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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2729
 17.03.2008
I have a friend of a metal artist who has heard the song of the Burzum group in the book market. I did not believe my ears.
Someone was spinning a circle.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №2728
 17.03.2008
XXX: Is there anyone here?
YYY: I am here
xxx is one?
Yyy: No, his son Thor!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2727
 17.03.2008
The song!! We had a new employee, a girl. She turned off the inet, I gave her body number and said, call the admin. she called, she was answered that they would consider her application.. she sits she means, fills the documents from the hand, sees that the mouse on the screen starts to move... opens "push" she takes the mouse in her hands and closes everything. And so several times at some point, however, the admin managed to get in and open the notebook.. he starts printing her, she decides that her mouse went crazy - it closes everything. The administrator opens the notebook again and starts printing, the girl turned out to be ingenious - removes the notebook! In short, the admin managed to open the word where he explains that he is an admin.. and asks for the user's defects... but our beauty does not give up she asks a crazy question: and how will you prove that you are an admin? Why should I give you all the passwords?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2726
 17.03.2008
He was a full shit.
She is like a fucking fuck when a lady is talking fucking

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2725
 17.03.2008
DJ Zander
What do you say about drinking?? to

Anarchy
Who is talking? O_O

DJ Zander
The Stars

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №2724
 17.03.2008
and Narg:

She: Tell Cunilingus
See also: Cunilingus
The boy said, the boy did.

I have already 4 girls sent this quote to O_o

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2723
 17.03.2008
from Asha (at work)
1: Though his hammer fucking, he still reads the tower. and e
2: no... I do not sit... no hope of a small settler

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2722
 17.03.2008
Urukhai777: the captain is obviously an iplan!

The meaning of the quote is that Urukhai777 is not delighted with Captain Evidence’s explanations, considers them uninteresting, and also somewhat doubts the captain’s mental abilities. So is!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2721
 17.03.2008
The textbook has been dropped, learnt, come and give up.

Student: Sps, I will run as I learn. Really, I doubt that I will learn... well, if I put something in my blonde butt - I will jump on the wings!))


Prepod: You will jump on the wings... (trembling at the sight of such a cruel and psychedelic picture) yea, you, a bitch, almost Picasso... and have not tried to fly on the kidneys?? to
I hope for a successful lawsuit "bulling in the blonde shoulder" material and I look forward to the resumption with interest and interest

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2720
 17.03.2008
and H4U! (15:49:04 14/03/2008)
If it is the first thing you think of when you wake up, the only thing you think of when you wake up, and the last thing you think of before you go to sleep, is it really special?


Wedding of the Day (15:50:01 14/03/2008)
So either you’re in love or she owes you a lot of money :)))))))))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2719
 17.03.2008
I went to Melsosoft entirely. Today I was transferred to the IE 6 page of melsoft and said that as my screw passed authenticity check, I was recommended to download IE 7. The list of his merits

The problem is that I am on Ubuntu 7.10 right now.
To say that I am an officer is to say nothing.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2718
 17.03.2008
Today is Captain Evidence’s birthday! Congratulations to you, Cap, from Vladivostok.
A traveling wind always and seven feet under the roof!

Yes, I’m also in favour of the captain swimming seven feet under the keylogger.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №2717
 17.03.2008
1 is stupid!
2: I am stupid!
Don’t raise the register on me, woman!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2716
 17.03.2008
Anna: What else is it? I was talking about a way to get me to sleep.
I may have been a cat in my past life.
I am an elephant.
Anna: Why is it?
How do I know ?
Anka: Well, I say that I was a cat because I love the grace, I love when the hair grows, the ear itches.
Cats also love.
I: I love it too. When they sneeze behind the ear. Elephants love it.
I also scratch and bite.
Sometimes
I’m going to go with the hood ?
Annie: Yes
? to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2715
 17.03.2008
A dialogue on Friday night:
DarkLion
The sun shines, the streams run
Girls on the benches waiting.

Irina
And then next?

DarkLion
Emmy...

DarkLion
But the girls in the shoes are still walking.
The sun is not hot enough :(

DarkLion
As it is. :D

Irina
KLEVA

DarkLion
I will never wash the cup. I like the effect.

DarkLion
I look at the stand - the chickens shine brightly
But the sweetest breasts are not in the white.

DarkLion
Oh! WOW! Trubash edishn will be like this:
March is here, spring is here. Summer is close.
And not to work for me – I’m riding a pipi!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №2714
 17.03.2008
You are my admin, right?
Speaking to the Strauss: Yes. What, does nothing work?
Yes, no, it is already working...

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №2713
 17.03.2008
Disease can be cured – ven. No to disease.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2712
 17.03.2008
History of Elections. I am not an Estonian – I was just lazy to write.

I met my neighbor on March 2 in the evening on the staircase.

I said goodbye, “Have you voted?” He is so pleasant to me—

“I have not been in elections for 20 years.” I am the “Principle.” My neighbor is strange.

He looked, breathed and said, “Come in!”

They went to the kitchen, he got a cognac, ate and told.

I worked as a supplier in the 1980s. Like in a comedy with easy

by ferry", received a direction somewhere to the Urals - travel - on the train

Moscow-Vladivostok is no longer there. In the morning, he went to the shop.

The station is at 4 hours. Here are the members coming in.

Election Commission with a portable urna. Today’s election, and

Give me your passport. He was able to fill the bucket. Galactic

It is not difficult to put.

But in the urn he could not put it.

He put his passport there.

All the trends.

Everyone knows when and where the urns are opened. Supplier without passport

No one needs authority either.



Neighbor says that almost a year after that he did not drink - and hear about elections

can not.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2711
 17.03.2008
The Armenian Radio:

Can you suggest an effective way to fight?

Increase in the number of officials?

Use the experience of the Catholic Church.

Meaning is?

To introduce the unmarriage of officials: to prohibit them from creating families and

The children!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2710
 17.03.2008
Stripes (15:35:32 14/03/2008)
If the Big Mac was not in the refrigerator for 3 days, it would be spoiled.

Antonello (15:35:39 14/03/2008)
Eat it

Stripes (15:35:43 14/03/2008)
Okay))

Antonello (15:35:54 14/03/2008)
by Big Mac Hole

Antonello (15:36:11 14/03/2008)
Polystyrene is not a portion

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