and pornography:
graff_Trahula wrote (a) :
Could we really get together? A type of festival?
Walk the hand! The bullshit! You can also call the Guinness Book of Records and the largest cross-masturbation horse to be seen from space!

When I was in school in the 1990s, we had a guy who was very good at drawing. He drew very funny comics with cool animation and mat, and he could just be a popular boy. But he drew funny comics with cool animation, matte and naked grandmothers. He was almost God.

by Pikachu
As our boss told us, “Our startup has two options for the future: either Google buys us, or Google buys us.”
He is an optimist :)

During the night, an inscription appeared under the window: "Andrew, thank you for your son!"
I thought a lot.

WILENIN wrote very boring, and all that nonsense about the workers and peasants.

In the unforgettable period of my studenthood at the medinstitut, as in absolutely all Soviet universities, the History of the CPSU was studied in 1 course. The subject is meaningless and ruthlessly boring, especially in comparison with profile objects, such as normal human anatomy, bioorganic chemistry, Latin, etc., which at first caused pup enthusiasm (ehh.... but this is a completely different story).
So, on the common background of this subject, the forced reading of individual texts of Velenin suddenly distracted and surprised - he wrote gamblingly, sometimes with fun anger and irony, especially in terms of criticism of opponents. Where is my 17 years old and all that...sorry for the nostalgia. I am not a supporter of these ideas, just for the sake of justice. Not in vain, many intelligent and different people once followed the charisma of WILENIN.
We make it so easy, people.

xxx: Bus Error (core dumped)
XXX What to do?
The bus is broken and needs to be repaired.

The greatness of our queen is not in the size of her personal treasury, but in the wealth of her subjects. "Lewis "

Comments on Samsung refrigerator hack:
Al: This is just the password they stitched from the ack, and the shake: came home, and the refrigerator ordered 1.5 tons of cosher ice cream shrimp from the southern edge of the Japanese Sea, caught at full moon by the Japanese-Jewish. At the appropriate price. Delivery by DHL. And already paid.

“Mom, where are my heads? I went with friends.
In the rolls?
At the Dacia.

Interesting fact: A twelve-year-old boy from Taipei has embodied the worst nightmare that can only be dreamed of museum workers around the world (except for those cases when ancient relics come to life at night). He accidentally stepped down and struck the invaluable canvas presented at the exhibition "Leonardo's Faces, Images of a Genius" in the Huashan Creative Park. Video surveillance cameras captured the moment when the boy stumbled, passing past the painting of Paolo Porpor "Flower", created in the first half of the 17th century. In the fall, the child leaned on a canvas worth 1.5 million and eventually left a hole the size of a fist in it. The feeling of growing up for a lifetime.(Okay, all the pictures are insured, and yet, all of them...)

appeal to those. Support for IT:
xxx: can I do so that the message window in the outlet is on the right?
WOW: It can be. Do it.

Dedicated to the art with very long-haired knights:
Wind of the Morning: I will bring myself a hryvnia, I will wrap my hair, from under the helmet so beautiful will be the bands fall...

I went to a children's clinic (Moscow) to take the child for a consultation to the hospital. Stupidity and waste of time. But I was frightened by the local therapist's handwriting - it was extremely understandable. They are also told to be treated...

No problems with parking, no cars at all, no electricity to the people)

What is the city, what is the city??? Where to move?

To go, of course. Move to.

From a review on "Ultra-Americans":

The role of the hero's desperate girlfriend got the star "Summer" Kristen Stewart, famous

With a rich mimic.

The leading striker of the Moscow “Dynamo” Alexander Kokorin, who received a direct red card for aggressive behavior in the match of the 6th round of the championship of Russia against the “Terek”, remained dissatisfied with the decision of the RFC CCP on this issue.
Are you satisfied with the CDC decision?
The footballer replied.
The footballer was dissatisfied.

XXX: I saw UFOs very close and clearly in the early 1990s. It’s a pity that photography wasn’t available as it is now.
yyy: I also saw in the 90s in the village of relatives, too very close, and I am not alone, but half a year old, the most offensive - the film camera was lying in the house and I completely forgot to print, I still nurture myself for it.
Zzzz: How did he look?
YYY: the usual 8m change.

Scientists have named the recently discovered reef shrimp in honor of Elton John. Now Elton John can say with all responsibility "your crime" :)))

I listened to Eva Simons "Hey, mister policeman". No one has ever performed so elegantly "Hop, trash".

The girl leads her daughter to the first class.
The teacher’s birthday is in July. First day of class is September 1.

At a parental meeting, they asked to give money for a gift to the first teacher. When asked, “Have we not yet started learning?” they replied, “But you have already been appointed teachers.”

(Interestingly, and after the end of the 4th grade they will still be asked to give money for the next birthday of the teacher?)