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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №2134
 29.02.2008
I suggest in the abyss after putting a plus or minus quote, instead of the "vote accepted" was shown the rating of the quote.

I support! Will there be a lottery of the type "and is everything fine with a sense of humor or am I dumb?" :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2133
 29.02.2008
Phanthom: I understand that it will not go on the main, but at least in the top let it shine.
I want to find a normal job. And not for 20k to write in 18 different languages, know all the iron, and operating systems. I want to work normally - to read the tower, to sit in the ash, and to configure the dumb users of the compact with one glance. Dear administrators of the city of Yekaterinburg, if anyone needs an assistant write icq A6E3D8E
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2132
 29.02.2008
1111 (12:40:31 27/02/2008)
Deeper: Write the name of your loved one, highlight it, press x and it will disappear! Incredible but it works! But that’s not all – press the control you and the name of your beloved person will appear!

1111 (12:40:53 27/02/2008)
Tagged rjuuouuouuouu

2222 (12:46 PM) :
It all depends on it or something else.

3333 (12:46:17 27/02/2008)
And where to write it?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2131
 29.02.2008
it's normal after the mine to say "well, that's what you tried"?))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2130
 29.02.2008
Svolo4: my fucks Persian cat, arranged on my fucks Persian carpet fucks Persian Bay!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2129
 29.02.2008
XXX: What is ALEF?
yyy: Aleph is a concept from the philosophy of mathematics, or a type of one.Aleph is if you raise infinity into the degree of infinity. The result is a number, segment, concept, etc., in which a part is equal to a whole. Half of Aleph is equal to the whole Aleph.
XXX: Is it like the chickens?
yyy: o_0
xxx: well, chest + chest = chest = chest
Fuck the hunt?
XXX is...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2128
 29.02.2008
Fliper: yes, he probably even screenshots of the stalker brake :)

VVind: Scuco, I have a cellarone 1000... the author does not imagine how he is right :-)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2127
 29.02.2008
ALERT you are not authorized!!! Send me a message that will contain the password from my ass! Only then will I receive your messages (see info)

401526091 (16:34:36 26/02/2008)
by 110785

PRosTo_LEva (16:35:06 26/02/2008)
To confirm the authorization, enter the number 235 to the 4th degree.

-=M@Z@F@K@=- (16:36:10 26/02/2008)
by 3049800625

PRosTo_LEva (16:36:51 26/02/2008)
To communicate with the owner, divide the resulting number by three and multiply by the number of animals that Noah took with him to the ark.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2126
 29.02.2008
I heard different variants of the name "CTRL" but "Clitor" I heard it for the first time! This is from the head of personnel department.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2125
 29.02.2008
Olya (21:08:39 25/02/2008)
What are you listening?

Remy (21:09:01 25/02/2008)
Nautilus, Cinema and Aria

Olya (21:09:40 25/02/2008)
mmm

Remy (21:10:29 25/02/2008)
There are also a couple of songs by Mr. Credo, Agatha Christi Spina and Bi-2.

Remy (21:13:00 25/02/2008)
What do you play?

Olya (21:14:45 25/02/2008)
The Tokyo Hotel.

Remy (21:14:57 25/02/2008)
The contact removed itself.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2124
 29.02.2008
Fletch: Our administrator, now with terrible screams about the 21st century, went to the accounting office to remove the stuck discette...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2123
 29.02.2008
XXX is
Stop suffering from aggressive marketing policies.
YYYY
The meaning?
XXX is
Show me your breasts!
YYYY
Fuck it 0

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2122
 29.02.2008
He: Sex with her was worth me - a bottle of reds, leez chips, for her and a pack of malboro cigarettes, so that my dad would fuck out of the house

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2121
 29.02.2008
by Bluemarie:
Yesterday I went home with MCH, I was somewhat tired madly, so busy with work, on all questions only "yes" or "no". He is so kind:
You are my unicorn!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2120
 29.02.2008
ALEGARX (19:21:45 21/02/2008)
and ah)

ALEGARX (19:22:00 21/02/2008)
I owe it somewhere 4.

ALEGARX (19:22:13 21/02/2008)
The body may be given.

Mithya (19:22:13 21/02/2008)
ha

Mithya (19:22:15 21/02/2008)
rgg

ALEGARX (19:22:17 21/02/2008)
In the summer*

Mithya (19:25:51 21/02/2008)
Body of Fucks

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №2119
 29.02.2008
I roll on the bed. There is a sister (5 years old). And, if she fell down something, she hit, but the fact on the face, the cry "BLA!" was. comes the mommy:
"Eva, what did you say now?"
Next, a 3-second silent scene and the sister, looking with frightened eyes at her mother, gives:
"Mom, I didn’t say shit, I said shit."
Me> at the...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №2118
 29.02.2008
It’s like my mom says, “Well, at your age I already had you... really I didn’t know what to do with you... but it doesn’t matter.”

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №2117
 29.02.2008
Preamble: sold the monitor of the employee of Tatiana, t.k. There were no others, but something had to be sold.
Santiaga> And that rumbling fight hasn’t been sold by chance? (I am talking about the system)
IT> and Tanjou

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2116
 29.02.2008
Estonian athlete has not noticed her pregnancy for 9 months
I always thought the Estonians were jokes.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2115
 29.02.2008
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Translated by: Hui
yyy was kicked by Guard (mat)
xxx: ahahaha the third piece

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