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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90250
 26.11.2013
W01and
The first snow.

Anna
Is it snow? ? Just a hard rain.)

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90249
 26.11.2013
> If you want to download the latest version of the game - Leave an application with the reason why you are downloading the game.
> The Author Have you worked in Jake all your life? Can I bring you a tax certificate?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90248
 26.11.2013
Comments on the news "Physics are close to creating a brain-like VT"

When recorded in dense masses, areas began to form complex and unpredictable patterns on the surface of the material.
We saw things that seemed absolutely impossible.
by Ogo!! to
Here is how!
...I imagine how they will shrink when they learn that such wonders in Russia are on the glasses every winter.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90247
 26.11.2013
29.11.12 12:55

Why does Google in our country care more about internet users than our government does? Reason to think, I like it.

(O) God be afraid that our government will start to take care of the internet users.
___________________
As you have heard, Blink.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90246
 26.11.2013
What do you think is psoriasis a chemical process?

Pingback: I think you’ve gotten out and you have nothing to do. Do an act of analysis.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90245
 26.11.2013
in the forum
B*I bought a telecast, brought home, unpacked, I look at a film on the screen some well I nailed it and scratched it, B*I and it turns out to be a special film for 3D(((((((
Advice from the forum:
I’ll buy a movie that turns the car into a 3de )))))))))))))))
CSC: click back to any STO where they are toned)
Stack this film on your eyes and you will be watching 3D, and not just on TV
Kkk: My LG 3D TV did not pull out of the package. I look like that, though dull.
The bubbles burst all! Better to contrast.
KKK: He kicked the needle. There are points on the screen. It became worse. Dress the box, let’s see, maybe it’s better.
The head must be swung into the box - for the sound around))))
NN: I look straight into the box. On the box there is a picture of the TV in natural size.
RG: It was still not necessary to get out of the box and not to bring out of the store. Just hardcore.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90244
 26.11.2013
Kosmach: today at 12 a.m. on the 7th channel RNTV showed a torch carrier who told how he was preparing for this responsible event: ran around the village with the FACE-IMITATOR))) straight so he said.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90243
 26.11.2013
The whole earth is such a device. You light it with light, and it makes space ships.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90242
 26.11.2013
DUDENOFF: Agree, since then mankind has entered the information age. And it is just entering into force, gaining momentum.
I think in a few generations people will look at today’s people as savages.
God_Mode: Yes, I already look at today’s people as savages.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90241
 26.11.2013
The source of unceasing torture.
I already want...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90240
 26.11.2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
WOW: And what happened?
In bed yesterday I said to her, “You’re just a wizard!”
Oh yeah yeah, I’m a 90 level magician.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90239
 26.11.2013
The news:

USA threatens full withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan

They threatened!! to

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №90238
 26.11.2013
by Dick!by :

Some 200 can be counted, with the remaining millions rubbing forests in Canada and washing democratic toilets at McDonald’s.

How many in Russia?
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There are fewer toilets in Russia. And those who wash are generally units.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90237
 26.11.2013
The xxx:
I went to the subway with my 7-year-old daughter and she fell asleep. The next one, I bounce it, but the result is zero. The train stops, you have to go out, she sleeps. Nothing to do, I take it on my hands (yet that circus in the stopping wagon to lift a sleeping 30 kg child). And here she speaks loudly:
Yes it worked!
The whole car was crying.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90236
 26.11.2013
Plutonium in Nsk can be taken every second Wednesday of the month at midnight at the corner of Mukhina-Proletarskaya from an invisible man in a pink coat of fortress with two nails. Have you been to Tehran? TEGRAN KEASOYAN on vacation.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №90235
 26.11.2013
Such a feeling that the whole modern cinema has so exhausted the ideas that it works on the principle:
People don’t read books anyway, let’s screen something.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90234
 26.11.2013
You go to the website for a job, and they’re happy to see you again.
Polite and fucking.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90233
 26.11.2013
It’s time for Hermione to play Game of Thrones.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90232
 26.11.2013
I am in the store in line. The son asks the young mother:
I want chocolate!
He gently answers:
I will buy you bread and water.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90231
 26.11.2013
Talk to a friend on Skype. He was asked by the electrical monitors what the law of Ohm was, but they did not know. He adds at the end:
We do not use the law of Ohm.
0 0 How is it?
We do not need him.
Per you are ignoring the law of universal gravity?

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