You haven’t seen me alone at home.
The captain would not say more beautiful.

I was wrong :(
yyy: "I corrected" and "I was wrong" - that's all
This is all I need from the developer :D
XXX: I have written...

There are seven very carefully selected people in the world who hold the so-called “internet keys.” These are electronic cards containing a code. In the event of a global hacking attack, “Internet Guards” will be immediately transported to a U.S. military base where they activate their keys and then the global network will be disconnected. They will be able to restore everything. These are the true rulers of the world. Its members meet four times a year for an official key check ceremony. Not a bad story for a film about capturing the world.

Ron: I have been all my life. He designed the cage so that the lion was an integral part of it. When the cell is initialized, the lion is automatically generated inside.

Olegator: this is the main thing not to forget to document, or someone will try to generate a cage for themselves, and there is a lion.

Commentary on the newly-coloured logo of the Voronezh region:

xxx: as yesterday discovered in the logo are seen ass and chewbacks

Japanese censorship once again impressed
xxx: at the beginning of the porn video closed with squares all the street around the silhouettes of the main characters

Contextual advertising simultaneously offers pre-order of HoMM VII and delivery of food to the home. Sickness and infection (

Turn on the TV.
Penguins sing about the taste of toilet paper.
Shut off the TV.
But how can I develop it now?

by Dmitry Zay. How are you?
Dmitry: Hi
by Dmitry : )
Vladivostok is fucking
I was scared.)

For the Chinese, there is nothing impossible.

No, I can understand everything. I can understand people who are looking to conduct thermonuclear synthesis in the microwave, I can understand those who are looking for sex shops for their fantasies. But those who are looking for elite, electric and automatic masturbators in Yekaterinburg, I can’t understand the nihua.
It’s crazy, probably from Apple.

Only when we lose everything to the end we find freedom

yyy: Oh, and the signs of interruption are clearly on this list.

The Jew asks:
Imagine you’ll die in 30 seconds, what would you say?
Everyone lies, I owe nothing to anyone.

I call:

Call me a country with a developed culture and no implanted vaccination that has problems with infant mortality. I do not know such.

The United States. In 1979, an outbreak of paralytic polio was in the Amish community that did not practice vaccination. Since then, 162 cases of the disease have been recorded in the United States. The number, of course, is small, but these 162 people are not easier than that. And now imagine that all the surroundings of these people are not vaccinated, and your child included. Some left-handed guy sneezes at him in the transport or on the street - and all, hello.

What can be the quarrel between normal people and zombies who have not been vaccinated against zombie-apocalyptic malaria?
In short, I don't know, maybe it's not news for someone, but to survive, not only in Russia, but to survive in general, you have to use your head. No, I am not about food. Not about the hat. And don’t have to cut nuts with it. You have to think about it, always. There is no black and white, it does not happen that all doctors are either gods or conovals. They are wrong. You see a mistake – make sure it’s a mistake, and finding the right solution is your life! You have to think about every step. Before vaccination, follow all recommendations and take all tests. The anti-vaccination sentiment is like an attempt to ban the knives at the state level in response to an incident when the dwarf was not ordered to put the knife in his eye, and he still knocked and died - the wild is dull and terrible.
The bombardment did not stand. I generally find it hard to hold back Fus Ro Da when idiots begin to teach.

Mercedes produced a batch of cars specifically for sale in Russia. For example, on the rear glass of such a car already grafted the inscription "To Berlin"

This is just September 1st, and the friki is already in full arms.

I have not remembered such a concentration of customer delusion for a long time.

...
What about the XXXX account?
Everything is ready, you can take it.
So what, seriously? (with a sincere surprise in the voice)
Yes of course. In your account it is stated, “The goods are available.”
And right here everything is ready? (with a clear suspicion)
Again I say, “Everything is ready, you can take it.”
I’ll call you back in a week, I’ll clarify.

...
I need a D6xD10.
Yes, please have it available.
Write down the address to which the banner will be sent.
In the sense? We work on prepayment - we issue you an invoice, you pay it and after that we are ready to send you the cargo by the transport company.
She... It won’t go that way. I know you! All the time you want. You send me first, I will deliver them, and if the installation works, then may be I will pay you for them.

...
"You sent me a bill, but there is a 8mm angle in the first position, and we need a 10. Correct your mistake and rewrite your account.
There is no mistake, it is a 10mm angle.
I think it is 8.
What did you take? This catalog number clearly identifies a specific position. This is a corner for a profile of 40x40 with a 10 mm waist.
and no. It is 8 mm. I moved.
...??? to
I picked up the ambulance and moved into the catalog. You also took the catalog on the site and measured the line on the monitor. It is 8 mm.
Eeee... (pause for roasting and retention of rust). Do you have this catalog open now?
and yes.
There’s a “+” sign for scale, you see? Press and measure again.
Yes yes yes. Oh! And now 10!
Well, I told you!
Okay, then I’m waiting for a reworked account with a new corner.
I sent it to you this morning.
and no. That account was before I pressed the plush. The corner has changed too. Repeat it.

...
And the final:
Can you send us the goods after payment?
- On your order the goods are available, without 100% prepayment we do not ship the goods.
Well, understand, we really need to get it this week. We will not have this amount until Friday, and from Monday our company will be closed.

This is just the beginning of autumn.

You write badly about Jews - anti-Semitic, about Negro - racist, about homosexuals - homophobic, about Russians - an honest and bold liberal journalist.

Today, during sex, my fitness bracelet informed me that I had just taken the necessary 8,000 steps.

Currently ruling Emperor Akihito is a direct descendant of the first Emperor Jimmu, who founded Japan in 711 BC. The Beautiful. This is how people manage the country."
"The ruler", "know how to govern"... You know, they were not close to half the time to rule - the era of the shogunate and other matchmaking in the teeth.
And what was not interrupted (at least officially) is good, it is not taken away. The people during all the coup d’état could not imagine the apocalyptic blow of the tobacco.