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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35006
 24.08.2010
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Question: What to do in the hair
The answer is to confuse the knives. Okay, they will deal with it.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35005
 24.08.2010
You are paranoid!
I do not believe you!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35004
 24.08.2010
The xxx:
Fuck it burned.

YYYY :
? to

The xxx:
Dressed in front of bed.

The xxx:
I notice that the cowards pull light, long hair.

The xxx:
Not for a moment without thinking.

The xxx:
I said "Mary that I found in the cowards!" ((

YYYY :
by XD

The xxx:
Can I stay with you for a week?( by

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35003
 24.08.2010
Do you know the difference between epilation and depilation?
Olya: depilation - hair removal, hair removal - something legal / judicial
Do not call me anymore.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35002
 24.08.2010
Fuck, the fifth time I go to the girls to put a screw on them, and the fifth time I sleep with them. I need the money!! Eat something!

Fucking and not feeding? of the sting!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35001
 24.08.2010
I talk to my brother on the phone (his daughter 8 months):
How is your repair?
Brother – We do...
My daughter will grow up and help.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35000
 24.08.2010
From the magazine:
"Win one of three Lamborghini Gallardo!"
Below, in a small letter:
"The Organizer reserves the right to change the winning car model at its discretion."

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №34999
 24.08.2010
No, it really understands me! This is I about NTV+ as a gift from Gazprom to the firemen. At first I thought I had heard or missed something.
I also offer each of the victims a licensed Photoshop, an annual subscription to "Cosmo" and, foolishly, a miracle clamp for the neck that allows you to tie it in thirty different ways.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34998
 24.08.2010
Valery Ivanov: I need wifi cable
In other words, do you need a patch code?
Valery Ivanov: Yes to WiFi
RENAT: What is the length?
Valery Ivanov: 6 meters
Valery Ivanov: from one computer to another wifi

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №34997
 24.08.2010
From the chat dc deep at night:xxx:narood help here such a fuck!!!!!!!HELP!!!!!!!SOS!!!!!!!! to
I don’t want to do anything. ? All the norms
This is not all again!!!! to
Anyone in the world!!! to
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
XXX: I don’t like it all.
Fuck it again!!Please help me!!!! to
XXX is fine!!Thank you very much :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №34996
 24.08.2010
Will there be no cigarettes?
No, only the manuals.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34995
 24.08.2010
x> A porn is very different, fucking. It changes the concepts of morality, common sense, or even deception!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34994
 24.08.2010
xxxx
And in a woman’s body the most difficult part is the ass... well in terms of sketch! I’ve been trying for 10 minutes...the small, the big...not the oval...there’s a hand of the master.

UUU
The eye of the lover

[ + 72 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34993
 24.08.2010
XXX: I have Zenit ET
I inserted the film adjusted, fixed, made sure that it rotates, but did a trial frame opened and there is no image.
What is Salt?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34992
 24.08.2010
xxx: I understood the relationship in this office when I visited the toilet on the technician floor
xxx: there were signed with a marker roll of toilet paper - "for the department of TO", a newspaper signed with "for accounting" and a piece of slide "for management";

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34991
 24.08.2010
Fuck, the fifth time I go to the girls to put a screw on them, and the fifth time I sleep with them.
I need the money!!! to
Eat something!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34990
 24.08.2010
A friend in "VKontakte" has an inappropriate photo of friends on the avatar.
Status yesterday: "I am waiting for a request "Well deleted, please delete!!!!"))))))"
Status today: "Go on your own fuck!!!and "

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34989
 24.08.2010
-Download the game "Moscow Rider" (7 Gb)
XXX: What is so heavy?
YYY: Judging by the size, there are more Moscow traffic jams loaded there!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34988
 24.08.2010
- [receives a cell phone call, responds, then turns off the phone, removing the battery] Fuck, I fuck with our customers.
What is this?
- Two months, without weekends, smashed this scratched project, now only surrendered, specifically left at night - everything to check, re-check, print and sign. Signed and delivered. What does the call " urgently do everything!" Guess what they need?
I do not know
The letter! The letter! Change the fucking naked font!
I don’t like the Times New Roman.
What is a Times New Roman? They, fucking, from the 10 fonts must "to the bigger" change!
... [in the silence of silence]
- One and a half thousand sheets, including a hundred A3 with drawings, how is it all fit "today to ten?"[at 9:27]

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №34987
 24.08.2010
Mrack: Published a resume on the job search website. Administrator, long experience, 40,000 per month, responsibility, speaker skills, etc.
Now I go to the account - the resume has been viewed 1 time. See who the company is. Click to see what vacancies they need. ...and there is one – the "Cleaner".
All the time I’ve been out >_<

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