After the graduation, I stayed with a friend. The wife is also a former classmate, they are happy in marriage, a 15-year-old son. A woman in the kitchen makes a salad and says to her son:
Go to the store and buy olives.
C: This is how to buy condoms, so you can, and like olives to buy, so "Witch, run".

xxx you know...
In terms of price/quality ratio.
XXX: The shaggy hat has no equals!! to

Class: The class is. Video surveillance systems for the home are quite inexpensive, while knowing the login and password, you can view all your cameras from any comp (with an injection). You sit at work and watch how cats behave.)

Stratus: And there is no video-puzzling system for walking around the table?

from ZH:
In ancient Rome there was such a curse:
Let the earth be soaked for you, and let the dogs reach you easily.
We all remember Nihil, right?

by SvTol
There is no such concept as a bio-toilet in the village, there is a concept of a bio-field.
The Rebel
It contains biomass. With Bifidobacteria :D

Preparation for the submission of the Diploma Project

diamond
By the way, fun. Prepod on the economy when xxx checked the calculations, there he got a repayment period of 10 years, expensive equipment

diamond
He just pulled the wheel and all.

DIaMONd (11:45:21 9/06/2010)
Type 1 year

Sayor
Well, as I had, only I changed the sign C to +))

Sayor
Enterprise has become profitable

diamond
This is what all states do.

XXX: What kind of stuff?
yyy: details about an administrative offence against a legal person under Part 1 of Art. 8.21 CPA of the Russian Federation

asd

XXX: Only a self-driving board can compete with a self-driving board.

The drug in the pharmacy was burned.
Amam - give castors for eyelids, vermox from worms and proctosan from hemorrhoids
Papa - well and hematogenic, that is... to tea)

ZZZ: I am silicone clothes
ZZZ: Tits so funny so soft I constantly touch them
JJJ: You’re so stupid, you’re writing to me like this and I’m sitting next to the director.
ZZZ: Oh sorry

Do you like to argue?
Ekaterina: I do not like it. I love when they agree with me.)

I decided to see the Langolers again.
When the characters begin to get acquainted in the plane, the blind girl says that she is flying for surgery, and that according to the doctor, 70% of everything will go well and 40% that nothing will work.

Prayer (00:01:59 9/06/2010)
No, but suddenly we will drink too much and I will start to go, and you will not resist.

Sophia (00:02:12 9/06/2010)
Do not worry)

Sophia (00:02:14 9/06/2010)
I will be

Sophia (00:02:19 9/06/2010)
to resist)

Sophia (00:02:26 9/06/2010)
I will not drink too much.

Shepherd (00:03:05 9/06/2010)
Why is it called at sea?

Why is the Yellow Sea called?
Yyy: Out of the sea you come out all yellow, swimming yellow.
Why is black?
YYY: You come out black.
XXX is eeee. And the Japanese?
yyy: You come out like "arigat and worship everyone".
XXX: And from the Baikal?
You come out of Baikal drunk.

At work, we decide to buy a little sporinventurier to pump impotent IT bodies.
I sit at home and I get a message from a friend:
How do you look at 24kg?
The answer was born of itself:
With reverence and horror!

Booba: I’m fucked by your eternal passivity
Do you want me to be an asset sometimes?
I don’t want you to be such a pederast.

Wicked (21:15:53 8/06/2010)
Do you know what the Economic Analysis lecturer sent?

Dark Florian (21:16:09 8/06/2010)
to take tests?

The Wind (21:18:21 8/06/2010)
We have an email about the following content: dear students, I will not send exam tickets, so you will not need them! Have a vaseline tube and a towel with you. I will ask strictly. And attached data-picture with vaseline.

Wicked (21:18:44 8/06/2010)
Is it normal?

The Wind (21:19:12 8/06/2010)
Uncle under 50 years old

I have a fly in my pets.
I throw her out on the balcony and she reverses.
Quietly flying, sitting somewhere and burning.
Then we meet again with our eyes.
I throw it out on the balcony.
And she is back.
How hard it is! even at home.
To prove to the flies that I am the Lord of the Universe.

“Fighting for peace is like sex for virginity.”
It is not bad)
WOW: It’s like boiling water to cool.
Tagged: fucking
Tagged: macarons

my dad reminds me of the government) for a week as a broken toilet lid, and all questions about this he answers "and everything is okay" =)