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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №3132
 31.03.2008
inoy (10:04:58 29/03/2008)
One day I woke up before Olka, went to wash, found in the bathroom her mask and I had a plan.. Drawed on one half-jacket of my eyes, turned on the camera and put on the TV, quietly lay my ass on the pillow and said "Ola, I have a cool smile?". You are 32 years old, my son is 3 years old! You are the company director! Are you going to get rid of your teeth anytime?and "

Shut up! ) You are cool!)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №3131
 31.03.2008
XXX is yes. Judging by your words, the time is translated tonight.
Tagged: Oga
xxx: at my mom left for a week, I can't go without her in the world))
YYYYYYYYYYY Mother has gone? Let me come to you and guide you? I’m going to cut off your loneliness.)
xxx, go to it.
I am flying! Tell the address
You will meet with Daddy.
YYY : PLAY! and :(

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №3130
 31.03.2008
Do you often eat for compost?
222: Yes, yes
111: What a joke to tell?
222 Let Me Go
111: Turn the key
222: Oh, it turns out she has legs!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3129
 31.03.2008
There is snow in Russia to hide rubbish.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №3128
 31.03.2008
23:02:28 [V] to [B] and I was looking for a cake
23:02:50 [B] to [V] ha... found it?
23:03:22 [V] to [B] not reached the suitcase, encountered a cat on the road
23:03:49 [B] to [V] yes, the cat tastes better...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3127
 31.03.2008
I get rid of my boss...
A man should come and take two microphones.
so here - the password "Putin - whisper", the answer "You also greetings from Baba Assy"... I would not have thought about this before...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №3126
 31.03.2008
I sit with the cat. He will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick. He squeezed and started licking :(

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №3125
 31.03.2008
by ALX:
You will not believe. Eat with a cooker.

by ALX:
Fighters, Fighting, Fighting

The Badman:
Interesting probably borscht to cook with a boiler? and :)

by ALX:
You won’t believe, Ivory щас утюг sets, we’ll fry the catlet. D is no joke.

The Badman:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Oh yeah!!! Under the table!! It is :)

The Badman:
and!! And the oil?

The Badman:
What about the evaporation? It is :)

The Badman:
The mantle can be wrapped.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №3124
 31.03.2008
I had to meet the boss at the airport. Send a SMS:

How long do you have sex? Will I succeed?and "

"I am flying at 18:30!
P.S Michael, your T9 knows too much!and"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №3123
 31.03.2008
He walked on a small deserted path near the MCS building.
Traditional Hatch-Hop
of course approached, said my sister's cell phone was stolen, show her
I didn't get lost with the umbrella, weep in the stomach, then on the back, reached my legs, the hatch like breathing but lost consciousness and not a little shelf, around the debris of the umbrella
The shrinking sheep behind the fence stands and gives
Run, I will say he has fallen!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3122
 31.03.2008
Mormon: )))) he was a witness to the circus shapito. I go home through new buildings, and there in the courtyard is a hundred and a mommy rides on their son. The son holds the ball in his hands and when the kicked when moving back pass the bottom point, the ball knocks on the ground, and in the reverse, the kick catches him. Mommy doesn’t talk to him and triplets on the phone and hurts fast and fast. But the little guy is not a fool - he understands that he needs to knock the ball stronger so that he can get back. The critical point x occurs when the ball returns too quickly and the ball does not have time to catch it. The ball hits him from all the extent to the ebola, the little one is instantly lost, ceases to hold on to the pitch and in the top point safely flies out of the seat to the nearby pit. Mommy rushes to rescue him, stumbles and falls next to him. The dirt! The Beauty! scream around! I thought I would die of laughter 😉

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №3121
 31.03.2008
Now I received a letter from myself, with the text: "This letter is not to you."
The brain enters an endless cycle.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3120
 31.03.2008
Headphones are like tampons, if you insert it incorrectly, then do not wait for pleasure.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3119
 31.03.2008
Olya is:
Check out our 4th printing department:

Zhenya
Olya
Pasha
Alisha...

Gather, fucking, the word eternity

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3118
 31.03.2008
by Salagon,
What are you?

by Hellman,
Destroyed Distribution

by Salagon,
At home what?

by Hellman,
No shots on the street! I want everyone to see how I do it! 😉

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3117
 31.03.2008
Dmitry Medvedev said he started his day by turning on the computer and watching the news.
We all seem to be capitalized...
Yes, no, if he were to say that the morning begins with reading Bach...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3116
 31.03.2008
Stitch himself was scared... stuck with his shoe for the mouse's wire and accidentally shook sharply and himself was scared suddenly from the hand and hiding behind the claw of the mouse.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3115
 31.03.2008
And it is true that if in the ICQ write "0_o" then the last replicas are automatically sent to the tower?)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3114
 31.03.2008
It is strange to shudder from the side when the guy, having caught between his legs a ping pong ball, cries out: 3rd nakhЪ!!!!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3113
 31.03.2008
<Maisi> What do you do
<quick> website making
<Maisi> What is it?
<quick> OOO "ProfMontage" - installation and manufacture of metal structures
<Maisi> The Hole
<quick>? to
<Maisi> What is interesting on this site?
<quick> in the sense? O.O
<Maisi> OOO "ProfMontage" - installation and manufacture of metal structures is the same organization. What is this site
<quick> emm...I don’t even know how to explain...

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