Two Blondes in the Metro: Prospect of the World. The next station of Riga"
We go out next.
And they go out.

I want to sleep
Oh well, then a quiet night.
WOW: What about you?
Oh, and I have a quiet night.

Advertisers are burning. Advertising "Computer assistance" on the hostel of the Nizhny Novgorod Institute of Information Technologies.

XsmartS: Before the salary, the boss calls, and asks to go to the staff department, to sign up for the bills... I go, two cute girls sit. A translator and translator. I greeted them in the park and gave them this phrase: "Let’s register and I’ll go". I see both of them, and the translator says: "Well, you will first decide..." and the libu presses))I did not go into the essence of the said continued: "Of course, I will determine where I am here, and there you can feel something pleasant inside.". Both fell under the table in hysteria))I was crying while I was walking around the office))

x(00:13:46 29/08/2010)
So I try to know you better.

y (00:13:59 29/08/2010)
And suddenly I will disappoint you...

y (00:16:17 29/08/2010)
I am rude, evil, high.

x (00:16:35 29/08/2010)
I’m a selfish man and I’m scattered.

x(00:16:52 29/08/2010)
We are the perfect couple.
) ) )

Announcement on freelance.ru:

“WEB STUDIO THE ROUND QUADRATE requires a good website designer on a constant basis.”

What kind of girls do you like?
They are non-smokers
The non-drinkers
Is that all the requirements? and :)
Well, the appearance is also important!
He: I think the girl should be gentle, kind. Not to be!
She is *ROFL*
He: And she also has to divorce!
He: There must be something in it...

Sericoff: Imagine, sitting such a little boy of five years at the television, watching the video of Makarevich on some music channel.

sericoff: and says: -"Something this man from the SMAK late into the broadcast went!"

My childhood ended when I learned that ninja turtles fought a paper destroyer all their lives.

One day we sit with friends in the universe (in Malaysia), and our friend (the most humble creature) passes by with a new haircut on the head: is it an Iroquois, is it a new type of oak.
Have you cut your hair?
and yes!! to
Why exactly so?
There is no need to fall asleep when you are shaved by a Malay pedic.

= the dinar
Kazakhstan

by adikob :
Female friendship, yopt
by adikob :
The youngest sister (4 years old) walks around the room with a toy phone and talks to someone and shares her experiences with him, etc.
by adikob :
after she"hangs the phone", I begin, together with my second sister (9 years old), to ask
They found that the children had mutual feelings.
by adikob :
The second sister asks for a tube, said to talk to Andrew
by adikob :
“Hello, and you know that Dean loves you? not knowing? Here is this. Are you her? Do you hate it???? to
Danny, he hates you!!! to
by adikob :
Exemplary sisters

Yesterday I ate the strawberries. Now I am all (
I don’t eat the strawberries very much.
Are you also allergic?
Iris is no. It smells like Gandalf.)
What kind of Gandhi? O_O
Irene: Don’t be stupid. Of course the strawberries.

You like to raise your voice on other people often.
WOW: What did you get from?
You have an unnatural left hand.

This is an ordinary software company day. Three floors of various aithishnikovs are working hard.
A security guard runs into the open space, where 20 admins and 100 developments sit, and cries:
Men, who understands computers?

The Curtain

It turned out that his program for video surveillance cameras in the trio collapsed

Does it make sense to program in QBasic?
- Of course teaches, it is based on a couple of jokes in Futurama.

VaLerka: I was here while looking for photoshop brushes and got on a website with advertising for prostitutes in Moscow.
VaLerka: The cost of their services is 4000 rubles an hour, the minimum working time is 2 hours.
VaLerka: I was disappointed in the profession of lawyer when I accidentally saw on the Internet that prostitutes earn for 2 hours as much as I do for a month of work.

Part of the article on one of the news sites:

The Krasnoyarsk unit of Interpol is looking for a dangerous criminal who, using the carelessness of citizens, cut off the scrotum of passers.

xxx: All headphones with rubber - an hour hurt the ears, and in these hearts!

Yyy: Yes, it’s really strange why your ear hurts from your headphones.

White days: Sometimes it seems to me that parents are NPCs. Do the same until you complete the quotation.

I haven’t touched my buttocks for six months.
F.P.What? what? What did you say?
Larry: I say, the weather is not right.