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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №8381
 31.07.2008
The joke. I just found my cat bag. For him, by default, any food from my hands tastes better than from a bowl, and he eats much more willingly, even if the bowl has meat, and I give him bread. But the water from my hands is more than the pps. He drank for the last 15 minutes. I gave him a handful of water. His stomach was swollen and he continued to drink. I wonder if I didn’t get bored, would it break? =) is

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8380
 31.07.2008
Krendel in the work of the current that distinguished. The boss came to the office to pick up something, in normal clothes, well on vacation man. He sits, rows at his table, and suddenly something fell, went under the table. At this moment Crendel flies and thinking that there is our Sisadmin, with the screams "Where the hell you lie," responds to the boss of a delicious pencil. I had to see both of them later.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8379
 31.07.2008
“_Witch_” see my nick and write "Hello, how do you do, it’s a meth, it’s flying?" Idiots
Ufo Witcher: I've never been taken with a plate before

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №8378
 31.07.2008
Olyva
Remember I brought you a cat, tell me how it was?? to
Alexandrins
We cannot talk badly about the dead.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8377
 31.07.2008
Do you have anything with smoke?
I don’t know how tired I am of that question! Nothing has been, is not and will not be.
You would be a good couple.
Plus: Fuck, well not pulling and all, we are just friends and a point.
and more :-*
I am you too, my sweet.
More than: oh Sorry, I was wrong, it’s not you, it’s Dime.
Tagged: blue

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8376
 31.07.2008
<Nastja> even if it happens
<Nastja> I once 3 times in a row offended one person completely accidentally
<Nastja> initially said that those who have not finished the universe are losers, who can only work with php fast-coders.
<Nastja> then corrected that the fast encoder is just a common term, like the Uzbek Churks are called.
<Nastja> and he turned out to be a php programmer from Tashkent who left the universe

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8375
 31.07.2008
User
Your account has been blocked due to a limited number of unsuccessful authentication attempts over a certain period of time. Your account will be automatically unlocked after -94974 minutes

by admin
Through how much?? to

by admin
Strangely

User
Not normal, I’ll just get rid of it.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8374
 31.07.2008
by Ilya 77
Maybe I will go home)

by Ilya 77
Funny to work)

by Ilya 77
Everyone is free, you can leave too!

Ice®
Fuck, this is the second time.

by Ilya 77
What?

Ice®
“When you write a shit, and it is read by my boss who stands at my desk and looks with me in the computer.

by Ilya 77
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ice®
He said he also had to work and went home.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8373
 31.07.2008
I want to go on vacation tomorrow!
and
Graph: a worthy wish. Oh, would the wise fathers, who sit over you, and rule over you like an eye that does not sleep. Did my brother write? Was it permitted to do this above? To rest with soul and body, away from trouble and dark thoughts?
and
Migulskiy: As I wrote, but I did not see the permission of the Holy One, I will go down. I fall in my feet...
and
Graphic: Not to be hot. You went to the exploration who was younger. On the phone call you a young girl, the secretary is called, in the conversation you will find out your fate of the hero.

Migulskiy: That maiden has the cadres, but a sad mind, and therefore in ignorance is appointed to arrive... But already the prince appointed... There I speak the word...
and
Graph of Crepe. As long as we cling to the mighty raft. And arms yourself, at least with vodka, the cognac will be more accurate, it will penetrate the heart of the prince, set by you, and it will be signed by him with cognac pores in his head. I wish you good luck, and it is time for our word to turn! Maybe the boss will read :)
and
Migulskiy: It is not better for the judgment of the human thought to let the secret, and to read half of the work...
and
Graph is out!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №8372
 31.07.2008
phosphorus
Here Kostick (11 years old son) pleased... came and bet the elderly (15 years old Yure), that that mat is blasphemous... well, I go so.. for the form to whip on him, and Kostiya in front of me sits and whispers: "Well, it's all! Pizzade to you, Yorka!"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №8371
 31.07.2008
How about shopping?
The linen in the Nike burned. She chose a sports carpet, for her 4 size it is an eternal problem, sample, approaches the box office and gladly gives the seller: "What good carpet you have! And then, you know, my chest is constantly falling out of it in the dog’s posture, and yours are so good!". After these words we go away under the astonished and stunned look of the seller. Only then came to us that the seller was unlikely to have thought about the dog posture in yoga.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №8370
 31.07.2008
See also: ppc I always knew my husband was shy. :)
Newton: Did something happen? and 8-)
Yes, not that word.
Allee: well he usually када we go there on a march, he goes 2 km with a roll - so that no one gets hit
Allee: the house in the watercloth so many people on my memory burned - the door did not close, you open, and there you are happy... well especially for youth and a strong piano :-) but not mine - this is always closed. It is uncomfortable, there are different things.
I was in a hurry, I forgot...
Allee: caroch, I’ve always thought that EVERYONE is sitting face to door when they’re shouting :-)))))))))))))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №8369
 31.07.2008
RN~na (00:56:07 31/07/2008)
Imagine a girl standing in front of you at the bed or on what you are lying there, she has a white semi-transparent shirt that is long but there is nothing underneath. She is just in a blouse on her naked body and nothing of her clothes is worn anymore. She is tall with light hair very slim and beautiful and opposite behind her a window through which the moonlight goes. And here he shows you the contours of her body through the blouse... she slowly stretches it out, at the same time putting her foot on the bed and then, button after button, and rearranging her slicked long legs, goes on the bed to you, and then, having already dropped the blouse on the floor, sits on you from the top and smoots you on the forehead.
Fak (00:59:19 31/07/2008)
Give it more! “Thumbs Up”
RN~na (00:59:55 31/07/2008)
Well, and then she cheeks you on the forehead, and says with a gentle baritone: I love you so much. Turn your back to me, let me massage you and you turn in the expectation of the massage... and here, she sits on you and makes the massage, and then suddenly you feel that she stands up and it turns out to be not a girl but a guy with long hair and a female-like appearance that you took in the dark for a female figure. He sits on you above and you on his back.and [
Fak (01:01:52 31/07/2008)
Tell a good story for a night with a normal end.
RN~na (01:04:42 31/07/2008)
Well, the guy you took for a girl, this was a normal ending.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №8368
 31.07.2008
In the winter we had a fun "sitting". She comes home drunk in the wood, her parents tell her to go for a walk with the dog, she barely pronounces words and goes out on the street. I sat down on the bench to smoke and cut off) After an hour I woke up from the fact that my parents were out of the window, pray to go home already.
I’ll wait for the dog.
Parents: You are drunk, dog as half an hour already at home!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8367
 31.07.2008
I was disappointed in anal sex.
YYY: What did you do?
XH: Yes
XH: No
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!]:->

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8366
 31.07.2008
– is
Marina (13:56:24 30/07/2008)
Hi to you!

– is
Gunter IzzyTM (13:57:49 30/07/2008)
Authorization refused

– is
Marina (13:59:11 30/07/2008)
I hate you too :)

– is
Marina (13:59:54 30/07/2008)
What are you doing?

– is
Marina (14:04:38 30/07/2008)
Why not authorize?

– is
Marina (14:09:37 30/07/2008)
Okay, you probably don’t get messages, then get it! If you are a tech programmer then you are most likely a pimples with long hair, which do not give girls, girls do not give here and acne, and I am very beautiful and smart, and I have no equals, well, well again about you. It seems like you prefer the Germans, but the Izzi console embarrasses you, are you circumcised? If circumcised means a Tatar or a Jew, Jews I cannot tolerate, some are rude and greedy, the Tatars are too cunning. :D You do not fit me! Well all! Go naked, Pedras I kiss you sun!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8365
 31.07.2008
YYY : Aha Another brother asked why the pops are bad. How can the ambassador respond?

XXX is 1. The propaganda of an easy way of life, inspires the illusion that in life everything is given easily and without problems.
The primitive musical component, in fact, comes to the forefront, about musicians are simply forgotten
Uniformity of the text component
The best singer is the singer with the largest breasts, not the strongest voice.
5 is not trouble.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8364
 31.07.2008
and joyful:
I went home by bus. I give 50 rubles.
Aunt breaks the ticket and begins to look for a delivery.
He gives me thirty rubles with something, says that he lacks money to give me a ticket, breaks me another ticket and leaves.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №8363
 31.07.2008
Cancer > You burned up in the morning!! to
Katerina > What happened?
Cancer > Why did you put me in the corridor?
Katerina > What did I do? O_O
Cancer > In the morning I got up, looking on the floor in the hallway, the cockroach lying. I was shocked, but I removed it.
Katerina > an idiot!!! This was a rubber sausage for your favorite dog, I bought it in the zoo shop yesterday!!! to
Cancer > Eyeyeyee... Was Figley in the shape of a cockroach? O_O
Katerina > You are a fool!!! to
Cancer > And I still thought in the morning. It seems that you have a higher philological education, with a red diploma, the word bad from you never heard, as if not even once cracked at me, and then once and shouted straight in the corridor!!! and ROFL
Katerina > Well you give!!! and ROFL
Cancer > Blue... I washed her in the toilet for 20 minutes, she’s popping up all the time... I squeezed her... *ROFL*
Katerina > RJunemagu!!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №8362
 31.07.2008
I woke up in the morning with a dog licking my heel.
YYY: So what?
I don’t have a dog...

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