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[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26381
 22.02.2010
Go with a guy to the movie "I Love You, Philip Morris".
Who doesn’t know – there Jim Carrey plays gay, but in the beginning this nifiga is not understandable, because he has a wife and daughter.
Well, in general, we are sitting watching, on the screen, the moment when the character of Jim cries someone in a posture of “cancer.”
I’m so playful to my own – say, you want, we’re having fun today too?
And here in the picture appears a man, and it becomes clear that it is precisely him Kerry and he is so passionate!
My horse, my horse!
He says no-no-no, David Blaine, let’s say, old-fashioned – you and I, without any outsiders there!
The writer)
>_<

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №26380
 22.02.2010
Today, sitting on a push and tearing off the last piece of toilet paper from the roll, he felt like Corbett of the Fifth Element, when he eventually had one spark left to save the world.

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26379
 22.02.2010
They came back 13 years later!!! Kindergarten in the Kindergarten Surprise! Do you remember them? and ;)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №26378
 22.02.2010
News on mail.ru
Life on Earth could disappear in 1 billion years
The Stone:
Interesting to be honest... we’ll have to see how it all ends. ))) Your Duncan McLaud.

[ + 36 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26377
 22.02.2010
I was in Russian at school. Preparation for EEG.
Teacher: They dress someone and they wear something. Leah has understood?
See also: AGA
Teacher to check. What did the Hatch do?
Tagged: dressed
The teacher: Yes. What did the girl do?
See also: Section
The class was...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №26376
 22.02.2010
The best way to spend a sleepless night is to cover yourself with a square blanket.
Because of the cold, he got a large cotton. He cursed everything in the world: which side he did not put, his feet are still pulled out. Even swallowed him. So short, and so on. He swallowed, took the old.
The "square" He immediately fell asleep.
In the morning, for interest, I laid them on the floor for measurement. Both in length - a centimeter per centimeter.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №26375
 22.02.2010
cobalt: and the garbage is also theft, at night, the trees continue to appear.

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №26374
 22.02.2010
From the American comic book:

Terrorists in the building. One is negotiating with the boss on mobile (B).

T: We took hostages, sieged the building and cut off the connection as you said.
B is great.
T: But then someone entered the building through the ventilation mine, went through the windows and killed everyone we sent against him.
B: And what then? He saved the hostages.
T is no. He didn’t give them any importance and connected the cables that we cut off, bore something about the “uptime.”
B: Fuck, it’s Sisadmin.

[ + 66 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26373
 22.02.2010
Two joyful dogs cause positive emotions in me... But, fucking, not those that are drawn on a pack of pimples.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №26372
 22.02.2010
I heard it was hot in the company!
Yes, your government is crazy!! to
Tagged with: burn!
NN: Well we argued what color the trousers of Svetka, his idea with a glued tape camera attached to the keto was just cool, but something we didn’t take into account...
A hurry?! to
NN: Where were you before?? to

[ + 132 - ] Comment quote №26371
 22.02.2010
This is four times:

People, support us, we are in Naryan Mar today - 46*(((( We die((((Please we at least -25*. thank you!
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Marrying to Marry to Marry! Tomorrow morning we will send you a flight -25*. Today the frost went down. With respect from Archangel!
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Marry the Marriott!With the archangels -25*, you will have -71*))
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Narian Mar, hold on to it!! We can take a few of your shortcomings, we only have 15 today.
With respect from Murmansk)))
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Mariah Carey, hold on to it!!we can take your all the shortcomings, we have +9, but only in the addition of snow drop off!
Go to Rostov-on-Don!
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You tried to send it all through Kazan.We are just in the middle. The night is -8, the day is -22.
Fucks to fucking :(

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №26370
 22.02.2010
I remembered the case. The matter was in high school, just began to appear phones with polyphony (what are you! The sound of the sea :)
Lesson of Aglycki, 2 girls constantly talk, chicking, the teacher all the lesson makes remarks. And there was something up to their party, read it completely. He turns his back and takes a few steps. And then it was supposed to happen that the guy sitting behind them, the cell phone gave a horse rust to the whole class. There is no pause. and silence. The teacher with O_O eyes turns to her friends:

Girls, what are you?! to

The class could be held...

P.S No, I did not study in the same class with Sobchak

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26369
 22.02.2010
The key stopped working. I went to check the wires, dropped the computer, discs in the floor. not included. I removed the cover. What I could pull out and put back in. Oh my God, he got involved!
Do you think I should continue training for a doctor?? to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №26368
 22.02.2010
Can’t you find "Bentley"? Stop in the tram!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №26367
 22.02.2010
at my friend's cat in the 12th year of his castrated life twisted the intrigue with a tap! gives the cat in good hands!)))

[ + 74 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26366
 22.02.2010
I’m studying for a programmer; I have the rights of AB categories, I’m looking forward to the motorcycle season to conquer new distances on my Ural with a wheelchair; I love sex; I dress simple but comfortable... But I’m a girl and I dream of finding a guy! I feel like I’ve been fooled somewhere.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №26365
 22.02.2010
The Minister of Sport is wise. What about the Olympics?

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26364
 22.02.2010
The status:
" Oh my girl! Leave the phone! What? No handcuffs? Show it on your fingers! I write... One, One, One... One... Oh, it’s not one! What an uncultured girl..."

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №26363
 22.02.2010
noamericans (15:58:35 21/02/2010)
I slept shorter 3 hours, I get up topaja to the kitchen, momma what a snack did) well I sit shorter (I wake up completely minutes after 10 as I got up) well I sit shorter I sit on the machine chew, here I stop chewing, I close my eyes and kaiaak gave the grain in the snack)))

noamericans (15:58:40 21/02/2010)
It is crazy ?

noamericans (15:59:01 21/02/2010)
As soon as I got to sleep and take a picture ?

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26362
 22.02.2010
My friends moved to live in the United States. Their son was about to marry an American woman. American parents come home to them, the whole family gathered, even the grandmother of this boy came from Russia for such an occasion. He hardly speaks English. She asked her granddaughter what her mother’s name was. He says Jen. It’s a difficult name, I don’t remember! The good grandson tried to help – “Well, grandmother, there’s a word for Jim, and she’s for Jen. It will be easier for you to remember!" and now is the hour x. comes this American mother of the bride, and the grandmother with Russian pleasure says to her - hello Mrs. Ketchup!!! Everybody was lying. Even the mother of the bride. =) is

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