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[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115719
 05.07.2015
Irish journalist Brian McDonald analyzed Western press materials about Russia and concluded that many of the authors can be diagnosed with "Russophrenia". They are confident in Russia’s complete and rapid collapse and at the same time fear that Russia will conquer the whole world.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115718
 05.07.2015
xxx: In the diffuses, however, to the outlines of all the inters, especially as their prede explained to us on the example of the reproduction of carases in the radioactive pond.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115717
 05.07.2015
I have a cat sleeping, stepping his head into the notepad, his back legs into me, putting his front leg on my arm and confidently opening a warm bottle.
XX: I can do nothing. I am loving

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115716
 05.07.2015
Website with the text of the song from the film "The Republic of Skyd" - "A cat has four legs".

The only comment:

"1 milltos (02.09.2012 19:59)
Per the question is not on the subject, but no one will tell the site where you can order radio components to independently solder the security system for the home, for the car, so that it is not worse than the industrial in characteristics? Thank you in advance"

Why not on the subject? Directly profiled question

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115715
 05.07.2015
In general cool, the Kremlin screams about the rating of 98%, and at the same time hastily stamps laws on permission to shoot in the crowd.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115714
 05.07.2015
I go with a girl from work.
I want something. I would eat a sandwich now.
Come and do, eat and eat.
We come, we do, we eat.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115713
 05.07.2015
My girlfriend seems to be in the mortal combat IRL and which has been beating a single reception for a week - NEDAVALITY :(
~ ~ ~ ~
I read and remembered the joke:
The husband demands from his wife a kindness, and she does not agree. Her husband is:
So why not?
The cat...
What fucking cat?
I can’t... He’s watching.
The husband throws the cat out of the room and goes back. The Wife:
The hammer.
He’s still behind the refrigerator!
I want him to watch.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115712
 05.07.2015
xxx read your blog
XXX: The Last Composition
XXX: Short but Funny
XXX: I probably read it.
YYU: No, not alone Google and Yandex bots were noticed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115711
 05.07.2015
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Where does the one-eyed snake go?
by Pilot
In the chocolate eye.
A single-eyed serpent owes nothing to anyone.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115710
 05.07.2015
School years (mid-1990s, a small military town). One of his classmates broke his finger during a football game. He could walk, but his foot did not get into his shoes. The parents managed to buy exactly the same shoes as Lehi already had, only two or three sizes larger, he was walking in the same shoes of different sizes.

A couple of years passed, the only shoe shop in our town became somewhat sad in terms of range, the market in the neighboring village sold mostly some sort of Chinese nightmare at the price of normal shoes, and Loisha just grows up to the bots bought on gips and sadness did not know. So I understood the meaning of the proverb “There would be no happiness, but misfortune helped.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115709
 05.07.2015
xxx: We build a temple, we put a penny in it for the construction of the temple, on a portion of the money earned from the penny, we build another temple, we put another penny in it for the construction of the temple. Thus, we have two temples and two treasures: on one we really build temples with treasures, and on the other - we decorate and live beautifully! All subsequent pieces are distributed 50 by 50 in the same way.
Q: How do you feel about this business?
The inventor of the bicycle is crying bitterly on the side.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115708
 05.07.2015
DecadenceLar: I'm probably the only person to whom Google on request "porno" releases a Wikipedia article about pornography

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115707
 05.07.2015
I saw the rainbow after the movie today – beautiful! - the end of the rainbow was driven from my point of view just to the Sberbank branch))) This is a sign!!! Now I know where the treasure of trolls))) The current to dig there to go the eye (

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115706
 05.07.2015
A couple of years ago, a charity fund, the head of which among our local intellectuals is considered a benchmark of honesty and often speaks on television with stories about how important it is to live by conscience. There is a sluggish trial (five or six people dropped), but it is continuously delayed, the end is not visible. After another meeting, the acquaintance declares:

And whoever again says the word “conscience” at me, will get the mouth!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115705
 05.07.2015
The evil queen has enchanted me, and now I am forced to drink beer every night.
My love will help remove the curse.
It is superfluous.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115704
 05.07.2015
Just two facts from the official US statistics:
More than 45 million people are forced to receive bread by coupons.
52% of U.S. households pay more than their incomes
For now, this shaky structure is held by lending/re-crediting and the shadow economy. But the laws of development of societies are harsh, so there are 5-8 years left.

There are no such data. It is the Russian media painting according to the instructions from above what they will think. Here’s what we’re going to crash in five years, I can still imagine, with such a “creative” government, in the West, at least someone is solving the problems of their country. But if you believe in this fall of the United States, put money on it, you will earn millions. Probably though.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115703
 05.07.2015
And yet interestingly, I slept with three 17-year-olds - 22. Breivik killed 77 people, if I am not mistaken, also schoolchildren are mainly 21.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115702
 05.07.2015
A gay couple cannot have children, so decided nature. You don’t want to think, why?
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And, strangely enough, children cannot be born to some completely heterosexual couples. Both are healthy and both want children. You don’t want to think about why nature has decided so and why these people don’t run away, but try to have a child with each other? Sometimes thinking is useful. This is how we differ from animals.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115701
 05.07.2015
The girlfriend complains (orphography preserved)
XXX: This is a double-value assessment. I don’t want to have 3 in Russian in my diploma!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115700
 05.07.2015
For a long time we had an old lying noisy computer. On the whole day, in the evening after turning off from the sudden silence there was a feeling of a whirlwind on my head. I finally bought the book. No matter how I go into the room, the first thought in my head: "and that this man is so enchanted sitting in front of the switched off comp? Do you sleep with your eyes open? Is he dead?"
And then I realize that the book is included, and the husband is alive. Well relatively. Is a person considered alive who sits behind a comp 10-12 hours a day all weekends, if he has a lawn, sunshine and a woman in a swimsuit on a trampoline jumps?

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