Stoca people gathered to vote for Zhirinovsky... * went to buy canned goods, fireworks and ammunition *

You are Ukrainian?
Fib: No
How do you know Ukrainian?
FIB: I read the instructions for air refreshers in the toilet!

Many women get more pleasure from kissing their lips than we do from five good sex acts.
WOW: That’s the burning shit... I knew we were somewhere on the...eye!! to

Picture of oil:
Not a big store. 4 young people break up (judging by the situation that has evolved later - students) run to the machine with the chicken grill, open, tear the last chicken, tear it and just not chew it. All this took them minutes and a half, probably)) Then they burst out and with the expression of the face "who here O_o" apologize, say thank you and run :D

That’s what an unknown fucking shit.

The higher inflation, the more millionaires.

http://www.proza.ru/author.html?nvekshin

About this.



This “Shakespeare” drama took place in Minsk, at the end of the harsh Soviet period.

At the time, we had no “official sex.” He studied in

A friend from the province. She had everything right from the beginning.

a boyfriend, a classmate, called into the army, promises of love to the grave and

Mutual oaths to keep innocence before marriage. The man served

on the remote island of Cushannir, where women could only be seen in dreams,

And to keep loyalty to him was not difficult, but here a girlfriend for male attention

I did not complain at the institute, well, and... In general, in a couple of years of studying someone.

Her sexual experience appeared. A letter about the big and

They regularly traveled through the whole community. Here is the “Romeo”.

He wrote that man is now solid – he has served to the low,

of euphoria, dumbel not behind the mountains, and so forth from all calls

only his bride "waited and preserved her innocence," he said.

The wedding must be returned immediately. The girl thought and decided to go.

married, but there was a problem – the bridegroom was already somehow very stuck in the

The innocence of the bride, the magic of the first wedding night.

P is romantic.

The bride wanted, at first, honestly to repent before him, said, "if he loves -

Sorry, but the girls of our group quickly returned to the ground.

The Dreamer. The judgment was unanimous: “No repentance, but

Simulation of virginity as the only true path to family

and happiness!” The next few days of our girls were spent in soulmate.

Memories of "My First Time" and stormy meetings and consiliums on the subject

How to Restore Virginity in 24 Hours at Home K is

When the bridegroom arrived, everything was ready. (1) prepared bubble with red

liquid (in any case, even the already worn slice is stored)

(2) According to Stanislavsky's method, a female stone is worked

female scream (German porn rests) (3) It was also decided on any

The occasion to drink the bridegroom so that he understands and remembers little at all.

And here is the ZAGS and the wedding feast in the community. As it was red and

Blessed brave dembel performing the command "Horrible!Innocence before marriage

He kept. It was apparent that the bride was also very worried, but

As you know about another thing. But the army service of the bridegroom hardened with

The other side and he easily overwhelmed all of our champions in "literball",

Responsible for the Third Plan. Finals of the evening and the wedding.

They departed...

And the next day the bride shared with the girls (and those with us)

The absurd failure of an imperfect plan. This is what happened when we arrived at

In the bed, the terribly anxious bridegroom jumped out of his pants and burned away from him.

I was impatient with the bride. But suddenly it was discovered that the bride

months began, about which she, naturally, reached to the last

At the moment, and announced to him - "Sorry, said this case - monthly now, we

We cannot “sleep” with you. Then she would close the subject, but she,

Looking at the dead face of a deeply disappointed evraitor, by kindness

The heart licked, “Let me take you out for a while!” Judging by

the square eyes and the stupor in which the bridegroom fell after these words,

The concept of "dissolution" he perceived as something profoundly perverted, and

even criminally punishable, and in no way connected with the light way

A clever bride. The rest of her first marriage night was spent in

unsuccessful attempts at least to explain their knowledge in this matter, and

In the morning, full of black mistrust, the evil and virgin euphoriac went on.

A small homeland. Shortly after, they divorced.

If the road is well repaired, the pipes will soon be replaced.

The xxx:
I wonder, is the prefix sitting on the net?
YYYY :
Putin and Putin are sitting.
The xxx:
Per in the KC.
The xxx:
with Bush
The xxx:
They have their servants there.
The xxx:
) )
YYYY :
No, they are cut in chess, and then Kasparov enters their servant and is very angry with Putin.

Zzzyavro: What are you doing there?
I eat a smoked corpse o.o.
zzzyavro: O_O
Ree: Cocked chicken o.o

Shiz: Jaga Hello! How to buy driving rights?
Jaga: I hardly know the rules yet... I eat slowly... terribly! I have learned the following words and actively use them:
Fuck yourself in the fuck!
Where is the bear!
You are a sheep!
Shiz: well, kruto1 just take on arms: with such a rose you have to tone!
Jiga is super! And I thought, what is missing...now after the patch a full set.
It’s good that we drive on different roads.

It is good when people approach any business creatively. Preamble: My dad bought my dog (a Fox Terrier) toys in the store to play. I got a check from this purchase today. In fact the check:

000 "Dinosaur plus"
Welcome to!

Bananas 11 cm, pieces.......................25.00
Happy Cobra 10cm,............37.00
Sharp 10 cm, pieces......................30.00
Watching spider 9cm, pieces...............30.00
Toughened Toughened Toughened Toughened Toughened Toughened Toughened

Gonar:... and you try in the morning, sitting in the subway car, to look in the eyes of the grandmother with the cats hanging over you!

The cinema. The movie "I am a legend" There first a piece of the film is shown, and then the big name comes out and translates with the voice so pathetically, loudly: "I am a girl."
Silence in the room and a loud whisper: "I am also"!

Sasha: A new developer is coming soon, and I’ll paint this report to him.
Do you no longer want to work with me?
Sasha: I want to work with you, I don’t want to work with this report.
Sasha: And you know why?
Katya : Why?
Sasha: Because I can’t get rid of the feeling that in the triangular I-Ty-Report I’ve been fucking with someone for the last 2 years.

I read on the news site. A young man avenged his lover on the Internet, publishing her photo in the style of new on the world's largest porn portals.." The girl demanded through the court to remove the photo from the property... 0_O. She killed the last line of the message: "The law enforcement agencies can not remove the photo from the sites, because the sites are not all Russian-language, and this is no longer a matter of their competence."...
Presented in colors as mints climb porn sites, not knowing foreign languages there, you will be scattered...:)They are looking for these photos..And then they are trying to delete them directly in the browser with the help of delite....)))))

79592: I want to fuck
Archee: What is preventing you?
739592: Nothing interferes. Just simply. To be aware of events

We had such a case.
They have a 4-year-old child.The girl sits on her arm, looks at the cherry tree and says: @father!How many berries!

xxxx
Sending a contract?

YYY
Innocent not

XXX is
Sorry...

XXX is
Does it work through a water pipeline?

YYY
Plunged

s s
and ppc. When will you learn to cook? Anything other than roulette?

t is
I can do big bon and doširak.a also pure rollton)))))I am a master of all hands

s s
The noble mistress...

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and ah)

s s
It is called Dinner. Everything came. On the table - a variety of wines in cardboard boxes, dishes with various varieties of fast cooking cupcakes, thermal dishes with semi-fabricated cupcakes of all fats and frozen pizza. Immediately, after 2-3 guests, there are electric boilers and small HVC stoves.
Welcome to you, dear guests.
Guests start warming up the pizza, cooking a bowl, pouring wine on plastic glasses. From the cell phone lying in the middle of the table, Schubert’s waltz is distributed.