameful
Quweren
Why is he bite?
For the shit?

In a public forum:

I sleep with a girl.
You’re lucky, but the girls don’t want to sleep with me.

She: Tell me better on whom all the condoms spent, GAD!!!! to
Do you list names or names?
See also: Address
I think they won’t get you back.

A resident of Arkhangelsk set himself on fire on the Red Square.
In Moscow arrested rapist
Moscow student jumped out of the window after giving EGE
In Moscow, another accident with the participation of the car of the official
As a result of an explosion at a factory in Novokuznetsk wounded 9 people
In Moscow, an 8-year-old boy died after surgery to remove the tonsils
In Dagestan militants shot the FSB intelligence
The crew of the 23rd Expedition to the ISS has returned to Earth - and I would not be returning!!!! to