Lectures in the universe, the preacher asks the waiter to go and wash the cloth for the board. The girl comes out, not for a long time, when she returns, she gives her a cloth and the following dialogue occurs:

Re: Why so long?
There is no water in the toilet!
I wonder why the cloth is wet. I hope these are tears?

I told the coworker with the help of short idiomatic designs,what and how many times I would do with her when I repeated the coworker.I noticed the glow in my eyes,I liked this perspective...

What can we expect from men on a day when Valentine’s Day, the Lent and the Forgiven Sunday coincide?
Sorry, dear, I changed you, but I still love you. Eating a blender makes it easier!"

In the shop:
Could you please give me chips?
What to you.
Voice from the turn:
With beer!

XXX is
If I lose my music, will the jump in your detective agency be worth finding it?

YYYY
250 r, if there is a photo
Not working with cats.

xxxx
Why is it???? to

YYYY
Because it is impossible to go to the bird market and find the same cat for 50 r.

Advice of Friends
My friends love to boast about the number of their victories.
that, say, with the girl to break up - they have no problem with this,
And that for achieving happiness, Port wine and beer are good.
Only the flames of passion can burn out of the soul.
A girl drunk like a tea tree - breaks, cries, eats -
She is not the master of her treasures, nor the shield of a maiden’s honor.
Don’t be beautiful and happy, but be clever and speaking.
interfere with the beauty of vodka with beer - this is the call of my friends.
What are you going to do to such ugly people?
And you here with bare hands, try to get the girl!
Of course, with a powerful machine anyone will fall into a bear;
Eating a kilogram of wine, every girl will go to the guys.
And you with the rogatine one in a barrel to the beast Sun Murlo,
And the mineral water drank the girl all naked.
And if the little one silently grinds from talking and water,
and look like the sun burns, and with the first flash of the star
You drowned in her volcano – then you weren’t a fool.
Consider that with your naked hands you have killed a bear more often.

You are right, help vodka, flowers, brilliants and perfumes,
But let the beautiful woman love you for a hard break.
And a flexible mind.
c) Vadim Stepantsov

It’s unusual to feel the apple of another person.
XXX: Not really normal

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Krab (22:42:44 12/02/2010)
I am up.
yZAZA (22:42:54 12/02/2010)
M is?
Krab (22:43:06 12/02/2010)
I have a whisper stuck in the vacuum.

My sister took a hammer.
My girlfriend took a cat.
My friend installed a tamagocha on a smartphone.
Our administrator launched the bot on the network and tells him anecdotes.

This is a textbook, not a book, a textbook of life if you can say so, and your movies are entertaining.
YYY: Movies are also life textbooks, at least good movies
XXX: Terminator 2 is a great movie.
Yyy: Well, I was crying at the end when I was a kid, and no textbook caught me crying.
YYY: Although not, there was a matan...

Chelyabinsky girls are so harsh that they break the ask of the guys and add themselves =)

Lina, not to be offended :-*

Ir: Hi)))))))) How are you?))
Vas: Normally, only the ribs hurt.
Ir: Oh... and what happened?
Vas: Yes, a new shopping center has opened at us, we and a friend went to see how there was. And every time we are together, we get "Who_does_do it".
Well we stopped near the toy department and the thought comes to me (these are always terrible moments) I tell him that I would go to the box, I wait a little, and take from the toys a German plastic helmet, a machine, and a rubber knife. A knife in my pocket, a helmet on my head, a machine in my hand...I go to the box and shout: “It’s a robbery!” All on the floor face down, chase the money faster, shit. Here the guards approach me (not very determined) I catch a friend, put a knife to my throat and scream that I have a hostage.
Ir: O_o Daa...
Vas: I am thinking now. Go to them to ask for a recording from surveillance cameras or wait until it appears on YouTube.

I: Dad, I never understood why we don’t have a door into the kitchen?
Surprisingly, why not? There is. She is on the balcony.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and was afraid to fall asleep. In the morning I wake up at 5:59 and think - well, the hero, without an alarm woke up and turned off the alarm... slept.

My kids have a favorite game: “Bip-Bip is racing.” A childhood quotation. Among other tasks, there is to earn money to buy new wheels. For this you go through various mini-games, for which they give coins. But there is also a simple way: you collect bottles on the Autograd, “give” them and get money.
Next, I think you guess...
At the entrance, next to the bench, always filled with neighboring grandmothers, someone left a bottle... And my twins on the whole yard (and quietly speaking – it’s not as ushensky), in two voices: “Mom, look, a bottle! Take it quickly, we will rent it and buy new wheels for the car or we will go to the carpool!"
I quietly explained to the child the difference between play and life.
But in the evening at our daddy, on the way home, three people sympathetically asked, and not if he lost his job.
I suspect they will bring food tomorrow...
C is someone.

Let my mom hear, let my mom come, let my mom find me. After all, this is not the case in the world...outside the toilet lock!

I bought a DVD for 100 rubles. I went home and looked.
Not only that the film is great, it turned out - not the screen, the picture is bright, the sound and subtitles in Russian and English, a bunch of additional materials about the seams and interviews with the actors.
I never understood: where is the sting? O_O

Instead of writing in Google "download for free", you can simply place the "Search pages in English" box.

Many people believe that once the apartment is privatized, it can be re-planned without demand. Especially like to break the ventilation mine in the kitchen and arrange a bar or shelf under the TV there, and the neighbors from below deprive the ventilation. When the ventilators come, whom the same neighbors from below called, the tricks send them from the threshold further and deeper: nothing we, say, did not do, it is your ventilation barakhlit, and the apartment is not allowed - you have no right.

But the ventilators are also not a lick of sewing. If it is not possible to clean the ventilation from the roof with a piece of thick wire, they have special equipment to break the blockage - most often it is a hose with a boiling chain, which they throw lightly from the roof into the mine. If the first time to the basement did not reach - pull out and throw until the result is obtained.

Dear owners of apartments! Complaining then is absolutely useless: you are wrong on all sides, and the staff of the livestreams acted according to the instructions. Think carefully, if you need this cubic meter, otherwise one day, sending men in dirty specials on x@y, in half an hour you will see your favorite TV going to the basement.

With respect, your employees of the ventilation front.

yyy (17:48:12 11/02/2010)
What was there in the universe?

xxx (17:48:24 11/02/2010)
He slept very much...

xxx (17:48:43 11/02/2010)
My phone fell on the wall and self-developed.