From personal observations, the series "only in Russia"

In the civilized world, people go to sex shops in order to fuck someone with the help of things purchased there.
In Russia, they go to sex shops to give someone something bought there and thus fuck it beautifully.

I went to Mac Donalds with students, paid a 16-year-old student for some food and refused to take the money.
I: I don’t spend money with girls until 18 years old.
She (attentive): Do you hope to be paid with interest in a couple of years?

On the issue of elections:

“A bad government is chosen by good people who do not go to elections.” Winston Churchill. He was far from stupid.

D: Who will go?
A: They go on Friday.
D: And where then?
A: At nine in the evening.

1: fuck I want to go on vacation at Bora-Boa
2: Sassy Writing

Why drugs when there is inets?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Better than drugs. They at least sometimes let go.

The People!
That new law does not provide for 2 hours of Russian (!) 2 hours of mathematics a week, the rest for money, 2 hours of Reading and Writing and 2 hours of Arithmetics.
Thus e. Children will only learn to read and write.
An illiterate society is safer for power.

and yes. Our thus very shit medical care will cost money.
The law has already been passed, people. Many do not know.
Bring to the best and to your acquaintances!

Cat, admin and Che.

Full moon today. I washed my head and shaved. Every full moon I turn into a human being.

We have two children in the family, the older one is 3.5 years old and the younger one is 1.5. In this
The age of the youngest is constantly as if it was shrinking - you have to break it all and
to overthrow, for which we sometimes tell her not to behave as
The pig. And yesterday, I heard the eldest daughter reporting to her sister:
Stop the rubbish. Are you a pig or a child?! to

XXX: I’ve been holding on to him like a nasty wall for the third week!
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Is Medvedev reading BOR?
If he reads, what shit does he look like he doesn’t read?? to

XXX is hello. I ordered clients wedding shooting, the man is directly cast you, and the name is also Alexander))))))) even the manner of communication is the same
and Len.
YYY: I ordered a picture from you.

You are a fucker, Nibali Dybala.
nnn: right to write "debil", cretin
Yaya: right to write "cretein", aligofren
ccz: right to write "oligofren", eh... fool

I thought it was time to change something...
YYY: Has it already begun? Where did I begin?
I'm losing my shorts not to the left, but to the right.
YYY: Globally...

<Mike> Mary, I have invented a verse for you
<Mike> Micheal - Micheal ^__^
<Kiddor> about me
<Mike> Eimmmm
<Mike> I am afraid :(

Lithuanian authorities decided to hold a gay parade instead of the Victory parade, commenting: this is your victory, not ours. Their orientation begins to raise serious doubts.

We are building GRES in the city and once the builders decided to get stuck. They found somewhere a towel and pants, filled with t-shirts and sent the redest down the dam with the order to lie down. Next to the dam there is an administrative building where the chief is sitting. From there, the chief of the shift comes out, gets a cigarette and begins to melancholy stretch. At this point, the men drop the "maneken" down. Now imagine the boss’s reaction, he’s standing there smoking, he hears a wild mat from above and shouts: “Petrovich!” and sees a man flying down. His eyes are probably the size of a fifth. And now imagine his astonishment when the 'body' stands up, shakes off and says, 'Well, it's not lucky all day. It was funny, and the brigade was deprived of the prize.

I don’t know what the fucking thing is going on in Russia. How can you give a conditional sentence to the pedophile Bleptsov, whose guilt was proven in court!!! to
The world’s toughest punishment for crimes against minors. This villain raped a 5-year-old girl and was released straight into the courtroom.

Let this creature judge burn in hell!!!! to

The head of the road department of the Kirov region commented on the action of motorists to measure the depth of debris on the streets of the city and the subsequent appeal of citizens to the prosecutor’s office:
"Well, some incomprehensible people have left, something has been mixed up there, something will be written somewhere. Do they believe that in Kirov or in the Kirov region the services that are responsible for this do not know that they have such holes with such parameters on these roads? Of course they know well.”
The unsatisfactory state of the Kirov roads, he naturally explains by such a banal factor as the lack of money. What needs are properly paid by motorists transport tax (which increased by 2.5 times), Zapolski did not specify.

This is shit, citizens!

XXX is what. We drink, we do not touch anyone, two versions with machine guns and helmets are rolled.
xxx: They say "You have an alarm button here". I say, “Where do we have the alarm button?” and the blonde asks, “Hey, can I meet you?” and the board asks, “Hey, can I take a photo of you?” and only one, the most accused, asks, “Are you probably going to the head office?”