I started dating her!!! to
feliot: o o curta))
steel: finally somebody who really loves me... I'll meet you soon))
Feliot: When you meet us, she will leave you.
Is it because of you?
Feliot: Nea...just because you have friends idiots))

I am mega cool.
I caught a fly.
XXX: She is shaking in her hand
XXX: I'll put it on the system.
I will call her Mom.
XXX: I will have a hand beast.

...
XXX is fucking.
xxx: she flew into the cooler
xxxx: her eyebrows roll on the bottom of the body (
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Today I am in the universe, in the Copy Center. Waiting for the papers to be printed. A group of female designers. I ask them: "Type, what do you give to your department for the defense of the diploma?"
They are: "Printer". The rumors were silent. "Which year has already printed." Still remain silent. "They probably don’t know that the cartridges can be changed..."

@Dingo (13:14:04 13/06/2008)
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I am a bachelor.
Sergey (13:24:12 13/06/2008)
Why so happy?
@Dingo (13:24:40 13/06/2008)
May is the first in 4 years!! to
Sergey (13:24:50 13/06/2008)
and 😉

Dear Administration!

Improve the top of the Abyss!

1) Make at least 50 quotes, please, tearfully please!

2) Make the reverse order, that is, to read from the last quote to the leader (top 50th quote, and scrolling down you approach the most funny).

3) Please make the first two points, at least once consider the wishes of the simple reader from the Abyss.

Yes, something is not moving the matter, let's arrange this offer for an Offgen rating, maybe at least then the admin will listen.

Dear Administration,
I drank here and decided to get rid of one of Bash's problems as much as possible. Many complain that they have taken quotes on a particular topic, for example on the topic of "anime" or "tops" or "case at work". You can solve this problem in a simple but years-tested way - make it possible when adding a quote to add several tags such as "anime, IT humor, stupidity" and so on. And also the ability to configure for yourself which quotes to display in the main.
I think the people will support me, and propulsion the quote :)
idea by qter

It seems to me that with the advent of blogs the fences, walls of houses and other surfaces in the city have become cleaner.

If before anyone who is obsessed with verbal unspokenness, sought to defile the panel with a banal "x-igreck-Y" or a stunning message in the spirit of "Vasa - loch!", then now all this can be safely poured out in your blog. And also a label to put: The mood now: philosophical.

I run to my sister's husband today, he had to pass the disc to his sister and say a couple of stones. I just hit it, screaming. Well, I'm running, Grie, I'm here to leave something for you for my sister, just a little bit - and I'm chasing. I come out happy, and this picture is so stunning - well, left?

A acquaintance told me.
My friend has a turtle. As soon as he went to bed, she started walking around the house and knocking loudly on the laminate. So he thought for the night to put it on a cube from a child's designer.

Are you free at night?
YYY: for example?
XXX: after 11
YYY: in places
What are you busy and what are you free?

XXX is
I had 18 operations yesterday.

XXX is
Seven more
YYYY
Do you work as a surgeon?? to
XXX is
almost )
XXX is
I carry patients from the room to the operating room and back.
YYYY
You're just like this guide in old mythology who guided souls into the afterlife..)))
XXX is
Yes, there I will take more than back, who knows where they put them.
YYYY

0 to 0!! to

Today the lawyers of the customer requested a bunch of documents for the tender and including the place and date of birth of our general...
WOW is fed?
The horoscope probably wants to make him.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
He discovered a way to eat a spoonful in a tomato sauce, but actually without the spoonful and those nightmarish eyes and brains floating in the bank.
You take a bowl of sardines, press with a fork and pour ketchup.
It tastes like two drops of zygulevsky, no one looks at you from the fork.


You’re a fool, it’s a shit to eat what he looks at you by proving to him that you’ve been lucky in life.

She =
Sitting fast in a chair

he =
took his hips, raised, wrapped his legs around him and moved his hands on his buttocks.

She =
He sits in a chair and watches these charming manipulations.

Can you find your child? new function "quay father" in the mixer tariff

My mom went even further, she doesn’t understand the relationship of the mouse with the cursor.

Secretary: You just don’t argue...
Admin1c: What is it?
Secretary: This box smells burning.
Admin1c:0_O o hyace.Cut out of us.
Secretary: I just wanted to wash.
Admin1c:Scuco! kill yourself to the wall!rob him to us!
Secretary : What?
Admin1c: ON to OFF!
Secretary: He himself turned off.
by admin1c: Amen!

Then... when the teacher has the paternity of Karlovich, you understand why he is leading the Wood Constructions.

Winner
I came after stomatology.
[ and Nick ]
The robbed?
Winner
Treated
Winner
Half the face
Winner
So I came to the classic with such a face and tried to ask if there is a microSD card.
Winner
for nothing.
[ and Nick ]
And what? =
Winner
except "a manneft favouchi un" could say nothing more
Winner
I realized it was useless, turned around and went out.

zzz (19:18:37 11/06/2008)
Greece loses goalkeeper before match with Russia
... Golkiper injured his finger at training and will be able to return to the field not earlier than in a week.
zzz (19:18:56 11/06/2008)
David Villa was injured during the celebration of the goal in the goal of the Russian national team
zzz (19:19:22 11/06/2008)
Swedish midfielder Christian Wilhelmsson was out of the Euro 2008 due to an injury to the knee tendon. This was stated by team doctor Anders Valentin. According to him, treatment of the injury will take at least three weeks, reports Reuters.
zzz (19:19:45 11/06/2008)
I, fucking, knew how our group would get out.