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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111749
 06.04.2015
They will try to create an eternal engine.

The eternal engine needs eternal details... and who will release them?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111748
 06.04.2015
The subordinate writes:
Irina: I have a parental meeting today - I wanted to ask you to leave at 17:00 :$
Okay, I will leave at 17.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111747
 06.04.2015
In the anti-world, horses live in a camp and steal the Gypsies.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111746
 06.04.2015
The Neighbors :
The Virgin Oret:
Seriously!! and Sergei! He begins to cry, Serzhengkaaa! Fuck the shit! I hate you! The cock!
Again a complaint: Seriously!
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So the police need to be called - the wicked has just struck Serroju.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111745
 06.04.2015
Everything flows when nothing changes. Proved by JCH.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111744
 06.04.2015
I feel like coffee in Turkish.
How is it?
Let’s go, dogs, to the bowl!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111743
 06.04.2015
Comments on the film:
X-Film roasted we and the cockroaches.
Thank you very much "x"!!! The description did not give an idea of the film. Your comment helped a lot.
I know, I will not push.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111742
 06.04.2015
From the discussion news: "The pursuit of the British submarine for Russian ships ended in a blow to the ice"

>>Caperang Umka will drill a hole under the next order, no other!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111741
 06.04.2015
KIRAKIR: Ah, such a happiness, and so bad about 3.14bat!!! to
It is about 2,718 bats!!! Write more literally!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111740
 06.04.2015
There is such a technique of home magic: if you are waiting for a phone call, and it is not, you have to start doing things that will prevent you from responding immediately. I helped at different times: to start mixing the paste, to get out to take the garbage. When the child was small, it was great to put it in place for an hour and a half, and then wait a couple of minutes.

In general, the child is in school, the garbage is taken after yesterday’s cleaning, the doctor forbids me from making cakes – I don’t even know how to call a potential employer.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №111739
 06.04.2015
They just couldn’t talk. They lived in a community, all in one place. They did nothing, only quarreled, gathered and beat each other. Sitting around the fire. They produced choral sounds remotely reminiscent of songs. So it went year after year. They became more and more stupid and stupid.
Stand to stand. Didn’t primitive humans evolve?
What about primitive people? I am talking about "House-2"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111738
 06.04.2015
I worked as a taxi driver.
It was a full moon night. At 11:30 I received the order: "Cemetary".
"Are they satanists?"—I thought and didn’t go there.

(A couple of weeks later, I learned from other taxi drivers that there was a private cabin nearby that few people knew about. And the staff, desperate to tell her where she was, began to order "to the cemetery".)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №111737
 06.04.2015
Greet me! I have filed for a divorce.)
Congratulations to! We need to delight the girls. such a man and without a grandmother))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111736
 06.04.2015
Abzy: Let me first look at Wikipedia what a plugin is.
Plugin: an independently compiled software module.
Abbey to Fuck! It’s not easier hour by hour.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111735
 06.04.2015
The elderly began to register the middle daughter’s mailbox. The younger made hysteria: “I want my mailbox!!!” Sitting in the mailbox too!!!" A long oral I went out to cook, asking the elderly to read him or include the cartoon.
I say silence. The older ones turned out brilliantly: placed the younger (he is 3 years old) in a cookie box, announcing that it is a mailbox. Sitting there was comfortable, by the way.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111734
 06.04.2015
The Neighbors:
The Virgin Oret:
Seriously!! and Sergei! He begins to cry, Serzhengkaaa! Fuck the shit! I hate you! The cock!
Again a complaint: Seriously!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111733
 06.04.2015
Well, then you can approximately imagine a person’s reaction to this answer:
Do you have the tubes tied? (A question to me from an unfamiliar aunt on a walk - I went with three children)
And with you?
I thought she would sink...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111732
 06.04.2015
I thought here. It would be cool, twist the scraps into the auto-responsor, like in the ash. Here you are watching a filmmaker fit, someone writes to you, and he fights and communicates, saying, "Distance, disgusted, not for you my online burns."

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111731
 06.04.2015
Better a man in a sleeve.
In the sleeve? Maybe in the hands?
No, it is in the sleeve that it is more reliable.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111730
 06.04.2015
I bought a pack of fresh soil for transplantation of indoor flowers, and it is sold only in a very large package. In general, all were transplanted, and the land remains a third of the package. She closed it tightly and put it in the warehouse.

On the weekend, the husband for some reason used to this warehouse, stumbled on a bag with soil. He asks, what is it and if it is necessary. I answer: "Do not touch, this is my land!". Now he rages over me, calls me landowner and capitalist.

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