xxx> and my cousin is a graduate student in Cambridge!
yyy> aaaaah, he will be a British Scientist!!! to

Can I go to you tomorrow?
Yyyy - we will not be, let's on Sunday, or any other day.
Okay, I’ll go another day! For example, tomorrow

What is this sunflower oil that does not freeze in the frost?
Good oil...winter...

I took the car from repair.
Romance: Oh that is cool. And how did they?
No matter what, I can ride.
I was able to ride my first Moscow-2140.
Remember, there was still a forehead falling off at the brake.
The doors opened from the salon with the feet.
Roman: No, the doors on the turn opened themselves))
Tagged with: ahaha
Roman: only to catch the mouthpiece))
Roman: this was the tachila, until the nostalgia invaded... villages, girls...
Remember, the villagers went to the club.
They broke their nose.
Their cars were all broken.
They wanted to reverse.
Diman: and then on the road, the moscovite under the cap burned from a cloth
Yes, that was the time ?

We have an entrepreneurial people.
In Moscow one summer after the storm there was a flood. At McDonald's in Tretyakovskaya, the whole square was flooded so that it could not pass, and bypass was very far away. So from somewhere two mistaken men with a platform wagon appeared and began to transport people from the shore to the shore for a dozen.

A man with dollars, Happy Birthday!! to

My friend is always, without exception, after a can of beer breaks on "to talk about what I love". Recorded in original:
“Good, San, fucking how well I am now!(pause) And your apartment is warm, fucking like I am warm all covered!And the cat you have, Sanya, cool, I love cats, fuck I love cats!

I was told at work today that I was bored... I convinced them for 25 minutes that I was not bored

Skis for Russian athletes
The athletes went, tried, and where...
The damned people even cry.
This is only a small part of the failure.
And then, all those foolish fools.
Continued to build athletes barriers:
Not so bad for hockey players.
Not that they offered to go to the bobsleighers.
They didn't let the swabs go to curling to play.
Fuck your mother, Fuck your mother!
Turn on the TV and watch the medals.
Medals again for the ball
Text of Mutty Stories
Lack of proper lubrication
Nico... Here they’ll come back – and they’ll smash as they need to.
Votrot vaseline in the hemisphere of зада
They will be punished and punished.
Again the country in the ass.

Some horrible fools.
(I would hold all the hands for it!)
Skis for Russian athletes
The athletes went, tried, and where...
The damned people even cry.
This is only a small part of the failure.
And then, all those foolish fools.
Continued to build athletes barriers:
Not so bad for hockey players.
Not that they offered to go to the bobsleighers.
They didn't let the swabs go to curling to play.
Fuck your mother, Fuck your mother!
Turn on the TV and watch the medals.
The medals are fucking gone again.
Text of Mutty Stories
Lack of proper lubrication
Nico... Here they’ll come back – and they’ll smash as they need to.
Votrot vaseline in the hemisphere of зада
They will be punished and punished.
Again the shit in the ass!

She: What if I’m getting sick during sex?))
Only if it is in the shelf...
She: ah, "only not in me"

Yesterday I got sick, I was at home all day. From boredom, she began to look out the window as the Tajiks on the neighboring roof clean the snow. I watched at two o’clock, waiting for one of them to slip.
Both of them had a rope attached to the belt - for insurance, probably... Only they were attached not to the roof, but to each other...

I look at the pictures right now (3 pieces)... there is a tiger sitting, a Chinese woman clinging to him and biting his nose...
The stones below:
To bite a bite is not a great courage.
2: It’s not crazy, it’s seen on the cheeks
Well, the chinese moustache grows, well they move. Why call her a fool?

Rouk (23:42:40 26/02/2010)
Bhahahaha... you don’t miss the actor’s gift)))))
Nashville (23:42:55 26/02/2010)
well and
Rouk (23:43:02 26/02/2010)
I am standing in the kitchen, cooking peelmen, playing a shizgar in the note, dancing, singing.
Nashville (23:43:18 26/02/2010)
=) is
Rouk (23:43:19 26/02/2010)
I am in a coward ;)
Nashville (23:43:29 26/02/2010)
Haahahahahah
Rouk (23:43:38 26/02/2010)
I look out the window, a young couple stands and pops up like that on me.)
Rouk (23:43:44 26/02/2010)
I have worshiped it.)
Nashville (23:43:54 26/02/2010)
Hi
Rouk (23:44:04 26/02/2010)
Then I thought what I did)))) I watched... they stuck and roasted)))
Nashville (23:44:27 26/02/2010)
Thou shalt
Rouk (23:44:51 26/02/2010)
All the way I pulled the jeans.)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: It is certain.
XXX: soon as with the shoes will be...fight for the shoes)))
yyy: they will start buying rubber babes and cut their legs into boots *ROFL*
YYY: AAAAAAAA *ROFL*
xxx: and you can do like socks to cut off the top of the current, and a hole instead of the width.
yyy: *ROFL*pliaaaaa
xxx: or as an option to wear a rubber woman instead of a combination
YYY: ROFL

Recently, a practitioner came to the clinic, who just finished medical school. She was sent to the procedure. A man under the age of 40, takes off his pants, goes to bed. The girl gives him an injection, all in tears.
M: What are you crying for?
I am injecting for the first time. You probably hurt!

by Electro

I sit at work, listen to the sound at full volume, sing and write my diploma.

The chef comes in, cries, intends to insert pests, hangs for a moment, listens and sings away.

O_O

From the Fire:

Ivan Ivanovich - head of the department of one of the regional psychiatric hospitals
Petrovich - schizophrenic with experience, repeatedly undergoing hospital treatment in Ivan Ivanovich's department

Making a morning bypass, Ivan Ivanovich in one of the chambers found Petrovich, who was hospitalized due to the upcoming autumn exacerbation.
Hi Peter Petrovich. Are you back with us again? to treat?
And so is Ivan Ivanovich. The very time. Have you ever hanged yourself?
“Yes, you know, Peter Petrovich, it’s all somewhat miserable. (They are tired of getting tired)

Goes a man with a camera shoots everything around fits a young beautiful girl and says:
Are you a director?
The man surprised:
and he?
Oh wow! The German!! to

I go into the apartment and see Daddy’s shoes in the hallway.
Daddy, are you at home?
and yes!
What are you doing?
They are busy with a very important thing! Do not interfere!
Okay... what are you doing?
I hold my bed so it doesn’t fall to the ceiling!! to