I walk a dog and next to the guy displays ads at the entrances and with each made a selfie about_0
After the sixth time I couldn’t stand it and asked, what is the naphid?? to
It turns out that in order for such untouchers to throw out a bump of papers, taking the money, you need to confirm the photo, and in order for each other's photo not to merge - you need to make a selfie.
But the most cool thing is that there is an employee at the company who gets a fee for watching these selfies, counting them and charging money, according to the results!

HXH: Guess the mystery: a male creature that is only engaged in the day-to-day bumping without spreading its backs, to bring more of its unseen, never leaving the nest, female.
YYY: and you?
HXH: It’s actually a ants, but the rise* is counted.

The operators of those. Supports me all delighted with their comments to applications from subscribers:
The cat bit the optics, the link disappeared. I tried to restart the device, it didn’t help"

Ilya (09:16:16 29/10/2015)
I remember being amazed by the news: “After a series of accusations about battery safety, Tesla has increased the clearance of all its cars via the Internet.”

Programming is an increasingly sought-after profession.

Sophia (09:18:26 29/10/2015)
so they will be able to steal people, pressed a button - the car stole a person. And here’s a trap for hackers, they’re going to break the brains of a car and create accidents or stupidly kill people in this way...

Ilya (09:18:37 29/10/2015)
It is not lazy. A niche in the market.

Captain Evidence reminds you that by responding to the posts of idiots, you contribute to their long prosperity and active life! Did not notice that the stupid post is already in minus and is not visible, and he is, but with an attached answer (which is neither intelligent nor informative, but is reduced to simple "all that above is nonsense") talks a few days?
If you can't answer so that everyone over the idiot is rugged for a long and fun time - just press "minus", otherwise you will the opposite effect.
So is!

where they were cut under the church.
No, indeed, I’m not ironic, just for municipal governments to find such a government. Let me be baptized in Orthodoxy.
I am uncomfortable to suspect that you are just crawling.

Not the author of the original quote, but I can name the city of Krasnoyarsk, the district of Kirov, this time, the Soviet district is two, in the central part it appears to have broken down...

Twelve o’clock at night, near the station. Not quite sober, but a very polite man with a suitcase asks where the hotel is. "I don’t know, I say, it was somewhere on that side". The man thanked and walked in the wrong direction.

The next morning. Near the station I meet the same man with a suitcase, he instructively reports:

The girl! Five minutes walk from the hotel, as you did not know, you are the face of the city!

In general, I cannot approach the mirror, I remember this "face of the city" and I begin to rust.

The interested:

I only wrote about tomatoes and tomatoes.
Where did the tomatoes come from?

I passed the ananas. The import substitution.

On October 31, they celebrate Halloween in the West, and we celebrate the Day of CISO and Prison Workers. The coincidence? I do not think

I don’t understand why when I come home, my hungry cats throw under my feet. Who will explain?
Everything is simple. They want you to stumble, fall, be killed, and then they will eat you.

I have a friend whose child is now four years old and has recently been given to a kindergarten. It is worth noting that the girl is quite careful about his upbringing and health, seriously engaged in his development, in general, just an exemplary mother. This also applies to food - the amount of tasty flavors consumed is seriously limited.

A little boy comes from the kindergarten and tells his mother:
We got that for lunch today! It is very delicious!
What does it look like?
It doesn’t look like anything!
How is it called?
“Mom, I was told that it’s called Sosa!
S is

Comments on JS Forum

Guest: Since it returns an entire number from 0 to 11, how can it show exactly the month that lasts right now? If we have November, it will return the number 10, we need to show 11.

Dantistus: A decent change is growing! Returns 10, and you need to show 11 - the task of the century is simple. ))

How could I like you if I wasn’t painted that night?
- Then I can congratulate you, I was sober, and you were a very nice face.

The best compliment.
The Paradigm

In the endless Moscow blockade.
Yes, a great thing is a machine.
If you had, would you shoot them all?
xxx: I mean the automatic box on the car, but I like your idea too.

Saal: We need an employee with a car, because there is no road to the office, but a 20-minute walk from the stop. There are no parking spaces, because everyone comes in cars. We have a dress code for girls. Shirt, shirt and heels, we are a serious organization.
Desert: What is the job? And the salary?
There are vacancies open everywhere. From the cleaning house to the house. the head. I wonder why...

The myth "brains are transmitted from the mother, and bodybuilding - from the father, just this secret information, which is not written in books, is well distributed on women's forums, because they can easily and beautifully explain why the forum woman married a beautiful man, dull, as a traffic jamming, drinking, beating and walking.

The West came up with writing Mx instead of Mr and Ms. The vathniks bombard: "tolerants, piddars!!!" and etc. And no one thought that Mx is convenient when you do not understand Liu Chang - it is a man or a woman, because you have not seen this person in the eyes, and you do not need to ask, because it has nothing to do with the case. Many languages do not know the genus at all: he, she and it merge into one unshakable place-name, which does not even allow to determine the spiritualization / inanimation.

You are lucky men. You have a soul between your feet and you can put it, and women have a void instead of a soul that needs to be filled. Always hunt for souls.
The Vampires! →
We need to use coal for prevention.

xxx: I hope that copywriters will have their own personal hell, where they will be roasted by pirates.
Pirates are in hell for what?
This is a paradise for pirates :)

A young girl came to work with us and immediately attached the name of Bagira to her. She was proud to compare herself to the Panther. And later, after time, she explained the meaning of the word baggage.