It is good to have a cat.
A cup of sausages, sausages,
Food in canned and dry.
A bowl full of water.
A carpet to sleep softly.
There is a couch for the cohti to beat,
to bite, to bite,
Hugging and Snooping,
There are household shoes.
There is carnage, there is carnage.
Moving the pot down.
Falling from the window
I would like to do so too...
It is good to have a cat.
Never sad with him.
A soft shrimp,
I will push home.

Ilya (09:37:31 4/06/2010)
The pirate was now

Andrei (09:37:56 4/06/2010)
What happened?

by Ilya (09:38:16 4/06/2010)
I got into the trunk... and it got stuck... I ran fast.

Andrei (09:38:34 4/06/2010)
Issue

by Ilya (09:38:42 4/06/2010)
I jumped into the first cabin... dropped my pants... Well, that’s all in anticipation.

by Ilya (09:38:56 4/06/2010)
Here the shit and the light is gone.

by Ilya (09:39:04 4/06/2010)
Chatted there.

by Ilya (09:39:14 4/06/2010)
I am betrayed and there is nowhere to go.

Andrei (09:39:24 4/06/2010)
What has missed?

Ilya (09:39:42 4/06/2010)
Well, I sat down... on the phone a candle... and here I understand that there are no papers... Yes, the harsh truth of life has never taught me to check whether there is toilet paper in the public toilet.

Andrei I will kill you. (09:40:24 4/06/2010)

Sometimes in the morning one day you create a kind of stormy activity, and then you get excited and work all day.

I wanted an apple. went to the store. there is a plate with red apples and underneath it two price markers "Green" and "I still don’t remember a shit". Are there any green apples? The seller says there is nothing. Please toss one. She weighs me a red apple. Seeing my shining eyes, he says. These are green apples. I - oh, slowly going crazy... She - well in the sense we ordered them as green, and brought these, the price is one, so we sell them as green... I sit and eat red green apples.

Suslichek

Yesterday I heard a mother on the street cries to her child:
Don’t go there, you’ll be all rough!
This is the difficult childhood of the Terminator.

xxx: This "principally new operating device" in two days downloaded more than 10 million. and man! to warm! The counter rotates like a crazy!
YYY: It’s just a fundamentally new counter.

In the end, I translated it to him, moved to the archive, filled with a password in the name, this archive uploaded to the ball, saved the link to the textbook, textbook moved to the archive, uploaded the archive to the speedbook, saved the link to the textbook, moved to the archive textbook. I sent him a mail with the inscription pass the quest.

Fuck, I did that myself.
He only often sparked the archive, wrote a hint in the explanation to the archive, the archive itself with a long Russian name poured on the Yandex disk. I copied the resulting mileage link, and inserted a text layer of gray with a kegel 3-5 into the photoshop in a corner of bmpshkg with a resolution of 9999x9999 white, on which I painted many lines of the same gray color. The resulting file under 50 meters I beat on several archives and poured on different file exchangers. You say there is nothing to do during the session.

Only in Russia on a round pit, which on the playground can be planted yellow flowers sign of radiation.

A little bit of shit about the bolgenos :)
The fact 1. There are more than 10 million in the country. Dolls
The fact 2. More than 10 million Primarily New Dolls
The fact 3. * from comments* Gates is nervously smoking in the side
Fact of 4. Both in this OS are also principally nooic! Yes Yes Yes!
Fact of 5. The guy is really going to succeed! ?

And the following (I liked it very much):
"Russian schoolchild managed to get rid of what is in principle impossible to get rid of."

The dialogue.
“Well, imagine you’re stuck at 6 a.m. and stealing the castle leading to the roof in someone else’s entrance. What will you say?
I am accidentally.

The Best Graphic Editor: Imaging! Load and enjoy.
Sorry, I cannot keep it.
xxx: can not be saved, but can be printed))
YYY: How is it?
xxx on paper
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Only a plugin is needed - finished painting)

XXX: Who are you working for?
Tagged: marketer
A market expert?
Tagged: Bazaarologist

xxx: I recently saw a healthy pork in a bus on 12cm spikes. Those who are under her weight.
xxx: the hope was to see the sitting people raise their legs when she was hoisted on the trunks
xxx: will come such and will be "square fracture" of the ankle

dm53: the book "Ossoi himself C++ in 24 hours" with the size of 448 pages alarms

Go, so with my boyfriend, discuss the model of shoes that I liked. Here is a girl in exactly such.We looked around her, I say:
Did you look at the same thing as I did?
and yes.
For what?
In the ass...

I sit in a room with Linux. Condor is working on full, everything is in the shell. Recently, a new guy was planted to us, he is a fox from our "cold", and then says:

I understood everything! Linux – Penguins – Antarctica... Frostbite!

Andjey (09:53:53 4/06/2010)
I went in the morning to the emobooks, took the signed acts to write off the equipment.
One act is a masterpiece of our accounting!
In the column "the name of the written equipment" stands a small, modest letter "yo".
The act was signed by all members of the committee.
We have officially written off the balance sheet of the office the letter "yo"!

Five minutes later, the door rings:
Whom to you?

We go home and help people fight depression, do you need help?
No, thank you, we are already drinking.

<Olo> a beautiful, glamorously dressed and fashionably painted girl in the subway at the peak hour on the spikes causes nothing but sympathy
<Olo> she scratches the escalator thinly with the buttocks
<Olo> and those around her accompany her with hungry eyes with the thought "when she gets full, fool";;

The USB keyboard?
CyberBabay: No, PS/2
mrbelyash: And after the restart?
CyberBabay: Don't believe, after rebooting the keyboard also PS/2