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Do you know what’s the worst thing about modern children?
Are they modern? )
1 is no. In the 3rd grade, the lesson of Russian led, gave the task to come up with an antonym for the word DIRECT. Do you know what a boy said to me?
2nd :?? to
The indirect...

Russian vacuum cleaners are so tough that they can even whiten walls

And I want the Pilo-5 to be filmed in the House-2!!)))

Iznogoud: Did you hear that Max’s cat ran away?
Iznotsobad: No, when is it?
Iznogoud: 6 months ago
Iznotsobad: *ROFL* Fresh news
Iznogoud: Oh, So, we decided to give him a cat for his birthday!
Iznogoud: Only the same one who is able to climb the balcony to the upper floor, rape a neighbor's cat, eat a palm there and get back in the hands of the neighbor's girl from above!! to
Iznotsobad: oyaebou, cat O_o

She: Recently I can’t even imagine that I’m going to think of you all the time... and now, I realize that every day I fall in love with you more and more. I get more and more accustomed to you...forgive me that I can’t be there, although mentally I’m always with you...

He: And I am eating sauce.

In our international company, the name of the new employee of the American branch is a little stressed.He is called John Connor.
By the way, this John on the first day sent everyone a letter warning that the Terminator joke would not tolerate.

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The Ubuntu Forum

1st Did anyone tell me that the new laptops only look up?
2nd I got on the new laptop immediately without any problems!
Three I don’t use laptops, only girls. Tell me, is it normal?

Fuck, this quote is for me the whole essence of Linux...

At the request "how to hide a corpse" Google strongly recommends selling it ))

I send a file.
<DimaV> Do you have the internet rubber now?
<SoMber> UGU, GANDON. through mobile

I take the exam today.
As one of the additional questions, I ask the student to give definitions of intuition.
I get an amazing answer: Intuition is a characteristic that affects the frequency of a critical blow.
I slipped under the table...
(c) Baldeem Without You

I decided to prepare for the seminar.
Two hours later.
Dude, because I wanted to prepare!! to

Wife: Yesterday only Allen’s head was soaped, why again today?
I: She has food remains in her hair all the time!
Husband: She should have been called Clava...

In time, the emergency sign acts on GIBDshnikov exactly like the phrase "I am in the house!"

by dfsSerg():
SMS has arrived:
Hi Sirot! This is my new number. Long time I did not see you and was very missed, approach tomorrow at 8 in the morning to the military command, talk :) Just dress warmer, and eat something. Until tomorrow I will kiss you ;)
by dfsSerg():
Military Commandment of the Oceans...

In skillful hands and x%i terrible weapons. The Chair)

I want to meet my guardian angel. to be human and

to provide details of his employment contract and

official instructions. I want to know - they have weekends and vacations for

24-hour work, whether they are on vacation, or they have a wacht method

"No travelers"



Kolka sat on the window of the open window of his apartment on the fifth floor.

The floor and held in his hands a powerful miracle of Japanese technology - a large, heavy

and a two-casset magnetophone brought to him from Singapore. Behind the Window

It was a summer night and many more beautiful things, but how much it is all.

Interested little – he watched dancing "one group" his

The future wife of Galina.

No, a reason for dancing, of course respectful - Galkin's group

Evening school, finally finished tormenting the teachers of their

Knowledge and, having received the promised "rombiques", decided to wash them. Moreover that

Galka even three years ago vowed as soon as, so immediately and so

Forming relationships and giving birth to children. It works, but there are two things.

With a guarantee.

- Kolya - turned to him, reddened by the dances of Galka, - tears with

Give the window and the magnet, or you will crash.

Do not touch! I wanted to answer Nicholas, but I didn’t have time. Chain galleries

The hands took the double cassette, the socks of the shoes crumbled and Kolka fell.

From the window. and silence. Oral is only galactic. Not expecting such an end.

On the occasion of the celebration, the classmates, squeezing a little at the doors, dropped onto the

The street. Kolka sat on a large pile of soft turf, carefully

prepared by the mosselinghouse, for tomorrow’s discharge. and

and smiled.

If you are alive? - asked Galka, touching the future husband and not believing

his eyes and suddenly falling from the window to his happiness,

Does it hurt?



Or Colkin's guardian angel, flying by in time, managed to get him.

picked up and dropped on the turf, or did the thick branches of the tree -

not clearly. But there were no injuries. Without considering the damage,

The shape of a blue-coloured shape resembling a human shape.

The fifth, which said in favour of the guardian, or a three-fold scratch,

pointing to a tree.



Nicholas was scattered, examined and felt by everyone. A little bit of pain.

From the blueberry, he was placed in a bath with cold water. by Special

the board that the Soviet people put in the basin when washing,

I put a laffitnik, vodka, two plates with cucumbers and salad. Galactic

Sitting next to the table, blaming the participation.



The door was called.

Are you throwing people out of your windows? He asked without greeting.

The police officer walked into the apartment without waiting for an invitation.

Behind his back were two men in the state and two in white hats.

As it turned out, Kolkin’s flight did not go unnoticed for the residents of the house.

The heartbreaking old lady, a neighbor from below, decided that Kolka was not

He deserves a light death for his broken ropes.

Evening noise, thunderstorms and screams, worthy of torture - she caused

The ambulance. The doctors, apparently, were bored - they called the police. The militias

It was also boring, only to call them no one was already - the MSC has not yet

Firefighters may have been rejected because of their absence.

The Fire.

Where is the body? The captain asked the second question, looking, promising.

Five years in prison for concealing a crime.

“Here the body in the bathroom lies,” Galka said, pointing to the direction.

Who allowed it to be removed? The captain stumbled. The body he saw was chewing.

The salted pepper.

Vassilich, what are you doing? He asked the body, chewed and confessed.

Do you want to drink vodka?

I’ll be there, and where is the corpse?

After finding out the circumstances, bite a gram by a hundred, the police departed,

The doctor and the ambulance driver.

“Everything seems to be normal,” the doctor said after examining and listening to the failure.

As a physician, I believe in X-rays more than I do.

The guardian angels. Dress up and go to "Sklyphosovsky"

At least one of the ribs should have broken.



The reception peace of the cliff, where Nicholas and Galka were brought, was rare.

and uninhabited. In addition to Cole and another man lying on a catwalk waiting.

There were no X-rays. While the doctors looked at the pictures,

The patients talked.

Man, what about you? Nicholas looked at the neighbor.

- Yes, I went home, stumbled on the border, a bitch broke the lamp.

and dark. He said he broke two legs. You have what?

I fell from the window...

The conversation was interrupted by the doctors.

“So yes,” said one of them, “you, a young man,

Fisting of nothing. You can go. You have a problem with the bone.

is fragmented. Let us try to collect. We are operating now.

Do you know from which floor did you fall? From the first? with hope

Asked a man from the catwalk pushed to the elevator, you say...

But Colka remained silent so as not to upset.

It would be interesting to look at your instructions.

The guardian angel. Or maybe not?

According to a study, 90% of Russian citizens

They have a criminal past.

The remaining 10% are criminal.

only in our clinic the office of the urologist, during the repair, could be moved to the room with the ambiguous inscription "sterilization".