Better you’t have found me!
Yes, I’d better not find you.

78 km from Peter, the turbine base, neighbors in the house broke the radiator on the car.

I: Well what do you think to do?
As long as we wrap... it doesn’t help.

If it were not for the family, the body and the high spiritual aspirations, I would not have prayed, O God!

XXX:...so they never had sexual questions :)
YYY: Is that why?
Because the husband is a cloth, and the wife is a shabby :D

HelpDesk - application number 45269. Added an event.
Text of the event: The urns were not cleaned during the day. No room cleaning was done. Today a new SURPRISE - in the toilet 2 floor 3 body in soap boxes pour mayonnaise

Answer: God, what will the salad be served in our dining room today?

I go to the store and buy a shell. I ask :
Which one is more delicious.
The seller looked at me with regret and said:
Not all are delicious, take better bread and sausages.

Who wants to forget? I will answer them all! :DD
Updated 221 days ago

Rom, I’m afraid to ask, how are you?

With "Response to":
xxx: There is such an agency on the dissolution of marriages, which turns this very dissolution into a holiday...Well there friends gather, hammer rings splash...how do you think in Russia this event would be popular?
Yyy: In Russia, any event that includes vodka and the destruction of property is a success.

Hohol: Vass, congratulations, master defended, now I am a magician
Cat: What kind of nature? The fire? The air?
Hohol: Water, Vas and Water. The dissertation is made up of 95% water.

The entertainment site. Discuss video where stickers are glued to the front glasses of those who parked in the wrong place.
...
Barko_samurai: and what was the ruin of property on their part? It is easily removed from the glass without causing damage.
“Let me squeeze the door for you, for it is easy to shake away afterwards.

xx: to fuck in my family as always
XX: All decisions are born as children
9 months of preparation.? to
xx: ugu, and the terrible fucks at the end
XX: The Mucks

Why did you remove me from contact?
YYY: Did it catch you?
No, but it was unexpected.
It is when you wake up four kilometers from where you slept, in clothes, in shoes, with a backpack with 9 liters of beer, next to you a bunch of friends, you are still talking and you walk to eat.
This is... an opportunity.

XXX is
I drove her to the house, and there are five girls sitting there.

XXX is
It was as if he had come to Tula with his samurai.

You are in the iron, right?
Ritchie: Sometimes A little bit when the bath is clogged.

Yaya: All girls are divided into two categories:
Those who like men who can pull the refrigerator to the fifth floor without an elevator.
Those who love men who are able to pay for the work of men of the first category.

I am "the girl out of category" and you?

ONA: I am from both categories + drag to bed)

The refrigerator?! to

She: of course, like without a refrigerator, you can fuck without a man.

Reference to the Director of Diploma Project:
During the writing of the graduate work, the student of XXXX worked rhythmically, showed independence and initiative.
I wonder what he was thinking when he wrote the review?

You are so funny ;)
She: In what place?
It’s where the brain should be =)
It is a good hint...

xxx: guess the mystery: small, silver, like an elephant
Tagged with: pelmen
XXX: O_o

A sister wipes a knife on a home shirt dressed on her boyfriend:
He: About me the knife is wiped out, as cute, fucking!
Sister: And you don’t hold on...

Tuffy: here here the door open there in the woods the evil hunter. rabbit rabbit run my leg, give me my leg!
The Dark :???? This is what?
Tuffy: Okay, I have to wake up. And that is "occupied, don’t bother me"...