I ate sushi today.
Satan: and now I read Wikipedia, and it is written that there can be all sorts of worm parasites in the land.
Satan: the eye
Department of Procurement: No
Read about Shaurma and calm down.

Comments on “Onishenko advises because of the heat to come to work at 6 am”:

xxx: In shock from him, at 2.45 I came to work, sorry that I don't walk his paths

YYY: The wife asks her husband who is going to work at 3 p.m. - Are you cute? and my husband is at work family, I will come at night... Men are super hollow for masses!!!! to

zzz: No, Onishchenko cannot be fired, he is the embodiment of the whole system. Like Zhirinovsky, but unlike Zhirinovsky, he sincerely believes in what he says.

I cooked the borsch, poured it into a plate and posted it on Instagram. Eat, joke and the result also scotted and put out. Did I do everything right? Am I fashionable and modern?

A pension of 7 thousand, a single in Khrushchev, an old wife, unemployed alcoholic children, a broken "Moskvich", a plot near the swamp 200 km from the city - what else is needed to peacefully meet old age.

I work. I sit at the window. In the breeze house opposite, a cute girl on the balcony puts flowers. Idilla... only she walks without pants, and from here you can see the beauty beneath the belt. Is that how to work now?

I live outside the city, 3G internet, no other. Beauty: on the street lightning fucking, thunderstorms, electricity yoke. And immediately Internet speed to 14 megabits - a jump! and :)

If you take into account the dislike for pork and the love for building destruction, then al-Qaeda is the prototype of Angry Birds.

I asked my older son to squeeze the table. My father started 2 weeks ago and, as usual, there’s no time. I warn you to be more careful, it flies in the eye. Okay says, disappears in his room and after half a minute appears - in cowards, with a drill and in the mask of Darth Vader.

Faquess: Nastya and I decided to get around and twisted 80 cups of cucumbers.
Faquess: Nasta has broken up
Faquess: and the cucumbers all eat and eat
Faquess: The devil knows when they will end

The girl, at the first meeting, asks the boy the question: What do you think, can a man eat only sunlight?
Boy: You can only eat the sun if you become a plant and have chlorophylls. Man is a heterotrophic being, he cannot make organic from inorganic matter and breathe carbon dioxide with gas. The highest stage of evolution.
You can 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
Girl: Eating the Sun
This is probably not to be corrected.)
Girl: Generally speaking, Mr. Rationalist, many physical values will be revised by the end of this century.
Boy: what are they for example?
Girl: I know how I know. I suspect that gravitation will explain levitation, pyramids, etc.
and girl =)
Boy: And the pyramids did not match the physical quantities?

Summer, the sea, the sun, the beach! ^ ^ ^
[whitecasino.net]: The dog, the bomji, the sand, the whale. x_x

News from E1. Sverdlovs can pay the fines of GIBDD in the offices of the Russian Post. This will take the customer no more than two minutes."
Post of Russia. The client. Not more than two minutes. Do they read their own news before publication?

About Religion

You may not believe in Uncle Tok, but you may believe, but please don’t get into the socket.

The most famous laws:

One of the most famous historical mentions of mass circulation is the episode when Jesus fed five thousand people with five barley loaves and two fried fish.

And now the question: can I bring the authors of the anti-piracy law to court, since this law offends Jesus, and therefore my religious feelings?

I go home in the evening, it’s already shivering. At the entrance of another multi-story I notice a female figure. The woman with a drunk voice: "Hello". I, a little rushed away from such politeness and, slightly slashed the step: "Hello, did you want something?". Lady, full of arrogant voice: "Did you hope for something?"...

There is a saying that pigeons in cities never sit on trees. I have not been able to walk around the city for a week.

The Russian authorities are going to set the price of one pack of cigarettes at the level of approximately 220 rubles in the coming years
Yyy: It will be cheaper to buy grass from the Tajiks

Here is this:

"Learn English is always good - we in the motorcycle club a guy was... kind of cried that the price is opened by Yoksel... so his "Yoksel" before the army and called..."

Laughing at what you don’t know is always good.
Yoksel is a set of software tools for working with table documents, including MSExcel files.
So the guy is right - the price is opened by Yoksel. You laugh further.

Yyy: I remember how in the first months of meeting Du, I woke up at 4 in the morning to wish him a good night. Then she went to bed again.
XXX: The most beautiful girl

> You clearly confuse the ages! The Doom 2 was old with 800 MB HDDs on which it broke into the new Unreal Tournament =)

How is that?
The first thing I did when I acquired the long-awaited (at the time) P4 was to overtake Doom and Quak at maximum difficulty.
Everyone is old, guys XD