Windows Vista is simpler, safer, more exciting and more mobile.

I knew you could make sweets from shit.
But how did they manage to retain all the quality of the original material??? O_O

After our separation, she has never met anyone.
She says that no matter where and with whom I am, she will wait.

2: from the fucking... yeah... can she write to a psychotherapist? This is not normal o_o
And so friendly to be...

Yes, I’ve already put it in – it doesn’t help =(

2: Oh, I meant to bring...

Brother decided to buy cheap cakes in the market. Then sends a SMS:

"How I bought the cakes.

Move to 1. The big.
The second too.
The third is good.
It turned out, three times one papyrus measured!
came home. And there are two surplus ones!
Fucks to fucking!!" ) )

>Ko4evnik has joined us
Ko4evnik has left us
ArPi>covered...

XXX Saturday 07 June 2008 10:06:25
Boris, why is my text document not opened?
YYY Saturday 07 June 2008 10:12:14
Possible reasons why the document may not break:
1st Computer is turned off
2nd The document is absent
Three You just didn’t open it.
4 is The document is not text.
5 is Aliens have set up a force field that prevents the opening of the document
6 is The document was broken
7 is The Old Man's Curse
Here is an example list of reasons why you may not open your doc :)))
XXX Saturday 07 June 2008 10:13:47
(And yet what?
YYY Saturday 07 June 2008 10:14:06
It’s a crazy :((

I wonder why the stupidity of ordinary people in computers is perceived as saying how stupid they are, and the stupidity of all kinds of computers in normal life is already supposed to be something funny and even good?

Looking into the future, who do you see yourself?
The corpse

xxx (16:35:20 9/06/2008)
How is the mood?

yyy (16:35:39 9/06/2008)
Hi shit

Nothing is so vigorous in the morning as a gunshot in the leg.

About the computer magazine:
...in the end, you can say that they did the operating system, and it came out again Windows.

Why is Medvedev’s necklace hanging above his jacket?
2 is fashionable
Now it is fashion =)

and Lex:
Situation of the company:
Lightning discharge right in front of the window, a sharp flash and a cannon blast
Results of:
The accountant begins.
The secretary’s whisper scared the bullshit of lightning
The cup of tea was never recognized, and it was broken.
The tea in horror immediately got into the cavernous.
-Zalihvatskoye "yo*-your mother" enthusiastically flew through the offices...))

In the ASE:
If it is necessary, I will endure any pain, and if the pain is repeated over and over again, I will get used to it and my soul and body will shatter.
She is O_O! Do you also use an epilator?? to

The complaint book is hard to give. There are such masterpieces!!! From "You are all PIDERS" to the entire page, to constructive accusations on 5 pages!

One phrase killed me: "I will not even go to you now"!

XXX is
I have a session with Lenka, I will be mad soon)))
YYYY
to whom?
XXX is
The girl for whom I am studying on accounting

Tymoshenko’s speech about the explosion in the mine: “We shouldn’t kill our miners so stupidly”

Greeet: I am the Eater of the Universe!! to
chain: you have a mistake in the word "I am a mudag"

There was no electricity all day, the cables were cut off. And I need to work off-the-top, on the laptop the battery dies out in an hour and a half. The interruptor lasted three hours. I pulled the uninterruptor from another comp. In short, in a day 5 pieces of UPSs (continuous power sources) landed at zero. The lights were not given and promised to only turn on the next day for lunch. Well, the nail on the funnels is clever, take them, these funnels into the garage, I think, for the night I will put it to charge, in the morning I will take it, I will last half a day. I went into the garage, opened the luggage, where these jupes are standing, which I think to pull out. Take the extender, 5 wires and straight into
I packed the luggage and put it on charge. I drink beer, I smoke. Yups light bulbs amused blink, swing... A man passes by, stops smoking. Ocepenelo looks into the trunk, scratches the tail, pauses... asks scratchedly – and is it long enough? I started, without going in, explaining. What, say, depends on the load, the power of the computer, the capacity of the batteries... he listens, he listens and the next question - and accelerates how? And here it comes to me...

From the Translator Forum:

The concept of Kolobok is not translated at all, my attempts to somehow explain to non-Russian the fairy tale of a magical round bulk riding in the forest and mocking the animals, suffered complete failure. and"

XX: The people who are ready to support the HK "Salawat Yulia" and not shave until their victory?
YYY: I am ready to personally shave any idiot who is sick for any team and does not let other people sleep, is not sick for his team and consequently does not watch TV and does not interfere with the rest of other people like him.
Here you personally, the patient of the salad, imagine - you are sleeping after a great game of the same salad, sick, beer drunk, oral scuco and sleeping next to you....And here I am running to you at 4 in the morning with a whiskey and beer and blowing in a dunk and arun you in the ear - Чуваааак!You are not aware???!!! Our scientists have discovered a new polymer! Did you go through the city of Katatsa about this and signal?! to
So you read at least like Esau with his beard, that if you cover yourself with mold, it is only desirable to be silent...

Yes, for the sake of putting more power, I will even press [Bezdn] for the first time in two years!