“In every joke there is a share” – the words of any governor of any city.

Group of VK on legal automakers. Question: A theoretical question. There are two twin brothers. For the purpose of saving, only one gets the rights (go in as in turn:)), but they ride in turn for one w. The inspector has suspicions about this, how can he bring them to clean water, if desired?
One of the answers pleased me:
In England, one murderer was justified because they couldn’t figure out whether it was him or his twin brother.

Now it’s enough to make money to buy what you want – and you don’t need to “deliver” through familiar women’s boots or children’s sandals. Moreover, it has become difficult to leave the store without buying in principle - you need sellers and manufacturers.
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Oh well? Probably writes "a strictly standard person". Real people are much more complicated. "You are too fat/fat/long/short to your size". You have too short legs for such a volume of thighs/too thin neck for such a width of shoulders. "This season is fashionable squeeze and narrow nose, and the figure you will find on your foot with bones/with high lift/with great fullness". Oh there is! The size suited... but god, why all this lurex and glitter?! A, there is no lurex and splash... but at the price for the entire salary. As if the shops are full, and if you want to buy something, you will not pick up.

Received another letter from advertisers: "CALENDAR ALL TO CONCORDANCE ( CHECK OBLIGATELY FALSE)" I check with triple attention.

Why do you need a hard sign and the letter "yo"?
In order to disappear

And sometimes there are such that even the light of the carcass is hysterical, why she is not a model of zero size on the photos, brainwashing around the clock, threats, and the remaining half of the fee try to get from her.
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Do not confuse. This is not the problem of the fat bride, but the problem of the inadequate bride. Among the slim-beautiful, there are also spiders that will eat your brain with a small spoonful, but have digged up to the fat for some reason. And in general, photographers want to wish that at their wedding there is the same fucking photographer, let them feel.

Russian journalists are such journalists... Guess what title they gave the article on the news site about the first man-synchronist in Russia? "Ends in the Water", your mother!

[12:18:37] xxx: a guy orders a dishwasher: unpacked, new, I want!
[12:19:01] xxxh: our ordered, the supplier said, all okay, will
[12:19:11] xxxh: before delivery says it will not be
[12:19:16] xxxx: the customer is complaining
[12:19:47] xxxh: our buy this dishwasher from a competitor, take a guy at +200$
[12:20:38] he unpacked and issued: I was brought from another store this dishwasher with this scratch 3 weeks ago for the price of minus $200 from yours!

About the alimony.
How well you write! How it sounds!

Women, respect men, even the former ones. andquot;

The former man sounds proud.

You are not right, you are wrong.
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The man is different in the fact that he is responsible for his actions, and not the actual MPH (he has no one in Thailand).
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This man is different from the fool in that he is responsible for his actions.

I should have seen the broken eyes of my husband))) I broke him the pattern)))
And yes, it helped ?
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During my turbulent youth I met in a cafe with two girls. Then we went to the night club... They got well there and I went to accompany them. One fell to sleep, the other fell to me... In general, the one with whom we didn’t sleep almost until the morning, the next day was the object of wild envy of the second. And not because she had a night of sex, but because she didn’t have a headache and she felt normal.
Probably the hormonal shock defeated the hamster.=))

It is necessary, and it is also necessary to legally fix the norm, on the provision of a full report, on the spending of alimony. And then we know how money is spent – sighi, vodka and hajali. A child’s pants are not bought.
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Let’s be honest, your ex-child’s trousers and pants are bought, because in your hysterical urge to punish grandmother you are ready to leave him naked. In front of the anonymous, what to crack out of?

I feel impure.
I sleep carefully under the screams of cockroaches.

Then you started a black strip, you got fired and can’t find a job. Alimentation has to be paid anyway.
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Boy, I’ll tell you one thing, it may seem incredible to you, but it’s true. The child eats wants every day, you can not so that fed from the bubble and the next time the folder will find work. And it grows and grows, and it grows. It is like dancers in which you cut yourself instead of digging your nose in search of work, not putting a break. In general, to be fired before finding a new job in the presence of alimony/credit is a bad idea. So here is not the laws are bad, but your folder who when realized that he is not a man from a son grows up, and do not understand who, did not turn off the terebonch to you so that you did not accidentally multiply.

Sometimes men have a double mindset.
"Women want sex" is interpreted as "women are ready at any time with any ugly ugly ham, virtuously puddled with "let's fight" instead of "hello, I'm called Stacy" - of course, women like "want" do not confirm, even an attractive man will attract far from any moment in life, and due to two-dimensional thinking it turns into "women don't want sex at all, I do men a favor" (and if somebody suddenly wants, and even from the former, not paying alimony, it's "an upset thing" - why no one asked what he's sleeping with her, gone away?)

When our resource manager said that a team of developers was recruiting for National Geocraphic, the whole room felt like a joke season was opening. But as soon as it turned out that we needed Python programmers, everyone relaxed, because the best joke the customer has already come up with without us.

We will change apartments.
I have a mortgage. Do you take?
XXX: Why not? It is important that you continue to pay your mortgage properly.

Well - offered the former, as they separated, just come to visit each other purely for physical closeness (with this affair everything was mutually pleased, but on domestic issues did not get along), each has his own housing, there are no children, accordingly, there is no need for money on his part. He is not pleased - no one can cook / clean up.

In other words, about names.
We had at the previous job the head of the SB by the name Blueak.
And if the secretary answered the question "Can I go to the boss?" and "The boss Sinyak," our locals understood that it was better not to go there.
Outside visitors thought the boss was ashamed of his appearance. Or with whom he is talking.

Once, at 4 years old, I decided to hit my parents.
The other day we were at a guest house where the children had a set.
"Young magician" with Amayak Akopain on the box.
I did not have such wealth, but who-cho
I invented.
The parents sit on the couch and wait. Curtains
Closed, the light is turned off. In the center of the room -
There are stairs of different heights.
Outside the door I announce the number - "The Magic Staircase".
I celebrate and climb the stairs.
The chairs. Behind me, thundering, a child's hair
a toy board, driven, undoubtedly, by force
of thought. Absolutely white in the dark.
the thread that connects the tail to my finger))))
My parents were delighted, so I
Repeat the climb and descent five times.
I understood that there was a need for ovation.
I am grateful that they haven’t roasted. I would probably,
I didn’t hold up ?