My nephew went to a veterinary clinic with a cat. The animal is called Lexus. Doctors call for reception by name. Then the doctor comes out and says, “Who has Lexus here?” some uncle comes up surprised, “Well, I have. “Let’s go to castration!” said the doctor. But her niece saved her uncle – she managed to get in with her Lexus.

Recently he pleased:
The population of Krasnogorsk endorses the actions of the gunman, clarifying: start was right from the mayor.
I will not guarantee the accuracy of the quotation, but the meaning is this. It is important to understand what is the root of evil.

Russia could have lived much better and richer if it had not constantly tried to show the world how well and richly it lives.

Today, Yarik was pursuing my dad, grabbed the cable of my laptop with his leg and pulled it out. I cried out, “Yep!” and Yarik, joyfully jumping, explained to his dad: “Mom said, “Oh God! You turned me off!”
The translator is growing.

XHHH: We have printed advertisements.
XH: 2 thousand pieces
thx: instead of the "store of eco-products" large bright font:
XHH: EX PRODUCT SHOP
The world’s first food секонд-hend

Friends, in a couple with Hydromet, I remind you about the onset of climate winter in Siberia and many other places, and its approximation to the central region. Pay for heating, supply blankets, hats and cats. Remember: a real man should warm a cat in the winter.

Winter is so cold, so uncomfortable and white.
There will soon be a heat shortage.
Let’s get rid of this heat.
So, warm cats will be in fashion again.

We will worship all the wicked,
Warm, sleepy and real.
Put your hands in the fur stomach.
All things are variable
In a strange human world.
There are constant soft cats".

Review: The most Hamas hairdresser of all who had to cut hair for all their fifty years. It gives some kind of cave cruelty, bordering with criminal complacency! I advise you to go into it for an experiment in the knowledge of such fossils...

From the Academic Lecture of Zaliznyak on Beryastyan Letters:
The next series of texts is associated with the name of a Novgorod man named Yakim - the record holder in the number of grants he left to his offspring. In 2010, 15 grams were found written by Yakim’s hand. The previous lectures. He has a characteristic (very good) handwriting, impeccable household graphics. The most distinctive feature - instead of the digraph of ou he writes ou (and at the same time he has a mirror, the rarest feature). Not only that Yakim wrote 15 grams two years ago... (laughter in the hall) he wrote, of course, earlier, but only two years ago gave them to us - another 5 grams of his hand were found in excavations of past years, scattered around. Previously, they were considered examples of the manuscript of other writers. Thus, after the 2010 season, he was considered the author of 20 grams. Another 17 were found this year, and the total number of Yakima’s blocks reached a record mark of 37, adding what he has yet to “send.” Which he insisted on and threw his letters nearby. The center of irradiation of his activities was the expeditional toilet (see. previous lecture), not touched by the years of previous excavations. In total, 73 grammatics were found on the territory of the former toilet. It is a pity that we have already overtaken it on all four sides, and it has no fifth side.

There are people whose stupidity just disarms.
One accountant had to move his job to another table. I approach her, please turn off the computer, for what it is:
Why to turn off? Put your head on this and all.
In the sense...?
What is complicated there? All brains are in the head, just like on TV! Here is the head and rearrange, the monitor is yours, do not touch the rest, but what do you crack? Turn your head off, I still have to work!

On the topic of cats ))
The first was marshmallow. Name as a name, cat as a cat. The other one is called the carabine. An 8-kilogram soldier grew up, angry, builds other cats, cries under the door - a guard. Okay, they named the guy Harry, in honor of the bartender. A beautiful cat has grown up. His younger sister was named Shila. As the ship was named, it floated there. Experience, however, taught us nothing, the next pick-up thought to be called Randall. Not in honor of the hero of a book or movie, in honor of the bass amplifiers! My tongue is my enemy, how can I silence it now? The second year "the vocalist".

Reviews on the website of PLEAD
Amazing, soft like a kitten, light and airy in my view it increases in size when got out of the package seemed small only on the chair will go, did not stand, spent the night with him in the morning hardly covered the bed so big he turned out to be, thank you great for the beautiful thing.

Two scientists-physiologists argued that a man's forehead would look at what he sprinkled after the process. One says necessarily, the other - not always. They found some man and offered 10 rubles, so that he would defecate with them. He stumbled, stood up, stretched his pants and looked around. They asked him with questions, but why did you look at what he was thinking at that moment?
I thought you’d get enough of the red or sit down again.

I am a non-punctual sheep, I wake up very often and am late to work. At first there were problems, but in the last two places I was able to tolerate this if I didn’t start looking hard and do everything I needed.
It was a story, a story ahead.

I wake up in the morning without 10 minutes 11 and immediately panic, because the working day at 10 starts, and I usually late for half an hour, and here two days in a row for an hour, and here is the third, and before work is not far, but still half an hour walk... And I still wanted to come early, do something, but something sat in the evening with a neighbor for beer and conversations. In horror and waiting for a call from the boss, I call a taxi, I brush my teeth quickly, I put on what happened, I forget to feed the cat with a scare, I run out, I sit in the taxi almost with the words "Goni, the boss!", the taxi leaves and here on the radio they report: "Moscow time is 10 hours." I also hiccunked about myself: someone there will get from the editor-in-chief for such a box.
I come, I get up in the elevator, I am surprised that the boss has never called, I go into the office with the bullet, I wait for the bullshit. Are you on time today? What happened"
Meaning in time?
I watched the phone for 10 hours and 7 minutes. No, he just showed without 10 minutes 11!
21 October 2015. On the way to work, Marty McFly threw me down.

Poor, poor 18622... Evil piercing and smoking spirits chase him, dreaming of breaking in pieces and marrying the piece that has been delivered. The victim is already exhaling, but continues to run out of his last strength, drawn by the rope: “I am the prince-power! Do not approach! Do not worry!"

Xxx: This is not pedophilia.
Yyy: Don’t try to turn away, you knew she wasn’t 18 years old.
Xxx: What does it matter if she was already dead at the time.

Victor Petrenko: Ԥ - found a very large letter in the unicode
Victor Petrenko: you can stop talking and write this symbol when everything is bad

Timor, good day Comfortable to talk?

Good morning, how can I help?

Timor, I am in your business. Would you like to be rich in six months?

Okay, and you have masks and machines, as well as the schedule and routes of the collectors?

In 2015, there will be no roads and cars will fly.
In Russia, the first point of the plan was fulfilled.

Hoverboards, self-shrinking shoes, and jaw in 3D... And what I’m most upset about is that they never built a portable nuclear reactor that runs on garbage.

The Oak E1:

Theme "smell in the entrance"

Julie @...
Like milk burned, but still with notes of odor.
It was as if the mouse had fallen and stuck there.
I think the drugs are prepared.
Per someone has encountered something like this?
How does it smell? Where to complain?

The fierce monitor
Someone boiled goat milk. Right in the goat.

Edward
Forgive me for the modest question: do you know how cooked mice smell?

new_nik
Can milk and mice make drugs? "A house in the village" 2.5 fat and sea pig will fit?