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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №2665
 15.03.2008
A>Mlia, in the subway such a ppc was
Z and G?
A>I sit in the car, the communicator in my hands.
On it the blue tooth is rubbed, not cut off - well, I have a BT headset. But it itself has been cut off, hasn’t had time to turn it on.
Suddenly I see - the request of the incoming connection, from the headset. One-in-one of mine, I see exactly by model.
A> well I am an assept,
I enter the code - it is standard on these sonerical, "0000"
A>I see - connected...
Well, hole, turned on the max volume the hardest metal that was)
A and G;
And through the seat from me the Aztec scream is spreading!!!! to
The guy that jumps up, not ceasing to scream, and feverishly knocking on the headphones =)))
Why should I stay calm and not burn?
I barely managed to cut it off and hide it in my pocket =)
A guy came out at the next station, apparently because almost the whole wagon looked at him as a bullshit psychic.
Z and G;
The Devil :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №2664
 15.03.2008
Yesterday, the President of Ukraine Yushchenko issued a decree on celebrating the 350th anniversary of the victory of the army of the hetman Vygovsky in the battle of Konotop.Hetman 350 years ago, together with the Crimean Tatars and Poles, destroyed the Russian troops. The Russian army lost then from 20 to 30 thousand soldiers.

What is not stated in the decree? About the fact that already six months after the battle of Konotop, Ukraine revolted against the hetman Vygovsky, who betrayed the alliance with Russia. Not only the Ukrainians, but also the Tatars. And the hetman fled to Poland, where he was soon executed too for treason :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2663
 15.03.2008
This is the hope was so in 1 month to scratch the desk on the compass that when you press - to arrange the icons - the computer hangs!
c) The Saguna

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2662
 15.03.2008
<o0rIsS> What is the name of your new president?
<hujlo> He’s Bearia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2661
 15.03.2008
Oleg: I tell her about the machine she is about children

I’d better have the machines :)

Oleg: I am presenting you with a small machine in diapers.

Lisa: And if I had taught them the oil at the right time and place to pour :) Rice would have wiped them with a towel :)
I switched off at an hour of the day before reading the book.

Not a book, but instructions

How fun it would be to walk.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I put it in a sandbox.
Gave a piece of metal...and let it pull out...
Stalin pulled the bullshit...And he sits in his place...
The ideal child.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2660
 15.03.2008
Push[Ok]> I came for a couple of days, came a little late and therefore sat not where usual, and on the third party =( Dick, there were two other Arabs sitting there, whom you have never seen... One body after I sat down, turned to me with the question, said what a pair...
I am Ter Ver.
He is...?? to
I am a theory of probability.
Is it Russian or Ukrainian?
I am in Russian.
He turns to the neighbor, long they communicate, then the body back to me with the question:
He – and this is what? How about mathematics?
I seem more logical.
The body turns and writes the name of the object in the notebook "COME LOGIC".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2659
 15.03.2008
Group "Spring of the Tree"

Discussions: "Encounters with the Teachers"

- Lords, the victims of the attack of the teaques, tell your stories here, how it was still your impressions!!! to

I stumbled into a stone. Fuck, I was in the south in the area of Anapa, in the big morning, who knows. Sitting to eat on the slope of the hill, so to speak, with a remarkable view of the sea is infinite.

I almost got a cat on the hunt.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2658
 15.03.2008
Sinner: For a long time in the name of the company, written on the glass.. LLC "HZ" :) it turned out that it is not the owners did not come up with how to name the company, and "Crystalline Plant"))

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №2657
 15.03.2008
Coming from the military:
Green &#9829;: Well what did she take?
I'll leave you in a couple of days.
Green &#9829; and will I be taken to the elite?
Alexey Uns: in the currency. :D
Green &#9829;: ))))) and there are those!
Alexey Uns: wow :)
Green &#9829;: and the pilots are there?
Alexey Uns: the pellet there are just necessary :)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2656
 15.03.2008
n1ke: and according to the news, about the fact that the woodsman somewhere, the hell you will understand what taiga, fell into a half-kilometre hole, and according to his stories, when he got out of the hole with the help of guns and skies which in turn stumbled into the walls over the course of the day, on the bottom of the hole there was a shit... what animal dug out this hole he could never guess...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2655
 15.03.2008
Q: What do you do in your free time?
She: nuu... my favorite class begins in "s" and ends also in "s", and only 4 letters))))
I can’t imagine what this is ?
She is: Simms))))))))))))))))))))
He is a wicked (

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2654
 15.03.2008
Don’t be foolish, but don’t be foolish!! to
(The cry of the soul)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2653
 15.03.2008
Ppc!salon of cellular communication: comes a young man, well dressed, phone smartphone...and asks, wash, I have my phone broken...detailing question:what happened...response:I call myself, and I am busy!He was answered that it was very serious, and sent to Lermontov28 (local psychic)... and he went!Within an hour he comes... screams, hysterics, the door hasn’t broken... the wash, where has it been sent... well, the sellers ask him, and why do you call?I want to check if I am online or not.! to

The Penny? Welcome to our...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №2652
 15.03.2008
Yesterday on TV.
Zyuganov: in Russia it is impossible to develop small business,
Everyone has to get on the foot!
Putin: I agree, that’s why we all need to sit down and think...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №2651
 15.03.2008
Selling a Loose Car. In the set of spare parts to the car: engine after repair, gearbox. There are no documents. It is necessary to replace high-voltage candles and wires, and replace the ignition lock. Who called me early, if interested call me again, I found it!!! to
by car.auto.ru

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2650
 15.03.2008
The other day was the following. I went out on the street, looked into the parliament package, one thing there. He smoked and threw it into the urn. Next to the urna there are two guys (I realized they work and go out to smoke). Then I met my girlfriend from the dog, brought home, she gave me a pack of parliament, I smoked it and threw it into the same urn next to which the same guys smoked. Then he shot the man a cigarette, his last, according to the tradition gave with a pack. The Parliament. I go to the urn, there are the two. Horom Three - Fail to yourself in the matrix!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2649
 15.03.2008
Silence
No, is that normal? Shhas decided to wash the dishes... turned on the water... the dishes was a mountain of this under the end of the soap already on the machine everything that was in the dishwasher and on it... But now tell me my favorite fools who put the dishes on the dishwasher? I realized that it was electric sausages when I thoroughly wiped them the back of the fairy... I can’t unfold Ryu...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2648
 15.03.2008
For half an hour I tried to understand why on one Linux forum everyone writes in transliteration. And already when I almost understood everything and solved the problem, I discovered that the forum is Polish.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №2647
 15.03.2008
In a society of equal opportunities, there is always a place to send a person.

Who finds no place for themselves.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2646
 15.03.2008
There is an unknown word in an English text today.

The idempotent.

In the context I understand the meaning, but let, I think, I look in the "language" of the

Anyway, I did not regret it. I cycle :



idempotent

1) Impotence

2) Impotent

3) Impotent element



• Completely primary idempotent

• Completely primitive idempotent

idempotent separating congruence - idempotent separating congruence

congregation



Wikipedia gave a symmetrical answer:

A binary operation is a binary operation.

Possessing Impotence



Google has also left behind:

Mathematical notes

Resolving Nucleus for Determined

The task of optimal...

(the fourth or fifth result from above).



I was afraid to continue reading, but I can sleep peacefully - the importance of this

No one knows the word.



by PS. Impotence is, you know, that

X * X = X

Ideipotent numbers are those whose square is equal to the number itself.



So the numbers 0 and 1 are politically correctly called "idepotent".

have in mind.

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