If you eat as recommended by doctors and nutritionists (Greek, chicken...)

You would offer an apple.

I met a discussion here about how a woman lives if her partner is weaker physically. Not for discussion, but maybe it will be informative for someone, I will say that life is great. My experience of strength sports has been more than 15 years, I am not a champion even sat, but 110 kg in the gym lying can do (I am not a powerlifter, just an example of one exercise to determine more or less my physical status), and yes, my partner is a worker of mental work and I am weaker. I am absolutely indifferent to this fact. It does not stop loving and respecting him. And he, I hope, is me. I’m not embarrassed that when he comes to exercise with me, he lifts less. I’m a fan of sport, and he doesn’t have to share that fascination. I’m willing to pick up a heavier bag along the way from the store and turn off the bottle covers, but he’s higher and the upper shelves of the cabinets are in his competence, and I’m not shy to ask for help. There will always be someone who is stronger than you or more. Rambo is only in the cinema.

Send Gal with Vania into the forest for mushrooms. Go away and Vankah let Gale stick to the subject of love and affection. Galia is not in any way. And we have to say that Galya girl is tall, thick, and Vanya is a meter in a jump with a hat. It is shameful!! Well, Galli decides to finally freeze it. He said, “Well, Vanessa, ladies and gentlemen! Just look at. On the back I will not give, the dress I will smash my mom will give, on the knees somehow not solid. Either standing or nothing. And Vanessa agrees! He removes the strap from the pants, Gale pulled on his knees, uppered Galu in the pine, climbed on the strap with his legs, and as he roasted, the knots were filled up! Galia fainted, silenced, and at the peak of pleasure whispered: - Oh, Vanyushenka, the lame has bothered you. - And here, because of the bushes, there is a voice: - Yes, I myself see this for the first time!

From 16 to 20 babies are looking for satisfaction for the body.

Hentai turns off and goes out. There you can see that real girls have several other interests. Especially in circumstances when most men are not intended to satisfy others at all.

Years ago it happened that my cousin and I had to betray ourselves as relatives. We went to a small town in the south of the country. And nothing, nobody asked any questions. I’m only 174cm and I’m a brunette, and she’s 160cm and I’m a blonde, and there’s only three months of age difference. One day the question arose, “How?They answered, “Well, we have one dad and mothers are different.” The question disappeared. Only one taxi driver was very surprised and did not understand about the different mothers. Because of the joke, they said we were twins, just not twins. He made the eyes of 5 copies, but then told the story of his acquaintances, who also have children twins, but are not similar at all. Since then I have understood that some people can be answered in the style of Armenian cartoons and this will not cause confusion, they will still hear exactly what they want. And with the propaganda of religion, such people are becoming more and more.

Red salty/low-salted fish: shrimp, samba, nursery - within 300p is not difficult to find

I love people who see nothing beyond their swamp. We have the cheapest forel (small iris with whole-cut bodies - it's not even red) starting from 400. Red meat from 600. And if without a head, swimmers and not with a tail, then from 750. This is all on stocks and sales, from the "ordinary" prices not in the season you will faint. Far from the capital, a small regional center for 300k people. Suddenly, not everyone lives in regions where this fish is mined.

X: 20,000 years ago, hunters learned to separate the animal from the herd before slaughtering. Animals began to perceive people much more calmly - killing scares them. Someone from the herd may have gone missing. How stupid they are!

Y: I’ve seen it somewhere. When an employee is fired, his/her colleagues withdraw them from the workplace under various pretext. Because to know that a colleague has been fired is nonsense. But to see how the boss ("faultlessly, without declaring war") throws Vasa on the frost they should not. It traumatizes their psyche. They begin to look for another job, the hoodies fall. The bears are like people.

Where do they go? Why do you, honestly, find a pond of ponds in the inner world, but not in real life? How would I dream of meeting one who is not ashamed of his age, but proudly carries his personality through life, without masking it with tons of cosmetics and other stupid tricks.

It is simple here. Or we are married. We are not looking for a couple. We do not need to like anyone, we are not interested in public opinion and "pressure". Only to meet by chance.

Epos "How the Ukrainians won the Second World War" - from black sea diggers

Say, I am constantly encountering this "joke" about ancient wreckage. And where can you read about what the Ukrainians say? Google only publishes references to Russian reports and broadcasts that reflect this. It makes the impression that the chips from the series "I invented, I laugh".

Irbis: Since the beginning of 2018, American media has been telling stories of people who receive mysterious packages through Amazon. In them - goods that they did not order (including sexual); who sent them and why - is unclear.

Sega: Here’s where all the fucking mail of Russia, and you’re fucking fucking.

As much as someone is smarter - so he is either on a tractor, or to go to the village in the castle wants a salary higher than Moscow.
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And what kind of fear should a man want the worst, and with the loss of money? And don’t talk about salaries in Moscow and not in Moscow. The job of a professional is not so much different. You need to pay the grandmother. Eat what they give. The sent specialists in the USSR provided at least some housing, and what does the private business give? Is there no choice and no prospects? Here's the result for you, since the tractor is better than your salary.

XX: It’s almost like cuddling a cat or cuddling a dog. Funny is. As if we communicate.

yyy: Teached the cat to mew on my "Say mew!". The cat is wild. The guests are pache.

yyy: It is simple, but long: from time to time we say to the cat "say meu". Sooner or later, she will accidentally respond. We praise. Then fix the effect in the same way. We do not crack at all! Success is praised, success is not ignored.

YYY: By the same way, you can teach anything to any thoughtful student from humans) Or, in a more delicate way, there are no thoughtful students, there are only incompetent or too hasty teachers.

Do the Poles wear Czechs and do the Czechs dance Polish?
You will laugh, but Polish was invented in the Czech Republic.

The Home Economy
Managing a house, if you live alone, is extremely simple. If you spend 15 minutes cleaning every morning (optional) with music, then you’re always in order at home. If you spend half an hour a day (and this is a little, especially for music/radio) - you walk every day in tight clothes and loaded shoes. Fast food is now a wagon and a small cart: eggs; cabbage, which was poured into the water and left until the timer called; pasta with various sauces, etc. If you combine such lazy cooking and cleaning, then the time expenditure is quite minimal, and the exhaust is stable and always delightful. (Toilet, by the way, do not need to wash at all - pour for the night "Domestos", and in the morning the point is white).
Another thing is when you live with someone. Here all kinds of things begin, and do me something, and why did you not do this, and was it hard to guess how to do it, and where are my cowards (how do you not know it?).And the care of the home becomes a heavy duty. The only way out, but also not a panacea, is to strictly delineate the spheres of responsibility and accept the imperfection of the world.

Discussing the Minister’s statement that “if a woman had seven men before the birth of a child, it means 100% infertility.”

XXX: The number is so magical. Where is the overflow of the byte variable happening?
XX: Oh God, this proves that our world is a computer simulation.
XX: And this is just a bug, the programmer did not bet that the number of partners can be more than 7

xxx: Intensive course in Notepad++ is needed first

Yyy: Young man, you don’t seem to understand the whole depth and breadth of this topic. For all Notepad+ specialists and experts, this sounds as ridiculous as, for example, “an intensive course on professional treatment of all wounds without SMS and registration” or “a three-month bucket camp for re-qualification from a KFC worker to a nuclear plant designer.” Normal knowledge of Notepad++ includes a number of disciplines, each of which has one or more courses, namely: Creation of files in Notepad++, Save files in Notepad++, Editing files in Notepad++, Working with the help in Notepad++, Safe and efficient use of tabs in Notepad++, History of Notepad++, Philosophy of Notepad++, Logic of Notepad++, Fundamentals of Notepad++ management, Labor Safety and Safety Techniques when working with Notepad++ and some others.

If there were a democracy in Britain, there would be no Muslims.

The story of 32-year-old Ahmed, who lives on an allowance issued for six of his children and two wives, is becoming popular on the web. Consider, the dream of the mercenary from Syria safely fulfilled in Germany.
German media for the second day discusses the story of a 32-year-old Syrian refugee named Ahmed, who lives with his whole family in a large house provided by the government. The man is not ashamed to tell reporters about his luck:
Ahmed told reporters that he was very grateful to Angela Merkel, who literally embodied his dream: he lives in a well-maintained and safe European country with his entire family on the money allocated by the state. “She is the only person who sincerely felt the suffering of the Syrians. I also thank all the Germans for their compassion for my people.”
In addition to the fact that the man does not work, the German indignation is caused by the presence of two wives: Ahmed was allowed to transport his second wife to the country, although polygamy is prohibited in Germany. Syrians can attend free language courses and are offered opportunities for employment. But a man does not even think about working: the benefits allocated to a large family are enough to live for his pleasure. In his homeland, Ahmed worked as an unskilled worker, and he is also illiterate.
Interestingly, his second wife married when she was only 13, which is also prohibited by German law and cannot be legitimate. My first wife at the time of marriage was 14 years old. Ahmed calls himself a faithful Muslim and refers to the norms of Sharia.
Of course, there is no charge for the house: everything is free. Of the additional slits - a fireplace and a large flat TV. Ahmed told reporters he wanted four wives and ten children.
When uncomfortable questions became too many, officials referred to the interests of minors, explaining that asylum was granted in accordance with all the rules. Activists are trying to file a lawsuit against the district authorities for propagating polygamy.
In the comments, the Germans estimated the maintenance of one such family at 7000 euros a month, which is not in the normal logic. The indignants write that this can be achieved by working up to 70: “Medical insurance, dental protheses, housing, bus and pass, international driver’s licenses, free Wi-Fi and all this for free! The main requirement is that you are not a German!!!”

In Russia there is a thousand-year tradition: from generation to generation, from father to son, from one social system to another, the dream is transmitted that the people in the richest country will live well.

and Morg. An unfortunate winter morning. Sad and sleepy students stand around the corpse. They are waiting for a pathologist who will teach them to do their discovery.
And here he appears. And right from the threshold, joyfully and with a shade of sympathy:
Are you so sad guys? Has someone died?