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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31209
 08.06.2010
PM: I am sick
QA: For whom?
PM: This season I am sick for the complete destruction of air conditioners at weddings

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31208
 08.06.2010
Bernie Ecclestone has proposed to the government of Sochi to hold the Russian Grand Prix in autumn 2014 after the Olympics.
xxx: Imagination paints skyscrapers in the pitstop, skiers on the track.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Interesting, Peter is fucking there?
Oh Webber! Fuck the monkey, you won’t miss again, I’ll break your face!
Watt Yu Sey?
A great pilot, men!

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31207
 08.06.2010
Lelapalatute: we have a new customer

Lelapalatute: a company called "HoneyCall"

Lelapalatute: here’s who you need to be, shob so in Russia the company to be called...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31206
 08.06.2010
xxx: I have a question. The Contex Long Love Condoms
yyy: well we tried)) the sensitivity really decreases))) in us it decreased so much that the pishun decided that well this is all on the figure and go to bed))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31205
 08.06.2010
Application to IT

From :
Sent: Monday, June 07, 2010 4:00 PM
to :
Subject: The Aunt

Hope (do not have hope)

The computer must be in place (sorry for the mistake)

Office of Microsoft Power 97
2nd athletics
3 Photography
4 pipeline
He wants Assisi.
6 shoppers
7 columns in the monitor
8. well and the camera or built-in or as I have at home at...... hanging on the monitor well there that would be the horns to scratch well you understand me

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31204
 08.06.2010
A acquaintance tells us: on Thursday we go to the doctor with our daughter, we walk in the courtyard, the chorus... cacao.
Oh, Mom, look at the horror!
Oh yes, the chorus.
Oh, how nice he is!
Mother: Yes, it is cute.
What is it that falls from his mouth?
...
This is not a morrow...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31203
 08.06.2010
Q: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????!!!! to
A: What is what?
Q: I poured the last drops of kefir into the glass and got excited.? to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31202
 08.06.2010
Afina
Will Belausich realize that I will not appear to him in the middle of that?
Afina
I have a rate of 38 and above.
Afina
I lay on the pillows.
mc_kassandra
He will not understand, he will be angry.
Afina
Brushing every centimeter
Afina
Well, I can do nothing, the enlightenment of the scientist piece of my chest and 2 receptions from the doctor are assigned to me on Wednesday, please take this into account.
mc_kassandra
take into consideration, Sudarina, which I am a worm of the earth before the authority of the white man, will not understand my words he(
Afina
I will think of a heavy word... I will not bear my bully head, I will not bear the bully after the session, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will not bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear the bully, I will bear
mc_kassandra
Even if you are dead, you must appear on Wednesday, while the checking outcome will be really difficult and inexhaustible. I am not jealous of your health.
Afina
 OK, go back to the human language, modern, enriched with all kinds of stuff, on what subjects counter?
mc_kassandra
In the mail hangs a sacred leaflet with every poem.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31201
 08.06.2010
The paparazzi:
In fact, the speed of light is the limit for material bodies. Information can move at any speed.

and Nine:
How can information move at any speed?

Andrew the White Horse:
In the form of thought.

and Nine:
Thinking – she sits in her head. If theoretically the limit speed is the speed of light in the vacuum, what should be the emptiness under the skull to prevent thoughts from bursting so vividly?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №31200
 08.06.2010
22:49:45) Kurilov: And to whom did I give up?( by
(22:49:45) Vinnetu: the Japanese...

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31199
 08.06.2010
Timoha: It is great! You are not a robot, you can write to me.
Cheers to the robots! Kill all the people!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31198
 08.06.2010
Egyptian mummy of Pharaoh Ramses II has received a modern Egyptian passport. In 1974, Egyptologists discovered that the condition of the mummy of one of the most famous pharaohs for some reason deteriorates very quickly – literally not by days, but by hours. It was decided to take her for examination in Paris. Apparently to accelerate the processing of documents, in order to avoid the registration of its export as a cultural value, decided to make the mummy a passport. In the passport was indicated the name of the pharaoh – Ramses, and in the column “Profession” stood “King” and the note “sick”. When the plane with the mummy landed at Le Bourget Airport near Paris, he was greeted with all the honors that are usually rendered when meeting a royal person.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31197
 08.06.2010
Elena is Genoa!! You haven’t found the only one!!! to

PizzYesBall: a drying bottle of cold beer??))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31196
 08.06.2010
xxx: "According to some recent research, in the sigarets produced in the United States, there are a lot of concentrations and other evil things, than in any other";;;;;;;;;;;;;;
YYY: Well, the Russians do not normally put the concentrations :(

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31195
 08.06.2010
1 of 3 (((
321: What is it?
Remember, I said that I met a girl... from whom my butterflies in my stomach are ripping?
321 is out. and what?
And the doctor said it was gastritis (((

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31194
 08.06.2010
[23:01:38] <xxx> lan all while I’m fairy=)
[23:02:07] <yyy> xxx: two blondes twins you in a dream
[23:02:27] <zzz> and that they do not give you in the dream... :)
[23:02:35] <yyy> :-)
[23:02:45] <yyy> if they don’t give you to have to fuck the pink elephant
[23:02:58] <yyy> he always gives

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31193
 08.06.2010
xxx: ordered a sign on the door
xxxx: mistake in size
xxx: now I have a 4 on 1.5 meters
XXX is 4.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31192
 08.06.2010
xxx: Pregnant, in the evening in the park, while doing his need, behind the gay stepped... o_o
YYY: Hm... and who who?
XXX: You are going.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31191
 08.06.2010
From the Diaries:

Lucy15
18:19 to the head.
How fucking to put it on!! to

GoroWilliams
07.06.2010, 18:22
A striking fuck.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31190
 08.06.2010
Alexey: Zoomer hasn’t hidden the porn yet))
Zoom: Where is it?
Zoomer: Oh, so why am I broken?

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