My mother burned:

xxx (10:33:28 16/04/2013)
We have a problem!!! to
xxx (10:34:07 16/04/2013)
During the day, someone goes to the kitchen at the table and eats candy, fantasy laying in the hallway.
Dogs say they haven’t seen anyone.

XX: Why do teachers photographs at all in word? Why can’t they just send the archive photos?!? I still have to pull them out of the ward, process them...
NNN: They don’t understand that. We have the same doctors. We have reconciled.

dialogue on the topic "Is it comfortable to work with a crocodile in the zoo":
I think it’s great: you lie down all day, feeding regularly.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Every day a crowd comes and sees. Crocodile is unpleasant.
XXX: But they are feeding. In other words, it may be pleasant to him. Per it is a crocodile exhibitionist.
zzz: Then he should wear a coat and a hat... wait... OH SHI~...
Remember what the crocodile Gene looks like, right?

From the 4pda from the Google Glass discussion:

by aquavis,
Oh, just what kind of glasses with dop reality, Apple will release the next phone 1 mm thinner, here it will be a bomb)

There is a discussion of photos from one abandoned radio plant, with photos of the surroundings on one of which the old but whole Robotron PC 1715>
[Lazy]FF^o^X_X: I want a robot
I want a Soviet taxi.
<blinking photo with a factory-functioning taxi found>
[Lazy]FF^o^X_X: What kind of hero youth we are
[Lazy]FF^o^o^X_X: Everyone wants iPads and iPhones
[Lazy]FF^o^X_X:: and we want a robot and a taxi
We were born late.

XXX by Andrei?
YYY: No, but who is that?
XXX is collie.
YYY: Who are you calling?
xxx is miche.
And what about Andrew???? to

The man enters the room, carefully examining his palms.
What is interesting there?
I wanted to complain, but now I can’t find the cut 😉

It doesn’t matter what he said in the ZAGS – “Let’s go on the fuck,” the main thing was that the first word was “Yes!”

Statistics show that more and more people are looking for a job near their home.
XX: My boss went further – built an office next to his home
I’m running out every day now. (

I’m on the train and I’m watching advertisements. You know, there are such shit ads, with rotating triangles, three posters in one. So, I read: "With OBI in your home will come..." - here the slide switches - "evil dead. January 4"

From the Motor Forum:

Low Rider: We have the City by May 9 ready!!! Front roads are built, anti-tank holes are evenly distributed across the streets, defensive tranches on the sidewalks are excavated!!! The enemy will not pass!!! and c)

A rare case of course, when the grandmother and in the kitchen and in the bed fire, but here, as a rule, with the breasts is not all in order, and about it in the next chapter...

XXX with the Dungeon! All the babies! That is good)

I am studying at the medical college, I am preparing for the session. the break is complete... and as you know, friends of the doctor of medical sciences, you or just a student, ask all... so 2 hours of the night, 15 cups of coffee, concerts all over the table, a call goes on, then Max (M) and I:
M: Bro, my head is turning.
I: how it rotates
M: Strong... what to do?
I: Well, hold your hands so that it doesn’t turn away.
Gothic...

We have so many fucking news that they are labeled 16+

XXX: So she dropped you? You prepared so.
Yyy: Well, at first she liked everything, and the food, and the wine. She didn’t like that I had a romantic lamp with an electric tiles.

The house, together with its unit, was burned with napalm today. Half a year ago, the company asked to dispose of the air conditioner, yesterday I took the documents to the firm and agreed that on Friday they will come to us and take away all the equipment that goes to the waste.
This morning I called the enterprise to tell you where it lies for recycling and in the meantime said that this air conditioner is still twisted to the exterior wall of the building on the 10th floor, bluff!
He reworked the act, dropped it to the contract department and placed a representative of the firm that would dispose of it in a copy. I go home and I hear the smartphone ringing constantly with messages about new mail, sat in the tram and looked at it. A representative of the utilitarian firm whose name is also Dmitry wrote through the button "answer" Dmitry, with your permission made adjustments... This letter was naturally received by Natalia Petrovna who is engaged in contracts and without understanding that it is not from me also writes the answer, "between us informal communication), "Dimochka, I looked through I think it will be done"! And immediately the response from Dmitry from the recycling "I also like)))".
And now I’m sitting, riding and thinking how I’ll explain to them tomorrow who’s in that hook.

About the child.
xxx: Imagine, he is so funny, laughs, then from his own laughter blows because of the tension of the stomach, and from this he laughs even more!)
YYY: The recursion
Yyy: there is a way out.)

I have a wonderful plan to spend a substantial amount of money, but there is no plan to make it.

The fourth sign of a bad provider.
You arrange to work with your provider to correct the situation from the inside.