In the spring, my wife got her rights. I bought her a car to go to work. In six months, she crashed into the shrub and wall (not very hard), jumped on the protection on the barder, in the courtyard melted a barrel on the bushes, scratched the car to someone else’s car.
Yesterday he said to me:
-Now I'll never go on the ad "on this car the girl was driving to work and home" now I know how the girls can drive to work.

Secretary Burned
The wicked came and declared indignant.
I went to the pharmacy, the pharmacists don’t know.
What happened? We ask
Yes, I forgot the name of the pills, and she can’t remember!!!!! to

PS once all the department remembered for her the name of the fish, she said something beginning with "G", killed half a day, it turned out to be CHAVYCHA!

Congratulations to the pharmacist :)

If you were called a cat, do not rush to rejoice - it was probably meant by a fat lazy cattle with a mania of greatness.

Someone hanged a photo of a non-Russian footballer in our toilet.

It turned out to be Samir Nasri.

two

I have prepared a dress for the New Year.
I hope there are radio buttons, not checkboxes.

XXX: No, I have not seen it.
xxxh: it is you there Kamedi Club, KVN t other stands, and we have the Verkhovna Rada...

Can a woman understand herself?
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

What do you think, to wish for the night that would have dreamed of Gauss, who drank from the Clayne bottle of the newtonian fluid and riding on the cat of Schrödinger on the tape of Mobius inside the hypercube was very cruel?

- Sleep, sunny, now the zombies of Miloch Yovovich are angry, and I will turn off!

From Correspondence

Medved (11:59:54 27/11/2013)
I bought a laser thermometer. Everything is in the distance.
Medved (12:00:01 27/11/2013)
Industrial, not babies to measure.
Medved (12:00:14 27/11/2013)
Give it to the technicians to praise.
Medved (12:00:42 27/11/2013)
It turned out that all 36 have a temperature, and one of the most harmful - 32. I gry the frog you, I always knew:))))

About women...

A colleague (after 14 years of living together, a common child and a dog) still succumbed to the pleas of a loved one, and they decided to register the relationship. And she set the condition that either this year or not. As a result, after the call of the ZAGS of our city, it was revealed that in 2013 there were only 2 dates, 28 and 30 December. Interview with future husband:

Did you call Zack?
In everything?
28 and 30?
I can’t do it on the 28th, I can’t.
I have a manicure on the 28th!

A friend was dismissed from the customs - a new "Donetsk" chief came.

I am :
And what, at all?

and Gregory:
No is
Fucking Fucking
I had a statement signed a long time ago, without a date, forced immediately
here some old frogs manage, if the bosses have changed, move somewhere for a while, sit down in silence
to buy
to die for three months. Then resurrect.

I am :
Is it 0 or so?! to

and Gregory:
All can
The former chief has been in prison for a year and a half.
Documents in the colony
In fact, in Bulgaria
This is the state, her mother, customs service, Vadik - here you can do everything.

So tell me honestly, like a man to a man... am I kissing well?

I cannot live on the same planet with atheists.
YYY: You can’t go down.

Is it possible to congratulate the iPhone?
A to A :D
XXX: How much did it cost?
Tag: a gift
XX: Well, your husband didn’t get it for free...
I am not interested in such details.
I don’t know :-O
XXX: a good smiley... very good

XX (status):"If I could drink a glass of soda now — I want to drink terribly — I would be absolutely happy."
The comments:
Go buy it, it’s a problem.
Q: Do you have anything to say about the caveats?
Well, I’m not a drug addict to talk to cockroaches.

Hearing the beautiful in the style of "s as a dollar".

N as hydrogen.

If I were a devil and wanted to avenge God for my expulsion from heaven, I would have created a religion.
c) NemoTavda

XXX is ready. As you give up, it goes by! and ;)
YYYY : ha For the lab? =) maximum "hand made" ))
XXX is handmade. What is it?
Yyy: noah... if you want I can tie your socks))))))))))))))

We are in a smoking room at work, one tells us that he doesn’t smoke at home. The woman started pressing her brain to quit smoking.
That is. Did you tell your wife that you gave up?
and yes))
Do you not smoke at home?
- Yes Yes
Isn’t it hard to spend half a day?
is normal.
If you tolerate it, do you smoke here?
Meet the Third:
- Yes, don't listen to him, he tells his wife that he doesn't smoke at work, he tells us that at home... ballball))))