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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №89837
 17.11.2013
Is long-term sexual abstinence harmful to women?
Of course true. You start looking at all the idiots.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89836
 17.11.2013
If you drop your potential partner from the roof, then for a few seconds he will become a kinetic partner, and then a thermal partner.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89835
 17.11.2013
So that no one ever climbs to you without knocking,
Darts must be hanged on the back of the door.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89834
 17.11.2013
Boroda 3: The temple is guarded by dogs. Why not God?
Lighter: Because there is no God
D2R: There are dogs!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89833
 17.11.2013
This genius is:
>>Babies, you have gotten it!!!! Give her five roses, she’s offended!! On a bunch of questions, in half an hour it turns out, I love when one rose! Fuck, 2 years you liked from 3 and above (in the number of flowers, the most enthusiastic caused 25), and here, fuck, one. Fucking with their knots.
Young man, and you tell your girlfriend, what about all the others? Choose yourself and suffer now. Here is the girl who flooded about female logic and nuts. It’s not a feminine logic, dear, it’s your feminine stupidity.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89832
 17.11.2013
I tell stories so uninterestingly that when I tried to tell one, I became bored, started to think about something else, and forgot what I was telling.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89831
 17.11.2013
In the provincial city group B

A to:

Bab need to *turn on the *blu who stand next to the companion in the evening!! Her brains were enough to offer me pleasure while I was going with a girl!! The girl doesn’t talk to me says I looked at her like that! Give them a bench!! to

X: Specifically where they stand.
y: Specify the exact coordinates and time))
Z: Hurricanes in the city))))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89830
 17.11.2013
Something something? Children from the test tube are not baptized?
Maybe even those who were born with Caesarean?
But it did not come to light as God had planned.

P.S Priests may have been bitten. Or the opposite.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №89829
 17.11.2013
This is the web:
>> Boy: We all (nearly all) go home from work/offices in the evening.
>> We all want to get there with minimal cost of time.
In order to realize these golden dreams and drive quickly, you must at least not be >>vegetables to drive aggressively, and the maximum - to violate the GDPR.
So, friends: who do you feel at such moments: a hero or a villain?

You are fucking Gandhi. Because of you, Pidor, and people like you, there are so many traffic jams in Moscow. And people suffer. Because, fucking, you are not a vegetable and you violate the GDPR, you fly out for meetings and stops with people.

All evil

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №89828
 17.11.2013
He’s still that shit! One day he was thrown into a mint mouthpiece, and when they began to search, they found nothing.)))

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89827
 17.11.2013
The old quote:
My boyfriend got to write text messages until evening every day. I wrote a proga on the smartphone, which responds to all the SMS automatically - "Yes, favorite", "Of course","very"in arbitrary order in the morning I saw 264 incoming SMS and the last from my blonde at 5:45 with the text "And when are you shit, will you fall asleep?and "

SMS 1: "Do you miss it?"
- " very much"

SMS 2: "Do you want me to talk to you before you go to bed?"
- "Yes, my favorite"

SMS 3: Are you serious? Do you really want it?"
- "Of course"

Vuelta is gone!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89826
 17.11.2013
I watch a video on YouTube about aircraft accidents. There is an advertisement of the type: "Books Aeroflot air tickets" :-)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89825
 17.11.2013
The female logic
Looking for a man for a relationship
finds
Just because he wore light socks with black shoes on a date.

Continuing to talk about loneliness

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89824
 17.11.2013
Romans: you have chicks in your head instead of cockroaches!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №89823
 17.11.2013
> > suddenly this small push for a man will become a huge...
Uniform for household mice. :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89822
 17.11.2013
I do my homework in German. I wanted to go to the toilet. My hands in the laundry machine and I notice the calf on the crane, I remember that today I bought a special remedy for this trouble, I decided to just try to use it. I came to consciousness when I washed the tiles in the bathroom.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89821
 17.11.2013
To this: To this:
"Schmetterling"... and in this fucking German language even "the butterfly" sounds as if she was staring at the houses at night and cuddling in the cheeks of disobedient children :(

I will tell you more, butterfly in German is also male.

A "girl" is generally average. Germans are Germans.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89820
 17.11.2013
Daddy told me.
In Tyumen, somewhere on the passage.
The man takes his passport to write out the pass.
The Belarusian passport, all things.
He opens it, scrolls, finds a page where there is Daddy’s photo.
and passes out.
Name and name
Schengen Guidelines

We are a Schengen family.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89819
 17.11.2013
xxx> is it all - the dacha or your construction?
yyy> the construction of the house. I call it customary. Do you think that in Crimea, how do you extract water? Is there a centralized water supply in the private sector?
xxx> no, we have wells, and there is no sewerage. In ancient Rome was
yyy> yyyy
xxx> somehow lost the secret of shit for centuries

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89818
 17.11.2013
After school, my husband worked as a pathologist for many years, where he saw a lot of exciting spectacles. Then he went to the troops: visited various hotspots, once tortured in captivity, not once caught bullets and miraculously survived, received a high rank and many orders. He was also a man who saw a lot of things. But after watching the cartoon "Aladdin" with the children, he eventually cried. To say that I was confused is to say nothing.

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