On your birthday, we’ll pull you by the ears to grow up.
She: Stretch better than the breasts.

Latest News: 16 June 2008
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R66: It seems to me that a week has passed away. Let us bring them to the top, and remind them of their promises.

mr.z0mg: from sho I sometimes just get in my work, it is when you need to build the functionality of something.
Fuck a few days, such wonders of virtuosity you show, as a result you add a new button or another field to enter, when using which all the calculations go not as well as before... and the customer looks at it and says - "tu, and fuck it for so long? This is just a button added".

XXX is good!!! I still put the toilet paper in the printer to print the dollar bills on it.

YYYY
How fucking are we so angry?

XXX is
I am fucking late!

XXX is
I hate men!

XXX is
They just got up to wash and went.

XXX is
I want to dry and paint.

XXX is
The Peders!

XXX is
Only the pirates understand me.

Practice in the Botanical Garden:
Who has experience with gasoline?
I have me! I have!
Experience of what nature?
I played in Doom.

Calling up the telephone:
At that end manager (M): where is my mouse?
Where did you leave her last night?
M is no. Mouse on the table. It is not on the monitor.
Do you have electricity?
M: We didn’t have him?
Do you have a computer working?
M: I don’t know... no

zzz: XXX, didn’t you think you were lighting up the ip post here?
XXX: I thought of it. Try to find something about me. And you will understand that I thought it was a lot and productive.
Yyy: Strange, Ipišnik as Ipišnik
XXX: What should it be?
yyy: Well, there is a proxy there, or from a reserved pool, and so - where it is appropriate that we know the provider on the iPixel, and the provider only operates in 6 districts of Moscow. And a girl like you to find among six districts - well, you know, it's not more difficult than the sun in the sky.
Uuuu: That is the trouble. You will be looking for a girl, not a 37-year-old man.
Uuu, don’t touch my naive ideas.

[4:43:12] <xxx> Yobani drum, what hero am I getting up at dawn?
[6:54:27] <yyy> Are you a fuck?

Close trousers, clutches
Wrapped with signs
Have you seen fucking?

In the ears of the tunnel.
All the flowers in Macau,
I feel sympathy with his mom and dad.

You may cry,
Easy, without a reason
But in fashion now such "men"

As you want, you can not bring to the top, just a scream of the soul.

The Japanese people are fucking fucking. The guy at the station sleeps on the store of the grandmother, judging all the way after drinking, whether the fucker was tired from work and her rubble. They stole, they stole. I guess they’re going to be fucking fucking. Ann no, nihuya, made her a cliché and went to the neighboring store to see what would happen.)))))

Those of you! During the victorious euphoria, I washed a child from a slight hustle. I see, the pulse is scratched, took the green, smashed, everything is okay. Then the Musa visited me, put her there, took the green again, and went on... I painted it in full: the stars on my shoulders, the name on the fingers of my hand, etc. The wife comes in - and almost loses consciousness, type, you are a thief, we need to go to the doctor tomorrow. They started to wash - no hero, a high-quality German green was kept, like Akinfeev. And so go. The doctor, according to his wife, was carefully interested, and who is your father...

During the preparation for the exam, I put in the asche status of MATAN, SUCA: STOP, STOP, STOP!!! to
Who is Mattan?
WOW: It’s a frog like that... it wraps into the mool mosquito through the ear... it eats out everything... and then goes out for the exam... through the JOPU!! With a wild pain!!! to

Ash
Should I show you the magic?

soft
not none

Ash
A simple trick.

soft
What makes me sick

Ash
What I'll write below is a lie.

Ash
What is written above is true.


soft
AAAA

soft
Jan is betrayal!

soft
How did you do it?! to

Ash
O_O

Blindness is full.

Chush: The other day they were fighting with his wife, at the height of a quarrel, shouted that because of people like her, normal men are disappointed in the female race and go to pidarasa.

Yesterday, my wife checked my cell phone.

ChushЪ: And in the end I proved to her at noon that "Andrei neighbor" is a real neighbor, just a mistake, and not a friend-minetnik in Albanian(((

The Note:
What was the cry you had in the middle of the night? = = )
and KSIH:
Yes to fucking! I am in anger! The wolf came to me yesterday.
The Note:
and catman? You are +)))) Well? fulfilled his dream? Fucked that shit? Let me tell you!!! to
and KSIH:
What to tell there!! In the middle of the process in the apartment broke up prematurely appeared from work and with screams of the type of "you end, the coward!"" began to chase in one of the socks Katya around the apartment! I became psychotic and ran to my neighbor. I come back in half an hour. She was morally ready to find 2 bodies in the apartment, and there these two are already sitting in the kitchen and argue to the hiccups "which Linux distribution is better for the home station"! So little - so they did not come to a common opinion they arranged a quake in the waya-faja!
and KSIH:
On my attempts to attract attention to themselves both slowly flattered, and at the end in general pushed the hell out of the room and advised not to interfere with the process! As a result, the romantic evening ended in the fact that I 2 hours alone dried beer in the kitchen and watched MTV!, and 2 of these fools after 5 matches pleased with each other came out of the room and did not pay attention to me went to my dear dad to work to collect a new computer!

Spirit is
I stayed with the girl ;)
Spirit is
The Virgin :P
Silent
It was rofl
Spirit is
There is :)
Spirit is
I say :P

As for stupid blondes, stupid brunettes just envy them.

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In Soviet times.

The Symphony Orchestra under the direction of Gennady Christmas

He was speaking on television. The head of TV Lapin visited the rehearsal and

Then he asked Christmas:

Why are there so many Jews in the orchestra?

The Christmas answered:

Do you know how to play violin?

and no.

And I am not. And they can.

An analogy with the stable.

A costly husband carries almost the entire salary in the bank.

The wife borrows from this bank to support the family and feed her husband.

My husband is pleased with the increasing contribution. The woman is pleased with what she can contain.

The Family. The bank is doubly satisfied!! to