I bought an ananas.
Wear all twelve.
What to do with the syrup?

Sergey: Believe me, if the army is transferred to a contract, mass unrest will begin. Remember what I am about?
Masterstop: Massive discharge of students on their own?

My daughter cries a little "for something":
Is there a little?
Which to you?
The larger...

at work. We smoke in the whole department.
The head of the department looks at the corporate announcement:
A month remains to come up with something...
C1 – Think about the cabbage.
Why N?
C1 come and say: "Today I am in SHI"
The curtain...

I dreamed this morning that I was at work, Wednesday, and Thursday was a holiday. At the end of the day, the mail came that in connection with the holiday, Thursday was declared a day off, etc.
After a while the alarm clock rings, I remember what day today - Thursday - is a holiday! Continue to sleep. Minutes after the 10 subconscious start of the rebellion, I woke up, checked, exactly on Thursday, like a weekend, and what holiday is it?
I thought, I thought, and I realized that I was kidding myself.
I had to go to work...

From Rosbalt:

Russia is one of the northernmost countries in the world, but for the Winter Olympics we have found the only subtropical point where there is a shortage of snow in February.

Reviews about myelofone on the website of the auto sound:

At first I thought it was a waterfall, but then I bought it and I did not regret it. VAZ 2107 works perfectly.I didn't even start updating the firmware.In the new firmware, games were added to play in someone else's brain and send SMS, but I don't need it. It is bad that he does not read the minds of the police officers, although it may not be a cradle of the device, but simply the police officers are arranged like ringworms and they have no brain. The rest is very pleased.

xxx: Now all the owners of iPhones, who ever stumbled upon them, are miserable. Released on Android...

- While going to you by the courtyards, they invented a rhythm to the Novgorod Avenue. He is ugly!! to
and NDA. I would envy Brodsky your idiotic rhythm

It is epic!
The professor, pointing out and correcting the mistake of the student (a African-American) added - "Eh, darkness...!"

I don’t know how they succeeded, but in this country even chains are leased to slaves.

How are your new headphones?
They are cute, mime. I have love with them. I think
Soon we’ll be playing the game.)
The stamp is guaranteed!

CherryJB: The most pleasant thing about pregnancy is that you don’t need to pull your stomach anymore.))

XXX: I have a sexual disorder
YYY: Are you serious?
XXX: No more serious (no one gives it! I am upset...

If you search for the word "why" in Google, the first two clues are "Why does it not give?" and "Why am I so stupid?" These are the main questions of mankind :)

DesterDoz: Women are the bug of our world, through them you can incorporate your code into this world.

This morning, I was greeted by the Tajik courtman with the words:"Healthy bulls". I still can’t go away ?

XXX: At the entrance, the pids are smoking again!
YYY: What did you say? Where did the gay come from in our entrance and what did you get from?
XXX: I have nothing against gays. Gay are those who are each other in...., and these are the Pidors. Smoke cuts the eyes.

As for the interesting names: I sit in the clinic with my daughter in line for a reception. From nothing to do we read all the tablets on the door and she says to me: "This doctor needs to be introduced to our bodybuilder."
I am her: Why?
She: His name is Ibatullin.
I: And what then?
She: And the fist is Ibasheva.

Now on the main Yandex the main events of the day in Peter:
Incasators, robbed for 150 million rubles, carried the money of the bank "Opening"
- On the repair of the metro station "Ligovsky Prospect" will spend 150 million rubles

A straight in a straight.