The morning news:

In China, IP addresses are running out.

We sit with our friends and find a children's crossword called "Crossword for 3 classmates"
On the first page we find the question "The Longest Friend of Maugli" 3 letters)))

The dilemma is when if you put a smiley - it will not be serious, and if you do not put - too rough.

I went with my sister (C) on the Chinese market, she chose piercing in the nose. Suddenly, he sees the necessary fence. Dialogue with the Chinese seller (K):
How much does this ball cost?
The Sato Ruble
And in the nose!? to
(K) o_o (pause)... take a drink...

What is Estonia a state?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY It is a fifty-something state of the United States. Georgia or Hawaii. It is translated as EastOwnia - Eastern possessions.
O_O

He: for girls is better 14.5 cm
She is: whose? Comfort yourself, comfort yourself

by Archie:
I was sick with Pacha!

by Archie:
and AAAA!! This is not the window!!! to

by Pashko:
What????! to

Recently I played in the counter on the Polish server... there, a guy with the nick Ivan Susanin played with me...)and one day at the beginning of the round he said "Follow me"...to which the whole team friendlyly replied "Negative" :)

He worked in one office, about 40 people, among them a girl named Vartik (a little like Stich from the cartoon). The cabinet for 4 tables behind each of the employees, the ancient matrix printer is torn, the radio is whispering on the window, wallpapers are hanging boring from the wall. There is a new (!) A package of documents. He gets a piece of paper, calls the surnames, gives the documents, then checks with the list and quietly asks: “Where to find the accountant VROTIK?”I fall on the table in a stroke of silent laughter, he is asked “who do you need?”, which the messenger boldly shouts the printer and the radio, runs into the open door of the corridor: “Katy Vrotik.” The entire office under the table, the nearest four cabinets are hysterical (the messenger is in shock). I try to say to him through laughter and tears, "it's coming now" - but it's only "shit", he's waiting. Katya runs (red eyes, looking from under the eyebrows). The upper dead silence on the whole floor (everyone is listening) is cut off by her scream: “I am a WARTIK.” From somewhere it was "not p*y". The wild goot of the floor was tired for 10 minutes, and Katya a week dumbed "Cosmopolitan" all who at her sight smiled stupidly.

The alarms have a strange notion of gravity – they fall into the wall all the time.

to approach from the back, take the mouse, and change in contact family situation with "meet" to "moved", without saying a word - is this what, type a new way to make a proposal?! to

XXX is
What do you do?

YYYY
I read

XXX is
You are such a smart girl. Such an educated. You are constantly reading.

YYYY
Do you know what it is? 😉

Office is moving. Conversation between managers and bosses:
I don't like how we sit.
I also don’t like a lie.
b) Propose your option
(m1) you can sit like this, four tables in a block
(m2) and can be in a block of three chamomile
(M1) and can be cloned
M2 and Swastika
c) Go on

In order to save Russia, we must burn Moscow. c) Mikhail Kutuzov

My friend works as a secretary in a very serious company with a very serious director. The morning. The Director has a meeting. There are three more strong men. A friend enters the office and brings coffee. The director stands with the smartest face near the marker board, the men sit at the negotiating table. Probably solving important issues.
The director says: “So I wake up in the morning, Diman is sleeping next to me. Question: Was there anything between us?"

On the topic of Slayer:
X: Under the lamb of death, I can’t scratch and erupt clots of uncontrollable energy at all.
Y: Will it be washed off later?

Mother came disappointed - showed the newspaper TV-radio with a crossword.
Disappointment caused by the answers printed instead of questions :)) The editors decided not to be especially stressed.

I realized that I was older when on the offer to play dance from Dendi I was asked "What is it?"

In the topic of the quote where the man on the bell was the Voice of Monolith from the stalker.

Yes, I have a call too. I am sitting at work in the furthest corner of the shop, Arbayta. All colleagues squeeze in the opposite corner at the entrance. Here the director enters and begins to distribute the advance. Everyone has given me, I cannot be seen behind the column. His sacramental question is spread "Yes, I gave it to everyone? Where is Nikita?" And of course here my phone rings... "Go to me... Your goal is here..."

XXX is
Houston, Houston is out!

YYYY
Do you have trouble?

XXX is
The main management is out of order, we hold on to the generator!

YYYY
You have been sitting there for 2 hours!!! to

XXX is
I think it is so quiet...